it's my first night in my new place...

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  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    Oh okay, you aren't a die hard then. I know Suns likes to examine his poop. ;)

    yup, poops are lovely. :) jen, you should tell brandi that practice makes perfect.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • suns rival wrote:
    yup, poops are lovely. :) jen, you should tell brandi that practice makes perfect.
    Ohh I sure do practice! A little known fact: captin crunch berries makes the most interesting poops! ;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    Ohh I sure do practice! A little known fact: captin crunch berries makes the most interesting poops! ;)

    try also eating peanuts....that would make a liquefied poop. :D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    btw, this would be the first of our poop lesson....study this brandi. jen & i will test you later. :D

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • suns rival wrote:
    btw, this would be the first of our poop lesson....study this brandi. jen & i will test you later. :D

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png
    Oh wow Suns!! U just gave me quite the belly laugh!! Thanks:D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    Oh wow Suns!! U just gave me quite the belly laugh!! Thanks:D

    :D im glad to hear that, brandi. now, study hard!!! :D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • suns rival wrote:
    :D im glad to hear that, brandi. now, study hard!!! :D
    I'm scared! What will you and Jen do to me if I fail!!!????:eek:
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • hartamh wrote:
    [size=+2]~Home Sweet Home~

    "Good Luck with everything" :) [/size]
    Thanks so much:) your day will come!!! :)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    I'm scared! What will you and Jen do to me if I fail!!!????:eek:

    i think jen is still snoring right now..we will discuss it once she logs in. :D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • suns rival wrote:
    i think jen is still snoring right now..we will discuss it once she logs in. :D
    So she decides the punishment!? Not u?:) oh boy, I'm scared!:eek:
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    So she decides the punishment!? Not u?:) oh boy, I'm scared!:eek:

    she's the poop master...im just her sidekick. ala robin is to batman..just with thongs. :D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • suns rival wrote:
    she's the poop master...im just her sidekick. ala robin is to batman..just with thongs. :D
    I hope u wipe good cause those thong are bound to get NASTY if you don't! ;):p
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    I hope u wipe good cause those thong are bound to get NASTY if you don't! ;):p

    what the...:eek: i didn't know that. gotta wipe again...:D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • suns rival wrote:
    what the...:eek: i didn't know that. gotta wipe again...:D
    Ohhhh noooo! :eek: glad I'm not the one doing your laundry! ;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    Ohhhh noooo! :eek: glad I'm not the one doing your laundry! ;)

    you should be & be ready for it...that's one of your tests.

    ssshhh, don't tell poop master jen that i leaked you this.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • suns rival wrote:
    you should be & be ready for it...that's one of your tests.

    ssshhh, don't tell poop master jen that i leaked you this.
    WHAT!!??? I ain't washin your poopie thongs! :eek:
    I guess I fail:(
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    And I'm laying in bed, I roll over and I'm staring right at the toilet of the master bathroom....so I think to myself "ok, I'll put the bed on the other wall". I do so...get in bed roll over and I'm staring at the toilet in the hall bathroom! Wtf...planned so well for maximum view:D:p

    I obviously know to just shut the door...or turn the other way... Just found it amusing! And I have no cable right now either so I have to entertain myself! :D

    ***this morning when I woke up I noticed something odd...I slept in the middle of the bed! The whole time after the ex left (9 months or so) while I was in 'our' house, I slept on 'my' side of the bed. I guess my body/mind knew to let go of that when I moved here!


    impressive to be on your own with so many bathrooms...........good for you. is it a nice place??
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • writersu wrote:
    impressive to be on your own with so many bathrooms...........good for you. is it a nice place??
    Yes, its a cute little condo.
    I really lucked out and have remarkable parents! They were able to buy it at a really cheap price (and were glad t take the money outta the dropping stock market!) The place needed/needs work and I agreed to fix it up for a reduced rent rate:) it's a win win situation...after I move on from here they will either sell it, rent it, or now they talk of retiring here.
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    suns rival wrote:
    i think jen is still snoring right now..we will discuss it once she logs in. :D

    You posted this at 6pm my time Suns. :)
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    So she decides the punishment!? Not u?:) oh boy, I'm scared!:eek:

    Be careful. ;)


    You guys make me laugh. I really needed that, thanks. :)
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    No Turkey Day in my neck of the woods! I'm gonna try and volunteer and possibly do some more touch up painting around here, maybe unpack clothes.

    Aw, I'm sorry you aren't celebrating! I'm really looking forward to tomorrow. It is nice spending time with family I don't see too often, especially my grandparents. Tomorrow morning my mom and I are making her world famous biscuits. :) I enjoy stuff like that though.

    I hope you have a good day though! Unpacking is kind of important! :p
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    Be careful. ;)


    You guys make me laugh. I really needed that, thanks. :)

    jen, where is our student? brandi wants to learn the poop lessons.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • Be careful. ;)


    You guys make me laugh. I really needed that, thanks. :)
    Oh good you're laughing! Suns made it sound like you were gonna tar and feather me...or maybe poop and feather me for not washing his poopie robin thongs! :eek:
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    suns rival wrote:
    jen, where is our student? brandi wants to learn the poop lessons.

    She is one of those invisible people...so we never know when she is online. :p
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Oh good you're laughing! Suns made it sound like you were gonna tar and feather me...or maybe poop and feather me for not washing his poopie robin thongs! :eek:

    Something like that...or worse. ;)
  • She is one of those invisible people...so we never know when she is online. :p
    It's the only place I can be mysterious and powerful!! ;):p
    And I gotta hide or people will know I'm here all the time:eek: lol!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    Something like that...or worse. ;)

    you okay jen? looks like you're not in the mood to teach our sutdent. ;)
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    It's the only place I can be mysterious and powerful!! ;):p
    And I gotta hide or people will know I'm here all the time:eek: lol!

    Okay, I'll let you get away with it then. ;) But all the other invisible pit people aren't so lucky. :p
  • suns rival wrote:
    you okay jen? looks like you're not in the mood to teach our sutdent. ;)
    I guess I'll never learn... Phew good thing cause I didn't study:p

    I hope jens ok:(
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • Okay, I'll let you get away with it then. ;) But all the other invisible pit people aren't so lucky. :p
    Phew!!! I don't wanna get on Jen's bad side!!!:p
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
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