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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    68% of your jokes use french, this means 103% of americans dont 'get' them.

    LOL

    That was weird because I expected you to get back at me... but you got back at Americans instead.

    :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Yeah, I'll have to look into it more. It's like a sort of jelly.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Yeah, I'll have to look into it more. It's like a sort of jelly.

    Every post you make about it makes it sound worse.

    I'm going to look for it next time I go shopping.......


































































    I'm probably not going to look for it :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Well, I'm a woman, I'm going to argue this point even though I KNOW I could be wrong.

    Seriously, I'll have to look into what it is they're feeding me.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    LOL

    That was weird because I expected you to get back at me... but you got back at Americans instead.

    :D


    well this is a classy food thread thus far.. i'm expecting a yank to come on it and debase it by saying ... 'oh yummy i love deep-fried whole buffalo with a side order of Mamma Jenkins ranch sauce"

    i've noticed that a lot of americans on here call food products by their corporate name.. you noticed that?

    i.e. i would say i liked steak and fries and they'll say 'oh i love the Marvins Old Ranch steaks and Pretty Polly Erb Fries".

    i've also just realised that they'll call Herbie, the VW Beetle car Erbie... silent fucking H you see :rolleyes:


    p.s. Scotland invented hatred
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Yeah, I'll have to look into it more. It's like a sort of jelly.


    thats a proper consomme... they've added extra gelatin to make it like jelly.

    gelatin is boiled-down animal tendons... :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    well this is a classy food thread thus far.. i'm expecting a yank to come on it and debase it by saying ... 'oh yummy i love deep-fried whole buffalo with a side order of Mamma Jenkins ranch sauce"

    i've noticed that a lot of americans on here call food products by their corporate name.. you noticed that?

    i.e. i would say i liked steak and fries and they'll say 'oh i love the Marvins Old Ranch steaks and Pretty Polly Erb Fries".

    i've also just realised that they'll call Herbie, the VW Beetle car Erbie... silent fucking H you see :rolleyes:


    p.s. Scotland invented hatred

    Yeah I've noticed... someone on this thread (I forget who) wrote that he liked a particular type of corn chips; not just any old corn chips; and a particular brand of soup; not just any old brand.

    LOL Erbie Goes to Monte Carlo.

    Erbs. Grrr.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Well, I'm a woman, I'm going to argue this point even though I KNOW I could be wrong.

    Seriously, I'll have to look into what it is they're feeding me.

    Sounds like you will. :eek:

    Is there any history of mental illness in your family? :eek:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Sounds like you will. :eek:

    Is there any history of mental illness in your family? :eek:

    No, I have nowhere to go from here... I can't pick an argument with you two anyway because you're too nice.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    No, I have nowhere to go from here... I can't pick an argument with you two anyway because you're too nice.

    Nice? Nice? I'm not nice.

    Rrrrraraaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhh.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Nice? Nice? I'm not nice.

    Rrrrraraaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhh.

    I had crumpets and peanut butter this morning.

    Crumpets..... mmmmmmmmm.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I had crumpets and peanut butter this morning.

    Crumpets..... mmmmmmmmm.



    Crumpets and Marmite are better.

    Thanks for telling us what you had for breakfast, I think I now know almost everything there is to know about you. :D

    P.S. Chilli rules... I mean Chilli, not Chilli Con Carne.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Crumpets and Marmite are better.

    Thanks for telling us what you had for breakfast, I think I now know almost everything there is to know about you. :D

    I bet you don't know what's in my pocket.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Crumpets and Marmite are better.

    Thanks for telling us what you had for breakfast, I think I now know almost everything there is to know about you. :D

    P.S. Chilli rules... I mean Chilli, not Chilli Con Carne.


    Mmmm Marmite :)
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I bet you don't know what's in my pocket.

    A goldfish? Erm, a crumpet? I could be here all day...
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I bet you don't know what's in my pocket.

    A hamster?
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Keep guessing ladies.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Keep guessing ladies.

    Lint?
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    Lint?

    .....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I bet you don't know what's in my pocket.


    is it a badger who has lost his atlas?

    a Romanian refugee who smells of disaster?

    a river?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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