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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I only count three...so, add 2 more boys and I am in :D

    OK, but I told them I was only going to get involved if they REALLY can't get anyone else. And only this once.
    failedpersephone wrote:
    have you ever seen that dead baby? it's fucking hilarious! the eyes turn to a goo and the flies swarm, comedy GOLD!

    nuthin funnier than a dead garbage bag baby... :D

    :eek:

    Controversy aside though, you're quite right.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I'm just sitting here reading and laughing. :)
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I'm just sitting here reading and laughing. :)


    as long as you're not attempting anymore jokes ;)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I'm just sitting here reading and laughing. :)

    Kelly, what have I told you about reading the Missing Persons lists!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Danimal wrote:
    "did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid??"

    Hhahahah.....why?

    "I'm a maniac,maniac on the floor."
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    OK, but I told them I was only going to get involved if they REALLY can't get anyone else. And only this once.


    well with that attitude you get my right hand.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    well with that attitude you get my right hand.



    What did you have for you're lunch? Did you have a sandwich?
  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    no, I' don't like Family Guy.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    sennin wrote:
    no, I' don't like Family Guy.

    Are you in the right thread? :)
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    What did you have for you're lunch? Did you have a sandwich?

    hahahaa

    a cawksammich.

    I had a burrito actually...because I dont do tacos. ;)
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    hahahaa

    a cawksammich.

    I had a burrito actually...because I dont do tacos. ;)

    What's a cawks...

    Oh, I see. Hahaha! I honestly didn't get that at first! Did your boyfriend have one too?... Only joking.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    What's a cawks...

    Oh, I see. Hahaha! I honestly didn't get that at first! Did your boyfriend have one too?... Only joking.


    I think I can try to get him to if i get him drunk enough! hahahaa


    oh, yeah - joking *looks around furtively*
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I think I can try to get him to if i get him drunk enough! hahahaa


    oh, yeah - joking *looks around furtively*

    Did he like the lasagne you made him?
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    i am actually good at cooking - so he often likes the food that I make.


    but he is a soup guy...so, it's kinda strange to me when he wants soup in the summer.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    i am actually good at cooking - so he often likes the food that I make.


    but he is a soup guy...so, it's kinda strange to me when he wants soup in the summer.

    He likes your cooking. Does he like it when you give him sausages? ;) (I'm not funny). :(
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    He likes your cooking. Does he like it when you give him sausages? ;) (I'm not funny). :(


    cooking a sausage should be illegal...but I do like to leave those little grill lines :D :eek:
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    cooking a sausage should be illegal...but I do like to leave those little grill lines :D :eek:

    That DOESN'T surprise me at all! :D
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    fork tender. :D

    with whipped eggs. :D:D:D
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I understand what you mean, girl. :D
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it wrong for me to feel horny after reading all that?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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