this should be fun....

Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
go to urbandictionary.com and type in your name and see what it gives you for a definition.
i'll start




1. colby

A synonym for 'gangster'
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town


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  • Mark

    A person identified as an easy target, or "sucker". A mark is always the short end of a joke or scam, and is never let in on whats going on. A mark is usually being cheated out of money. It's origin is from old English traveling carnivals from the late 1800s to early 1900s, where workers would refer to people paying to see thier made up shows and games a "mark". not from urban gangsters like most people think. Mark is also the origin to the term "smark" or "smart mark" which is a person who know's he/she is being scamed.

    This town has a lot of marks.

































    Sounds about right.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • PorchsitterPorchsitter Loganville, GA Posts: 1,078
    1. joe
    Chicago Term for greeting a person or calling someone if you don't know their name. Even if you do know their name, you still call them joe.

    2. JOE
    Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday. (gotta love it)

    3. Joe
    Coffee! Generally an affectionate term used by coffee lovers.
    We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.--Bill Hicks
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    1. Tracey



    A beautiful and sophisticated woman that will probably never give you the time of day. Generally Traceys have advanced degrees, wear very high heels and know that you are not worthy.






    2. tracey



    the word "tracey" is of dutch background, meaning slack and full of negativity.


    I think I am more of the first. :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    7. sarah:
    a style of vagina grab!!!!

    HAHAHAHA.. what!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?!

    It also means Princess... which is better ;)
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    Kimberly:
    A fancy German-word for 'weed'. Very international for it is commonly used in downtown Maryland or Indonesia.

    "Yo dawg, you got some Kimberly?"
    "Where's my Kimberly you bitch?"
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • 7. sarah:
    a style of vagina grab!!!!

    HAHAHAHA.. what!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?!

    It also means Princess... which is better ;)

    HAHAHA! Alright DTL10, I promised myself I'd never try these web things you come up with again but I'll give this one a try.

    1, 'Most wonderful person to chat with'

    2, 'The coolest person you will ever meet'

    3, A brunette or redhead that acts like a bonde. (I meant blonde).

    4... as funny as number 4 was, I thought I'd better delete it in case I got into trouble.

    5, 'Someones exposed butt crack'

    6, 'A large turd that clogs the toilet'
  • KRISTA

    1: A sexy bitch with nice tits and a hot booty

    2. Insanity, or madness, is a semi-permanent, severe mental disorder typically stemming from a form of mental illness.

    3. A slang term for mollusk, normally used in canada.


    Spot on!
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Elana:

    1. Someone who is beautiful and sexually alluring attracting everyone she meets.

    2. a nice person.sometimes cranky.very smart.

    Those sound about right :p

    3. A person of the Jewish faith.

    I know it's a Hebrew name, but my mom just picked it cause she saw it on TV :p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    it varies so greatly...from wonderful...to horrible..........hahaha


    The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars.


    a cool chick who loves the word poop.
    smiles a lot, and likes POOP(the word ofcourse)


    stupid noob from pakiland


    a wog(italian or greek) woman. commonly used in melbourne.

    fat
    ugly
    gay
    retarded
    a man
    likes vaginas
    masterbates
    has no life

    :eek:



    errrrrrrrrr.....i'm sticking with the first definition. :D
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • bovy_jbovy_j Posts: 1,008
    Wow...I truly got pwned:

    Jarret



    To make a stupid mistake on something very simple. To use the word "ok" and "shit" on a regular basis. To argue continuously on something you know nothing about but pretend to know everything about it

    He tried to explain himself, but he pulled a jarret.
  • ToneTone Posts: 1,206
    My name isn't "defined" yet... figures, it's never in any of those lists. I'll just sit back and read everyone elses ;)
    Glaciers melting in the dead of night and the superstars sucked into the supermassive.
  • PaukPauk Posts: 1,084
    Paul - your typical male in most cases, yet is all talk and no action.

    My favourite...
    A man who resembles a gorilla. They typically act like apes, by screaming and yelling vulgar slang or nonsense statements. They like rolling around on the ground and itching their armpits. Pauls would perfectly be at home in a forest setting. They have many friends because they are amusing to watch. They LOVE bananas and other gorilla eatings.
    Paul
    '06 - London, Dublin, Reading
    '07 - Katowice, Wembley, Dusseldorf, Copenhagen, Nijmegen
    '09 - London, Manchester, London
    '12 - Manchester, Manchester, Berlin, Stockholm, Copenhagen
  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    1. collin

    Someone who every one asks for directions and computer based knowledge; creepy at times; likes to hump random things

    2. Collin

    An absolutely flawless individual that possesses nearly super-human intelligence, almost ridiculous good looks, an incredibly knack for athletic events, and unrivaled talent in everything they do. Also, someone that everyone else wishes they could be like.

    Well since my name is written with a capital letter I guess it's the second definition, which is spot on.
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    No wonder I go by D.W. instead of Dale:

    1. Means "go ahead" in spanish, mostly Cuban slang, used alot in Miami. Used as a goodbye or a slang call.

    Alright man, I'll talk to you later, DALE!

    2. *Dalé : Noun : pronounced Dah-leh
    1) A dalé is a self centered obnoxious girl who is more than likely a little unfortunate looking. Usually hispanic, black, or trailer trash (but there's always exceptions). Mostly found in Miami, LA, NewYork and wherever fine reggeaton music is heard.
    2)She has expensive tastes, but can't dress right i.e. wears brazilian jeans/basket ball shorts with a dressy shirt and Pumas. Wears too much make up and can 8 times out of 10 be classified as a Chonga.
    3)Dalé's can be found traveling with one or two more dalé's and maybe a chonga, plus that one guy "freind" who isn't gay.
    4)Dalé's are into : Myspace, Daddy Yankee, name brand clothes, falling in "love"(usually takes 3 days for a dalé to fall in love), themselves, cute sunglasses, TyPiiNq Lyk3 DiiSz, color coordinating their shoes, pants, shirts, and bags but not their earings or scrunchiis (hair ties).
    5) Any Cuban (male or female) can be classified as a Dalé.

    3. A word used in Bloomfield Hills for any person, place, thing, or any other word you want to use it as, or verb, adjective, or adverb. Derives from Julia and/or David Dale.

    Alright, DALE!
    Man, this dale was trying to get all over the other dale.
    I was hitting up 40 zannys and i was dale-ing all over the place.
    Dale, why are you dale-ing those dales when your with Julia Dale?

    4. A male- identifiable lesbian.

    Well, I would have sex with him, but he's a raging Dale and refuses to acknowledge that he has penis.

    5. another word for a very agressive gay man

    Wow, look at the guy across the road.
    he is so dale!

    6. Dale is a name for a lighter.

    I'd like to smoke this cigarette, someone pass me a dale.

    7. An Australian person who is usually under the age of 15 with a high pitched voice. The typical mummy's boy but to acts tough around his mates.

    John - So I was gonna beat up that cunt last night but my friends stopped me.
    John's Milf - John go to sleep! It's 9!
    John - Omg, why?!
    Jack - Stfu, your such a dale.

    8. Dale Earnhardt, a NASCAR driver with a very impressive moustache, who died in 2001. Immortalized by Wal Mart employees, wife-beater collectors, and trailer dwelling folk the world over, his full name was shortened to the one word "Dale", in the same way as "Pele", "MJ", or "Larry the Cable Guy" has been in the past. Also known as the intimidator, due to a combination of his willingness to ram into people, and for said impressive moustache.

    Said supporters are easily spotted as they will generally have a sticker showing his number 3 with angel wings sticking out of it. Another form of the word, "Daaaaaaaaale!" is often uttered by sad lonely men in country bars "down south".

    Chap one: "I say, you appear to be rather depressed. Would you like to talk about what's making you so sad?"
    Chap two, crying: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaale!"

    Chap one: "I do enjoy a good car race, but these chaps don't seem to know how to turn right."
    Chap two: "Y'know who could? Dale. Git R done, boogity boogity, boogity!"

    9. A large uncontrollable bowl-movement that must be taken at "home-base".

    ex. I got to take a dale!

    10. Another word for a vagina (Dale is the phoenetic spelling)

    Sitting on a bus the other day I overheard two young men talking.
    They had spotted a very attractive woman getting on to the bus.
    I heard one say to his friend " I would love to rut her dale "

    11. Dále is a word widely used at Basketball games. When a crowd see's something amazingly improbable and fantastic happen, they commonly exclaim:

    "Whoa! That was Dále!"

    So after reading all this I guess I'm an overly-aggressive gay male with a high-pitched voice who thinks I'm a lesbian with a vagina who watches NASCAR, wears a wife beater and can light a cigarette while taking a huge shit. Sounds about right. :p
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    tim

    vb. to sex someone up

    n. man with a massive schlong



    :D
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    1. Tina B

    n. The hottest piece of ass you will ever see. She is a goddess among men and can leave you breathless. Not only is she friendly, funny, and beautiful, but she even plays video games. What more could you want?

    I saw Tina B today. I couldn't sleep for a month.

    -Is that an angel I see walking down the hall?
    -No, just Tina B.
    -Just? *smacks friend*


    LMFAO...
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    7. sarah:
    a style of vagina grab!!!!

    HAHAHAHA.. what!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?!

    It also means Princess... which is better ;)
    LOL I'll be a princess too, i think :D
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    2. Jason

    the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.

    J - July
    A - August
    S- September
    O - October
    N - November

    4.

    An average corn-farmer that doesn't give a shit about being in the heat.

    Most farmers in Kentucky are Jasons.

    My favorite:

    5. jason

    to upchuck a small amount of liquor, into a bar glass, immediately after taking a shot.

    That Jager was nasty, I think I'm going to Jason.
    Holy shit, that guy over there just Jason'd into his beer glass.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • I'll take a risk and print the one that I thought may be a little risky at first because it's so funny...

    'A trailer whore, who enjoys pretending to be a classy girl of moderate intelligence, and covers her putrid cunt stink with gallons of cheap perfume. Within a week of meeting a Kelly she will have sub-par sex with you to insure that you talk to her for another month in random intervals. Kelly probably just gave you a disease.'

    So I'm struggling to find nice things for mine so I tried my second name as well...

    'A fat whore who eats her own poo' :D
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    I'll take a risk and print the one that I thought may be a little risky at first because it's so funny...

    'A trailer whore, who enjoys pretending to be a classy girl of moderate intelligence, and covers her putrid cunt stink with gallons of cheap perfume. Within a week of meeting a Kelly she will have sub-par sex with you to insure that you talk to her for another month in random intervals. Kelly probably just gave you a disease.'

    So I'm struggling to find nice things for mine so I tried my second name as well...

    'A fat whore who eats her own poo' :D

    So, uh, How you doin'? *winks*
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • I'll take a risk and print the one that I thought may be a little risky at first because it's so funny...

    'A trailer whore, who enjoys pretending to be a classy girl of moderate intelligence, and covers her putrid cunt stink with gallons of cheap perfume. Within a week of meeting a Kelly she will have sub-par sex with you to insure that you talk to her for another month in random intervals. Kelly probably just gave you a disease.'

    So I'm struggling to find nice things for mine so I tried my second name as well...

    'A fat whore who eats her own poo' :D

    All that made me just laugh very, very hard. Thanks. 'Kelly probably just gave you a disease.' LOL
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • It made me laugh too! (I'm not sure if I'll get into trouble though).
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    It made me laugh too! (I'm not sure if I'll get into trouble though).

    I think as long as you don't post a picture of a "kelly" you should be ok!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I'll take a risk and print the one that I thought may be a little risky at first because it's so funny...

    'A trailer whore, who enjoys pretending to be a classy girl of moderate intelligence, and covers her putrid cunt stink with gallons of cheap perfume. Within a week of meeting a Kelly she will have sub-par sex with you to insure that you talk to her for another month in random intervals. Kelly probably just gave you a disease.'

    So I'm struggling to find nice things for mine so I tried my second name as well...

    'A fat whore who eats her own poo' :D
    Haha, my side actually hurts from laughing :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • It made me laugh too! (I'm not sure if I'll get into trouble though).

    Nah... I've read worse on the forum. I'd like to say I've written worse on the forum but.. you've beaten me. :o
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    1. Spanish or italian for "Cute girl".

    Mira, aqui viene Linda. mira a Linda que linda es...


    2. Spanish adjetive as "beautiful".
    This adjetive is used by latin people (Mexico,Argentina...)

    Esa chica es muy linda( This girl is very beautiful).


    3. A chair (usually a small, one person, office chair).

    Would you like to come sit with me? Linda's built for two. :D:D
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i have 3 pages thick of my name to pick from
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    chadwick wrote:
    i have 3 pages thick of my name to pick from



    Chad, a person that thinks he is best at everything. Including sex.
    He thinks he is gods gift to woman, arrogant, a prick, bi-polar, hated and loved.

    Most Chad's got a Chuck Norris like beard.

    For a person that actually IS good at everything check: Dawson

    Girl 1: OMG, my bf thinks he is best at everything.
    Girl 2: Fuck yeah. He is such a Chad


    :D
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    chadwick wrote:
    i have 3 pages thick of my name to pick from

    ok, one more, than i'll stop...

    Chad:

    -The name of all leading role men in Girly movies.
    -A pretty boy.
    -A bit queer.
    -Tall and Blonde.
    -Owns a hairdryer.
    -Wears pink bowling shirts.
    -knows what mascara is for.

    Ends relationships with "its me,not you"

    Josh: What a fucking Chad!
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Linda wrote:
    ok, one more, than i'll stop...

    Chad:

    -The name of all leading role men in Girly movies.
    -A pretty boy.
    -A bit queer.
    -Tall and Blonde.
    -Owns a hairdryer.
    -Wears pink bowling shirts.
    -knows what mascara is for.

    Ends relationships with "its me,not you"

    Josh: What a fucking Chad!

    pretty boy, um nope...im not fancy enough
    a bit queer, um nope...all about the Goddess
    Tall and blonde, um yep...although as i get older hair gets browner
    owns a hairdryer, um nope....never used one more than 2 or 3 times in my life..
    Wears pink bowling shirts, um nope....don't bowl but i would wear pink shirts and not give a damn about it whatsoever
    knows what mascara is for, um yep....it's a lubicant for sex
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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