My ex wife is now with another guy - one of my friends, as it happens. I've said 'Fuck it, you know, he's a good guy, he'll make you happier than I was ever going to.' i.e. I've given them my blessing. You've got to understand that I was so fucking fed up of trying to make someone so high maitenance and full of baggage, happy. So I just told my friend it's not worth losing his friendship over, as well as my wife.
So after weeks and weeks of him and her giving me 'space' (translated as not contactiing me) my friend says hey, we need to clear the air. You need your computer looked at. What time can you get in from work and I'll come over, look at it, hang out. I had the impression he was bringing her with him... whatever. I said if you're still here at 6, we'll hang out.
Just got home. Looking forward to seeing my friend, I don't hold grudges. Looked around. They've both been here, it's obvious. They've turned all the lights off that I'd left on. They've taken one of the double beds, the old computer (not that I mind - I'm on a laptop) and fucked off. And they've left the house an even bigger shit hole than it was in the first place with my atrocious housekeeping skills.
Why the fuck are people NEVER who they claim to be? Friends? Life-long soulmates? Any fucking thing?
Just someone give me some fucking honesty..... Why is there no honesty in this world.
you seem like a quality individual the people who you thought were friends really have no clas at all to do that to you ,i personally would find the so call friend and punch his lights out for doing that ......
dont waste anymore negative energy on those two-it aint worth it.
does she have a sister?
Yeah. She's even higher maintenance. Fuck knows how HER husband copes.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Have you spoken to them since? Did you say what a low thing that was to do? :(
No. I can't be bothered with the argument. I'm just going to forget about them.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Hey.. sorry for being so emo. I hope you had a good day.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
What, and some of the more refined and discerning families in the country are going to eat me for Christmas?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
No.. sorry, I don't. I really don't. Not at the moment. The only people I trust are people who'll just stay away and not tell me a fucking thing about themselves. Then we've got something to work with. We're both oblivious and we can get on with it. That's how relationships work isn't it.
fine.
but I fecking know it and I will hold on to that piece of info for you for as long as it takes for you to realise it too.
there.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
Not if you stay indoors.
Get that Strongbow cracked yet?
damn near everyone of your posts in this thread has mentioned strongbow
dirty drink to be honest. there are better ciders
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
but I fecking know it and I will hold on to that piece of info for you for as long as it takes for you to realise it too.
there.
OK..
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
OK so what, just because I make a generalised comment about the human race, you're offended? Why?
damn, I'm not offended.
make all the comments you want, I can't blame you, you've got every right..
that post of mine was lacking a smiley..
ok I don't know what I'm trying to say anymore.
point is, I don't think every human being is a lying piece of shite and I suppose you don't normally either.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
I dunno... got a big day at work tomorrow. Not that I know why I'm even going right now. When this first happened my boss was all like 'I'm really sorry, take it at your pace... you know, if you need a bit of time for yourself - bla bla bla.'
And now, 'targets aren't being met.' 'You're lacking focus.' 'We understand - really, we do - but things have to get done.'
Everyone changes their tune to suit the music in their own ears.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
make all the comments you want, I can't blame you, you've got every right..
that post of mine was lacking a smiley..
ok I don't know what I'm trying to say anymore.
point is, I don't think every human being is a lying piece of shite and I suppose you don't normally either.
I misunderstood your comment. I apologise. I thought by 'piece of information' you meant me not trusting anyone. As in 'I will hold it against you'...
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I misunderstood your comment. I apologise. I thought by 'piece of information' you meant me not trusting anyone.
dayum. I see.
no worries.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
point is, I don't think every human being is a lying piece of shite and I suppose you don't normally either.
I agree with you eMMI. At the risk of making Mark angry with me, we all know he's one in a million and that he'll win because he won't be defeated in the long run.
I only mention it cause I know there's one left in his fridge.
I drank it the other night. On its own. Which is good because if I'd left it tonight I'd have gone and bought 12 more.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I don't know what to do. I really want to be more depressed at the moment than my life is letting me be...
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I have a 10 incher, and I don't fucking lie about nothing..and yeah, I pretty much would have fucking killed that friend of yours...what a motherfucker..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
I agree with you eMMI. At the risk of making Mark angry with me, we all know he's one in a million and that he'll win because he won't be defeated in the long run.
*Edit* I need to type quicker!
we all need to type quicker from time to time.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
See post above about work tomorrow.. Friday night is my night. And I'll try and write a fucking funny nonsense thread to carry me through the drink without me breaking something.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
See post above about work tomorrow.. Friday night is my night. And I'll try and write a fucking funny nonsense thread to carry me through the drink without me breaking something.
Well you'll be on long before me, but I'll be sure to pipe in with humorous words like woozle wuzzle, and Yugoslavia, from time to time.
Good luck man, don't let 'em bring you down!
Well you'll be on long before me, but I'll be sure to pipe in with humorous words like woozle wuzzle, and Yugoslavia, from time to time.
Good luck man, don't let 'em bring you down!
I dunno, judging by my week I'll still be on at 3 in the morning so by all means join me whenever you get there..
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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you seem like a quality individual the people who you thought were friends really have no clas at all to do that to you ,i personally would find the so call friend and punch his lights out for doing that ......
and look out for number one
that would be you
dont waste anymore negative energy on those two-it aint worth it.
does she have a sister?
Yeah. She's even higher maintenance. Fuck knows how HER husband copes.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
No. I can't be bothered with the argument. I'm just going to forget about them.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Yeah. fair enough.
Hey.. sorry for being so emo. I hope you had a good day.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
You're not an Emu. You're more like a goose.
What, and some of the more refined and discerning families in the country are going to eat me for Christmas?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Get that Strongbow cracked yet?
fine.
but I fecking know it and I will hold on to that piece of info for you for as long as it takes for you to realise it too.
there.
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
dirty drink to be honest. there are better ciders
OK..
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Wow! I like the way you managed to bring Christmas into this thread! That's super clever!
damn, I'm not offended.
make all the comments you want, I can't blame you, you've got every right..
that post of mine was lacking a smiley..
ok I don't know what I'm trying to say anymore.
point is, I don't think every human being is a lying piece of shite and I suppose you don't normally either.
I dunno... got a big day at work tomorrow. Not that I know why I'm even going right now. When this first happened my boss was all like 'I'm really sorry, take it at your pace... you know, if you need a bit of time for yourself - bla bla bla.'
And now, 'targets aren't being met.' 'You're lacking focus.' 'We understand - really, we do - but things have to get done.'
Everyone changes their tune to suit the music in their own ears.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I misunderstood your comment. I apologise. I thought by 'piece of information' you meant me not trusting anyone. As in 'I will hold it against you'...
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
dayum. I see.
no worries.
I agree with you eMMI. At the risk of making Mark angry with me, we all know he's one in a million and that he'll win because he won't be defeated in the long run.
*Edit* I need to type quicker!
I drank it the other night. On its own. Which is good because if I'd left it tonight I'd have gone and bought 12 more.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
we all need to type quicker from time to time.
Maybe you should go get 12 more anyway.
See post above about work tomorrow.. Friday night is my night. And I'll try and write a fucking funny nonsense thread to carry me through the drink without me breaking something.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Well you'll be on long before me, but I'll be sure to pipe in with humorous words like woozle wuzzle, and Yugoslavia, from time to time.
Good luck man, don't let 'em bring you down!
I dunno, judging by my week I'll still be on at 3 in the morning so by all means join me whenever you get there..
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Why don't you just get pissed, take a long weekend, shout at us for a few days and then pull yourself together and go back on Monday?
If you bottle things up, you'll end up like someone else I know.