I am and I am pissed! Someone on the train is pissing me off. grrrrrr
Hell hath no fury like a drinking trixie.
Be warned.
Who??
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I don't get cross often but it's not fun when I do.
Maybe a little bottle of chardy for breakfast will save a few folk around here?
Yeah...I was reading your going off on soul...ok over there in Oz? lol
I hope I didn't offend you in my rants on the subject I am speaking of. Looks like we are arguing on the same topic.
Cate...hope you are feeling better.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Yeah...I was reading your going off on soul...ok over there in Oz? lol
I hope I didn't offend you in my rants on the subject I am speaking of. Looks like we are arguing on the same topic.
Cate...hope you are feeling better.
my brain thinks too much and until it stops doing that, my psyche holds the pieces.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
I love drinking on the train. But don't try to pee out of the window going through a tunnel. Oh wait, thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat train ....
Normally I would agree with you my fluffy-bearded friend, but on American trains..not so much fun to pee...they smell really bad. I guess if I were to hold my nose it would be ok. And on the European trains, there is so much smoke, you can't smell the pee. Or can you not smoke on your trains anymore?
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
it only takes a mere glimpse of pussy to drag me in.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Normally I would agree with you my fluffy-bearded friend, but on American trains..not so much fun to pee...they smell really bad. I guess if I were to hold my nose it would be ok. And on the European trains, there is so much smoke, you can't smell the pee. Or can you not smoke on your trains anymore?
You can't even fart on a train here, these days. You can drink though. In Government-specified moderation, of course. But not smoke. Or fart. Or spontaneously combust.
And on the European trains, there is so much smoke, you can't smell the pee. Or can you not smoke on your trains anymore?
well you can if you've set fire to a gypsy..
the only place you can smoke nowadays is in smoking areas... herded in like sheep and made to stand outside... how i laugh at them so... sometimes i even mock them by fully breathing in and out, without wheezing, right in front of them...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
You 2 are killing me...with the smoking thing.
Really??? You crazy euros can't smoke on the trains anymore?
I "met" a gypsy in Amsterdam that I wouldn't mind if her skirt caught on fire.
I have a scar on my right shin from where she threw a cobblestone at someone else and while I was busy warning the other person, it rolled over and gashed me in the shin. grrr.....not because of the scar...she ripped a whole in my jeans...
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
You 2 are killing me...with the smoking thing.
Really??? You crazy euros can't smoke on the trains anymore?
I "met" a gypsy in Amsterdam that I wouldn't mind if her skirt caught on fire.
I have a scar on my right shin from where she threw a cobblestone at someone else and while I was busy warning the other person, it rolled over and gashed me in the shin. grrr.....not because of the scar...she ripped a whole in my jeans...
I don't know about the rest of Europe, but here, you can't smoke in any indoor place of work (including vehicles). If your car is a commercial vehicle of any sort, you can't smoke it it, either.
I once saw on a BBC documentary that it is apparently legal to er, be very friendly with a donkey, in some place in the centre of Amsterdam. They must have decriminalised it, for some reason.
I don't know about the rest of Europe, but here, you can't smoke in any indoor place of work (including vehicles). If your car is a commercial vehicle of any sort, you can't smoke it it, either.
I once saw on a BBC documentary that it is apparently legal to er, be very friendly with a donkey, in some place in the centre of Amsterdam. They must have decriminalised it, for some reason.
Maybe your government is concerned with pre-mature aging, which is caused by smoking.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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Hell hath no fury like a drinking trixie.
Be warned.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I'm as feral as a mallee bull!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Who??
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
and all on 4 hours sleep.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
well i know it can't be me cause i ain't made it over there yet.
oh and about that hell hath no fury bit...wanna bet?
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
I don't get cross often but it's not fun when I do.
Maybe a little bottle of chardy for breakfast will save a few folk around here?
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
I hope I didn't offend you in my rants on the subject I am speaking of. Looks like we are arguing on the same topic.
Cate...hope you are feeling better.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
are you in Dublin?
my brain thinks too much and until it stops doing that, my psyche holds the pieces.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Strongbow. I've run out of Toilet Duck again.
I love drinking on the train. But don't try to pee out of the window going through a tunnel. Oh wait, thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat train ....
you blokes might appreciate that
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
That's not beer, for fook's sake. That's the crate of piss someone gives you on Christmas Day, unwrapped (meaning, it's an unwanted present).
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
it only takes a mere glimpse of pussy to drag me in.
You can't even fart on a train here, these days. You can drink though. In Government-specified moderation, of course. But not smoke. Or fart. Or spontaneously combust.
well you can if you've set fire to a gypsy..
the only place you can smoke nowadays is in smoking areas... herded in like sheep and made to stand outside... how i laugh at them so... sometimes i even mock them by fully breathing in and out, without wheezing, right in front of them...
fookin a mate Im a yank, and our beer tastes like piss dontcha know!
Not as bad as a Boddie, surely?
Really??? You crazy euros can't smoke on the trains anymore?
I "met" a gypsy in Amsterdam that I wouldn't mind if her skirt caught on fire.
I have a scar on my right shin from where she threw a cobblestone at someone else and while I was busy warning the other person, it rolled over and gashed me in the shin. grrr.....not because of the scar...she ripped a whole in my jeans...
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
youve never had a miller, a bud or a coors?
consider yourself lucky
Boddie is good enough for me most nights. I know a lot of people think it tastes like the pub smells, but I like it and it goes down easy.
I don't know about the rest of Europe, but here, you can't smoke in any indoor place of work (including vehicles). If your car is a commercial vehicle of any sort, you can't smoke it it, either.
I once saw on a BBC documentary that it is apparently legal to er, be very friendly with a donkey, in some place in the centre of Amsterdam. They must have decriminalised it, for some reason.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
not to mention that whole premature death thing.
you cant smoke in confined public spaces here either. and i for one am doing the snoopy dance because of that.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Oh yeah, but that's not beer. That's lager.
come, join me for a pint. tonight calls for it, this pas week calls for it; my life calls for it.
come, drink and enjoy.
Esther's here and she's sick?
hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
I want a pint!
Whoa, me too!!
Mmmmm!