Hard Rock Cafe's

Byrnzie
Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Anyone else here completely baffled by the appeal of these money-spinning wank-joints that have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with music, let alone 'hard rock' music?
I sat across the road from a new one that has just opened here in Seoul, and It occured to me that I wouldn't grace the place with my presence if they paid me.

Seriously, what's the deal? Am I missing something? :confused:
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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    beats me. i have never been in one. closest i got was the hard rock casino in vegas
  • Ledbetterus
    Ledbetterus Posts: 592
    The last time I was in one was probably 10 years ago, maybe longer. The museum aspect of them is okay I suppose, I remember looking around at everything, as I was and still am very interested in music. However the food was extremely overpriced and not even good.
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    what are you TALKING about???? that place has some good food, great music videos and PEARL JAM stuff!!! me and some frenz from here went to the HR in san diego recently and a few minutes after we sat down, they showed the jeremy video! all the waiters and waitresses were serving people and singing along. it was awesome. i dig hard rock cafes!
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  • V V
    V V Posts: 5,191
    yep I'm with you just a pile of crap !
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  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    I like to have a look at the memorabilia in those places, but the food is just very average to poor tex-mex and also very expensive for what it is. Only ever went to a Hard Rock once with kids who were hassling me to go - not worth a second visit. Big money making corporation playing on the passion of fans (coming to eat there just to be able to see Jimi's guitar or Lennon's jacket...
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    I was dragged to one in London by a girl about 5 years ago and I remember that the price of a bottle - no draught - beer was extortionate. I also remember the staff hussling us out of the place as soon as we'd finished our food so that they could ferry in some more customers. It was one of the most soulless money grubbing corporate whorehouses I've ever been unfortunate enough to have set foot in.
    Hard rock my ass. More like hard cock!
  • Hinny
    Hinny Posts: 1,610
    Mediocre American barbeque food easily matched by my local BBQ joint, which does a delivery to my front door for no charge and charges less for the food.

    The only one worth visiting is the one at Hyde Park Corner in London, and only because it's the original and has the Clapton-Townshend story behind it.

    Unless if it was part of some big gathering organised by a friend, I'd never step inside one of these again.
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  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    Byrnzie wrote:
    More like hard cock!

    ooOOoo... hard cock.....

    **runs away from the thread hanging her head in shame**
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    redrock wrote:
    I like to have a look at the memorabilia in those places, but the food is just very average to poor tex-mex and also very expensive for what it is. Only ever went to a Hard Rock once with kids who were hassling me to go - not worth a second visit. Big money making corporation playing on the passion of fans (coming to eat there just to be able to see Jimi's guitar or Lennon's jacket...

    They don't interest me in the slightest. However, I would pay to go to Chris Cornells restaurant. I expect the food is A LOT better. That's my idea of a Hard Rock cafe, erm, restaurant.
  • stateoflove79
    stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
    The one in NYC is pretty cool. I took my wife (then just girlfriend) there a couple summers ago.
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  • Songburst
    Songburst Posts: 1,195
    My godfather used to own the Hard Rocks in Toronto (maybe Canada - I'm not sure). When I was 12 I stood in Elton John's silver boots and played with Angus Young's guitar in one of his storage rooms early one morning while the police were on their way over because I tripped the silent alarm.
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  • xscorcho
    xscorcho Posts: 409
    SENROCK! wrote:
    what are you TALKING about???? that place has some good food, great music videos and PEARL JAM stuff!!! me and some frenz from here went to the HR in san diego recently and a few minutes after we sat down, they showed the jeremy video! all the waiters and waitresses were serving people and singing along. it was awesome. i dig hard rock cafes!

    you shoulda went to Hodads in San Diego instead.... way way better.
  • carolinabeerguy
    carolinabeerguy Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,517
    I enjoy them. Sure the food's not the greatest quality but I like the memorabilia. I've been to the ones in New York, Cozumel, Myrtle Beach, Key West, Maui and Las Vegas.
    I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    xscorcho wrote:
    you shoulda went to Hodads in San Diego instead.... way way better.
    hmmm nexxxt time i may have to try that place! hard rock isnt a big deal as in 'oooh lets get dressed up and have a night out at hard rock!' no. its more like dude im starving and wanna drink, theres hard rock lets go! :D
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  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I would pay to go to Chris Cornells restaurant.
    Friends went... over-rated and over-expensive too, though a bit better than the Hard Rocks. If you are in Paris, there are hundreds of restaurants waaaaay better than BC with incredibly wonderful 'proper' food and a lot cheaper too. BC is just another fad. If Cornell's name wasn't associated with this restaurant, it wouldn't have much of a clientele.
  • monster95
    monster95 Posts: 127
    the price of the place in paris/france....fecking shocking!!!!!
    although biggest rack of ribs i ever did see...swore they just skinned a pig and threw it on the plate...hah.
    I plan to live forever.so far so good !
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Hard Rock Cafe...I agree. I've had a few beers in the Cardiff one, but the music they play is awful, to be fair the beer is no more expensive than any other bar in the city, and they have a Pearl Jam disc on the wall I like to gaze at..... But it occurred to me last year when I went past the HRC in Barcelona, and I felt no urge to go in, that I have also walked past the branches in Dublin and Madrid...and not felt the urge to go in those either.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i went to the Hard Cock Cafe in Hamburg once... it wasnt what i expected but i did get a lapdance from this guy who claimed he was called Helga... he said he would pay me £30 to clean his jerry helmet.


    i did it for £20 and some Knockwurst :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Hinny
    Hinny Posts: 1,610
    redrock wrote:
    Friends went... over-rated and over-expensive too, though a bit better than the Hard Rocks. If you are in Paris, there are hundreds of restaurants waaaaay better than BC with incredibly wonderful 'proper' food and a lot cheaper too. BC is just another fad. If Cornell's name wasn't associated with this restaurant, it wouldn't have much of a clientele.
    Why would anyone go to these places in Paris when there's all that brilliant French food around?
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    redrock wrote:
    Friends went... over-rated and over-expensive too, though a bit better than the Hard Rocks. If you are in Paris, there are hundreds of restaurants waaaaay better than BC with incredibly wonderful 'proper' food and a lot cheaper too. BC is just another fad. If Cornell's name wasn't associated with this restaurant, it wouldn't have much of a clientele.

    What a shame to hear that. I'd still try it though.

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