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gnr+pj=2bestevergnr+pj=2bestever Posts: 358
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
"I'm dominating the dojo!"
Whats got the whole world faking?
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    "Do you ever yearn?"
  • harrymanbackharrymanback Posts: 435
    "Its a festivus miracle!"
    I don't want to be hostile. I don't want to be dismal. But I don't want to rot in an apathetic existance either.
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    yo yo ma
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    "You'd be hanging from..." oh, nevermind.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harrymanbackharrymanback Posts: 435
    "Como se dice ... waterbed?"
    I don't want to be hostile. I don't want to be dismal. But I don't want to rot in an apathetic existance either.
  • myhookmyhook Posts: 284
    gnr+pj=2bestever wrote:
    "I'm dominating the dojo!"


    HA, that was on last night.

    HOOCHIE MAMMA!!!!
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • TowsertunesTowsertunes Posts: 187
    "My rods and cones are all messed up"
    "they don't give a shit Keith Moon is dead,
    is that exactly what I thought I read?"


    How I choose to feel,...Is how I am.
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.

    Jerry: Wow.

    George Costanza: You're Batman.

    Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.

    Jerry: You kept making all the stops?

    Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    DeLukin wrote:
    Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.

    Jerry: Wow.

    George Costanza: You're Batman.

    Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.

    Jerry: You kept making all the stops?

    Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!

    THE classic Kramer moment right there.
    DAL-7/5/98,10/17/00,6/9/03,11/15/13
    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,929
    Hey, you Gak?

    "Yes"

    HERE'S YOUR MONEY!
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • myhookmyhook Posts: 284
    There is the old stand by...Giddy Up!
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • myhookmyhook Posts: 284
    Talking about moving to LA:

    Up here...I'm already there.
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • SilverSeedSilverSeed Posts: 336
    I'm out!!! (the bet...)
    When Jesus said "Love your enemies" he probably didn't mean kill them...

    "Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you." -Deep Toughts, Jack Handy
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,929
    "When I was young, my father took me to the bank. and he lifted me up! and he pointed at the teller...and he said 'see him son? take a good look at him. that's going to be you some day!'"


    "But you never became a banker did you Mr. Kramer? WHY!?!? WHY DID YA FAIL!!?!?!"
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Kramer: I need to store these here too....

    Jerry: Kramer, these balloons aren't going to last until the millenium!

    Kramer: no, those are my every day balloons
  • stevieraveonstevieraveon Posts: 413
    Favorite Kramer moment ever....drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette at the same time...then he puts in the cigarette backwards in his mouth:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV_3a2BJewY
    Bob Loblaw's Law Blog: "Why should YOU go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?"
  • harrymanbackharrymanback Posts: 435
    speaking of ballons, this little one was brought to us by Kamerica Industries:

    "You know, Darren, if you had told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you were crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out this window."
    I don't want to be hostile. I don't want to be dismal. But I don't want to rot in an apathetic existance either.
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,861
    "These pretzels are making me thirsty."
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,297
    "Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint?
    It's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious! It's very refreshing."

    :D
  • redmosquito10redmosquito10 Posts: 568
    "Am I a hipster doofus?"
    "Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."
  • gnr+pj=2bestevergnr+pj=2bestever Posts: 358
    harrymanback wrote:
    speaking of ballons, this little one was brought to us by Kamerica Industries:

    "You know, Darren, if you had told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you were crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out this window."


    haha, one of my favorites.


    "You raise the head, you get blood to the feet."
    Whats got the whole world faking?
  • gnr+pj=2bestevergnr+pj=2bestever Posts: 358
    myhook wrote:
    HA, that was on last night.

    HOOCHIE MAMMA!!!!

    lol, i know. That's what inspired this thread.

    "I don't even really work here..."
    Whats got the whole world faking?
  • SilverSeedSilverSeed Posts: 336
    gnr+pj=2bestever wrote:
    lol, i know. That's what inspired this thread.

    "I don't even really work here..."

    That's what makes this so hard...
    When Jesus said "Love your enemies" he probably didn't mean kill them...

    "Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you." -Deep Toughts, Jack Handy
  • myhookmyhook Posts: 284
    Who Wants To Have Some Fun??
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • jackrabbit slimjackrabbit slim Posts: 564
    [Kramer wants to use George's car to rescue the pig-man from the hospital]
    Kramer: You got room for the pig-man?
    George: The pig-man can take the bus.
    Kramer: You know, if the pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride.
    George: How do you know? What if Pigman had a two-seater?
    Kramer: Come on George, be realistic.
  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    c-c-c-c-catfight!!! catfight!!

    (the Scarsdale Surprise episode with Raquel Welsh)
    be philanthropic
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,305
    from the fantasy camp episode:

    Jerry: What happened?
    Cosmo Kramer: Well, you know, we were playing a game and I was pitching, and I was really, you know, throwing some smoke! And Joe Pepitone, he was up, and man, that guy you know, he was crowding the plate.
    Jerry: Wow, Joe Pepitone.
    Cosmo Kramer: Well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate! So I throw one inside, you know, a little chin music, put him right on his pants. Cause I gotta intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well, the next pitch, he's right back on the same place, so... I had to plunk him.
    Jerry: You plunked him?
    Cosmo Kramer: Oh yeah! Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the mound. Next thing, both benches are cleared, you know. A brouhaha breaks out between the guys in the camp and the old Yankee players. And as I'm trying to get Moose Skowron off of one of my teammates, somebody pulls me from behind, you know, and I turned around and I popped him. I looked down and, whoa man, it's Mickey. I punched his lights out.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    "I've faked"
    "You've faked kramer!?"
    "Well I was tired and wanted to get some sleep and not hurt her feelings!'
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • gnr+pj=2bestevergnr+pj=2bestever Posts: 358
    jackrabbit slim wrote:
    [Kramer wants to use George's car to rescue the pig-man from the hospital]
    Kramer: You got room for the pig-man?
    George: The pig-man can take the bus.
    Kramer: You know, if the pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride.
    George: How do you know? What if Pigman had a two-seater?
    Kramer: Come on George, be realistic.


    hahhahaha!
    Whats got the whole world faking?
  • NOCODE#1NOCODE#1 Posts: 1,477
    mookie9999 wrote:
    "You'd be hanging from..." oh, nevermind.
    kramer never said that. You do understand the concept of a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. FICTIONAL CHARACTER
    Let's not be negative now. Thumper has spoken
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