oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
A wee Guinness? Like a Liqueur? Are you sipping it out of a tiny little glass?
I'll open some red wine after seven.
its a wee guinness cos it comes in 500ml cans.. a pint being 568ml.. so yes its a wee guinness
*smug face alert*
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
did you just quote yourself and then ask yourself a question?
Narcissist's Anonymous just acquired a new member... a bit like John Bobbitt
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
did you just quote yourself and then ask yourself a question?
Narcissist's Anonymous just acquired a new member... a bit like John Bobbitt
Ain't nothin' anonymous about me! (It was hard typing this one handed while properly holding my mirror with my other hand, admiring my rugged features)
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Ain't nothin' anonymous about me! (It was hard typing this one handed while properly holding my mirror with my other hand, admiring my rugged features)
I'll bet your right though cutback. I bet he sticks his little finger out while he drinks his guinness and eats his caviar.
yes, famed for my aspirations of grandeur am i :rolleyes:
now if only my diamond studded flunky would type faster...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
OK, now hear this.
My mate just called me, every Sunday he has a beer or 5 in this 'fancy-ish' old hotel in a town about 7 miles away. He's there right now, and sat at the bar, staying over for the new year is........go on guess, go on..see if you can....
OK, now hear this.
My mate just called me, every Sunday he has a beer or 5 in this 'fancy-ish' old hotel in a town about 7 miles away. He's there right now, and sat at the bar, staying over for the new year is........go on guess, go on..see if you can....
Michael Douglas
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
OK, now hear this.
My mate just called me, every Sunday he has a beer or 5 in this 'fancy-ish' old hotel in a town about 7 miles away. He's there right now, and sat at the bar, staying over for the new year is........go on guess, go on..see if you can....
dunk: You were the only one that seemed to know what consomme was at the time of that thread.
I managed to get out of eating it this year. Phew.
i'm a big fan of cookery programmes... not for the cooking or anything.. i just like simple innuendos.. like "plump breast" and "hot fudge covered in cream"
this was when i was at a low point in my life... which was still 13 echelons above yours
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Don't look now, but someone decorated your ceiling whilst on LSD.
That or really great weed...a strong soaring, ear ringing, Sativa perhaps.
HAHAHAHAHA I was wondering if anyone was going to notice that...that stuff was on the ceiling when we started renting the house...so I just left it there.
"Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
-my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
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You're... what rhymes with 'welcome', smart ass
smell cum?
i'm having a wee Guinness as we speak
I'm already on my third bottle of water. Look out fuckers! There's no telling what I might post!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
A wee Guinness? Like a Liqueur? Are you sipping it out of a tiny little glass?
I'll open some red wine after seven.
Or is it a Guinness from last night that he's just passed?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
do you stick your pinky out when you drink a wee guinness?
Or would that be a "Spend a penny Guinness" ?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
its a wee guinness cos it comes in 500ml cans.. a pint being 568ml.. so yes its a wee guinness
*smug face alert*
did you just quote yourself and then ask yourself a question?
Narcissist's Anonymous just acquired a new member... a bit like John Bobbitt
Ain't nothin' anonymous about me! (It was hard typing this one handed while properly holding my mirror with my other hand, admiring my rugged features)
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I'll bet your right though cutback. I bet he sticks his little finger out while he drinks his guinness and eats his caviar.
...which we STILL haven't seen!
You know what they say: Video Killed The Radio Star.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
You're not a silly guy, are you?
yes, famed for my aspirations of grandeur am i :rolleyes:
now if only my diamond studded flunky would type faster...
The cocoa
Happy drinking drinkers, I'm sure I'll be back amongst your numbers fairly shortly
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
My mate just called me, every Sunday he has a beer or 5 in this 'fancy-ish' old hotel in a town about 7 miles away. He's there right now, and sat at the bar, staying over for the new year is........go on guess, go on..see if you can....
Michael Douglas
Thanks. I've just started.
dunk: You were the only one that seemed to know what consomme was at the time of that thread.
I managed to get out of eating it this year. Phew.
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
i'm a big fan of cookery programmes... not for the cooking or anything.. i just like simple innuendos.. like "plump breast" and "hot fudge covered in cream"
this was when i was at a low point in my life... which was still 13 echelons above yours
The Fonz?
Samuel L Jackson?
Russell Crowe?
Theopolous P Wildebeeste
I'm so crap at this...:(
Any clues??
Anthony Hopkins?
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
william h macy
rhymes with stobert can't......actually that may have given it away.lol
Tiny Tim?
EDIT: Shit, he's dead. How about Tiny Tim's Ukulele Tech?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Robert Plant??
:cool:
Now that's very cool!
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
HAHAHAHAHA I was wondering if anyone was going to notice that...that stuff was on the ceiling when we started renting the house...so I just left it there.
-my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .