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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Dear Santa,
    Please get this lovely person laid for Christmas.
    thank you,
    ~tracey

    Dear Tracey,

    Don't forget to send a letter to Santa on my behalf, as well.

    Sincerely,

    Meredith
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Dear Tracey,

    Don't forget to send a letter to Santa on my behalf, as well.

    Sincerely,

    Meredith

    Looks like we're both lonely and desperate.. we're both having people write letters to Santa.. come on, don't tell me you can't see the signs? ;)

    'Oh the rusted signs...'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Dear Tracey,

    Don't forget to send a letter to Santa on my behalf, as well.

    Sincerely,

    Meredith

    I, too would like a letter sent to Santa for me please :D I have been a good girl but I swear I can be naughty ;)
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    small town beck wrote:
    I, too would like a letter sent to Santa for me please :D I have been a good girl but I swear I can be naughty ;)

    No need for any letters.. Scroll up. I've hatched a plan. ^^
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    No need for any letters.. Scroll up. I've hatched a plan. ^^


    That is quite a plan :D
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    jeez what is santa a pimp now?.... :p

    well let's see....i guess the red velvet suit is a dead giveaway but.....;) :D:D
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    cutback wrote:
    jeez what is santa a pimp now?.... :p

    well let's see....i guess the red velvet suit is a dead giveaway but.....;) :D:D

    Yeah and you know those reindeers he keeps tied up in rows in those stables? That's actually a mistranslation... 'Reindeer' in Laplandish is actually 'Swedish porn star.'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Yeah and you know those reindeers he keeps tied up in rows in those stables? That's actually a mistranslation... 'Reindeer' in Laplandish is actually 'Swedish porn star.'


    gives new meaning to "ho ho ho"

    :p

    http://home.earthlink.net/~vanderschloss/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/santa.jpg
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    cutback wrote:
    gives new meaning to "ho ho ho"

    :p

    http://home.earthlink.net/~vanderschloss/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/santa.jpg

    LOL
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    small town beck wrote:
    I, too would like a letter sent to Santa for me please :D I have been a good girl but I swear I can be naughty ;)

    NIIIIIIIIIIICE!! :D And, the same goes for me. Took the words right out of my mouth.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Looks like we're both lonely and desperate.. we're both having people write letters to Santa.. come on, don't tell me you can't see the signs? ;)

    'Oh the rusted signs...'

    That's true...I have been choosing the shiny ones instead.


    well mom and dad said we could
    so i did what i should
    i hung my stocking on a wall
    i didn't get a thing at all
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    'cause i didnt get nothin' last year
    well stayin' up late
    to see santa clause fly
    well sure enough don't ya know
    the fat boy didn't show
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    'cause i didnt get nothin' last year
    well i tried to get a little kiss
    from a pretty little miss
    she slapped me down and said "you jerk,
    mistletoe doesn't work"
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    'cause i didnt get nothin' last year
    oh right!
    well wakin' up the reindeer
    makin' little kids cheer
    the reason that his nose shine
    santa gave him moonshine
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    'cause i didnt get nothin' last year
    ah decorate the street light
    people lookin' to get right
    one hand will slap ya back
    the other one will take ya back
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    'cause i didnt get nothin' last year
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    i dont believe in christmas
    'cause i didnt get nothin' but fear
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    P.S. Harmless, nice blog!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    AmentsChick wrote:
    NIIIIIIIIIIICE!! :D And, the same goes for me. Took the words right out of my mouth.

    :D

    Surely two fab women such as us shouldn't be single??? :confused:
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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    small town beck wrote:
    :D

    Surely two fab women such as us shouldn't be single??? :confused:

    I KNOW!! Seriously...what is the deal with that? We're cute, intelligent, funny, have a great appreciation for music, humble...what gives?!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    AmentsChick wrote:
    I KNOW!! Seriously...what is the deal with that? We're cute, intelligent, funny, have a great appreciation for music, humble...what gives?!

    I really have NO idea!!! Really???!!!

    Not to mention I am a firecracker in the ...... ;) ..... Kitchen, yeah kitchen is what I was going to say :D
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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    small town beck wrote:
    I really have NO idea!!! Really???!!!

    Not to mention I am firecracker in the ...... ;) Kitchen, yeah kitchen is what I was going to say :D

    hehehehehe. Yeah...I...uh...cook really well too.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    AmentsChick wrote:
    hehehehehe. Yeah...I...uh...cook really well too.

    LMAO :D:D

    See there is NO reason you and I should be single!!!
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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    small town beck wrote:
    LMAO :D:D

    See there is NO reason you and I should be single!!!

    Dating sucks ass.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    small town beck wrote:
    I, too would like a letter sent to Santa for me please :D I have been a good girl but I swear I can be naughty ;)

    I want a letter for me too! Although, I'm not a good girl, but being bad is more fun anyway! :p
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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    I have come to realize the Pit is a great un-tapped resource of men...now, if only I could find one in my own city!!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    AmentsChick wrote:
    I have come to realize the Pit is a great un-tapped resource of men...now, if only I could find one in my own city!!

    Exactly! They all live so far away! :(
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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Exactly! They all live so far away! :(

    EXACTLY!! The good ones are always so far away. San Diego only has crappy frat boy drunken idiots.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Dating sucks ass.


    So does not having sex :(
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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    small town beck wrote:
    So does not having sex :(

    What's that? :confused:
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    small town beck wrote:
    So does not having sex :(

    Yep! I decided to take a break from dating and sex, but now I'm questioning my decision!
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    small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    pearljamjen wrote:
    I want a letter for me too! Although, I'm not a good girl, but being bad is more fun anyway! :p

    Oh I have been a good girl this year but the point is that I wanted to be a naughty one :p
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    small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    AmentsChick wrote:
    What's that? :confused:


    I am not sure but I hear them talking about it on the re runs of Sex and the City and it sounds like fun.
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    smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    I am enjoying this thread lately :p
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Hmm...Becks, did you notice nfanel isn't around tonight?! Guess that means good things for her!! Maybe a new man??
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    small town beck wrote:
    I am not sure but I hear them talking about it on the re runs of Sex and the City and it sounds like fun.

    HEHEHE...Well, hopefully I'll meet a great man in 2008 and get to try it out.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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