Kramer

gnr+pj=2bestever
gnr+pj=2bestever Posts: 358
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
"I'm dominating the dojo!"
Whats got the whole world faking?
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    "Do you ever yearn?"
  • harrymanback
    harrymanback Posts: 435
    "Its a festivus miracle!"
    I don't want to be hostile. I don't want to be dismal. But I don't want to rot in an apathetic existance either.
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    yo yo ma
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    "You'd be hanging from..." oh, nevermind.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harrymanback
    harrymanback Posts: 435
    "Como se dice ... waterbed?"
    I don't want to be hostile. I don't want to be dismal. But I don't want to rot in an apathetic existance either.
  • myhook
    myhook Posts: 284
    gnr+pj=2bestever wrote:
    "I'm dominating the dojo!"


    HA, that was on last night.

    HOOCHIE MAMMA!!!!
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • Towsertunes
    Towsertunes Posts: 187
    "My rods and cones are all messed up"
    "they don't give a shit Keith Moon is dead,
    is that exactly what I thought I read?"


    How I choose to feel,...Is how I am.
  • DeLukin
    DeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.

    Jerry: Wow.

    George Costanza: You're Batman.

    Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.

    Jerry: You kept making all the stops?

    Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    DeLukin wrote:
    Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.

    Jerry: Wow.

    George Costanza: You're Batman.

    Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.

    Jerry: You kept making all the stops?

    Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!

    THE classic Kramer moment right there.
    DAL-7/5/98,10/17/00,6/9/03,11/15/13
    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 17,005
    Hey, you Gak?

    "Yes"

    HERE'S YOUR MONEY!
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • myhook
    myhook Posts: 284
    There is the old stand by...Giddy Up!
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • myhook
    myhook Posts: 284
    Talking about moving to LA:

    Up here...I'm already there.
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • SilverSeed
    SilverSeed Posts: 336
    I'm out!!! (the bet...)
    When Jesus said "Love your enemies" he probably didn't mean kill them...

    "Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you." -Deep Toughts, Jack Handy
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 17,005
    "When I was young, my father took me to the bank. and he lifted me up! and he pointed at the teller...and he said 'see him son? take a good look at him. that's going to be you some day!'"


    "But you never became a banker did you Mr. Kramer? WHY!?!? WHY DID YA FAIL!!?!?!"
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Kramer: I need to store these here too....

    Jerry: Kramer, these balloons aren't going to last until the millenium!

    Kramer: no, those are my every day balloons
  • stevieraveon
    stevieraveon Posts: 413
    Favorite Kramer moment ever....drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette at the same time...then he puts in the cigarette backwards in his mouth:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV_3a2BJewY
    Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: "Why should YOU go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?"
  • harrymanback
    harrymanback Posts: 435
    speaking of ballons, this little one was brought to us by Kamerica Industries:

    "You know, Darren, if you had told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you were crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out this window."
    I don't want to be hostile. I don't want to be dismal. But I don't want to rot in an apathetic existance either.
  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,915
    "These pretzels are making me thirsty."
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    "Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint?
    It's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious! It's very refreshing."

    :D
  • redmosquito10
    redmosquito10 Posts: 568
    "Am I a hipster doofus?"
    "Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."

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