Bob Ross

harmless_little_f***
harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
What a very entertaining charlatan!

'This little happy tree needs a happy little friend'

Pffft!

I'm done now. :)
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What a very entertaining charlatan!

    'This little happy tree needs a happy little friend'

    Pffft!

    I'm done now. :)

    His fro was magically delicious.
  • Swan
    Swan Posts: 350
    why is he a charlatan?
    I'm the only Hell Mama ever raised.
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    I love to use his soft tone when speaking just as I am doing right now while typing aahhhhh :D
    That guy must have smoked some big doobee's before each show.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I wonder if he got laid like mad, just cause he was on TV.

    Can you imagine his "pillow talk"?
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    dissidentman wrote:
    I wonder if he got laid like mad, just cause he was on TV.

    Can you imagine his "pillow talk"?

    Spoken in a soft tone....."oh yes, I am going to give you a happy little orgasam. You have a breath taking hiney".
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Spoken in a soft tone....."oh yes, I am going to give you a happy little orgasam. You have a breath taking hiney".

    lol
  • NYbenben
    NYbenben Posts: 1,020
    Happy Little Clouds.....

    that dude was such a stoner!
    4/12/92, 8/11/92, 9/28/96, 9/11/98, 8/23/00, 8/24/00, 7/9/03, 4/30/03, 10/1/04, 10/3/05, 12/9/05, 5/12/06, 5/17/06, 5/28/06, 6/3/06, 12/9/06, EV LA 4/12-4/13/08, 6/12/08, 6,19,08, 6,20,08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 7/1/08

    and still jonesing for another show....
    "the waiting drove me mad..."
  • Kushikushun
    Kushikushun Posts: 1,263
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Spoken in a soft tone....."oh yes, I am going to give you a happy little orgasam. You have a breath taking hiney".

    LFMAO!!!
    Why not be mediocre and be the best at it that you can be?
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    "We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents." -Bob
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    "We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents." -Bob

    I'm sure that will console all his illegitimate children
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    He always dropped the 'th' from the word 'that'.

    'Like 'at.'

    It was annoying.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    nothing better than snoozing on the couch with this on the tele.
    I love to turn you on
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What a very entertaining charlatan!

    'This little happy tree needs a happy little friend'

    Pffft!

    I'm done now. :)
    Why are you referring to him as a charlatan?
    He was a beautiful and peaceful soul.
    I love this:
    http://www.atr-lang.com/data/media/1/bob_ross_csg002_blue_moon.jpg

    I would hang out there.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • ledvedderman
    ledvedderman Posts: 7,762
    I always heard that there was an episode where he had a Vietnam flashback and kind of drifted off into crazy world for about 15 seconds.
    E8toX.gif

    http://www.reverbnation.com/brianzilm
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Why are you referring to him as a charlatan?
    He was a beautiful and peaceful soul.
    I love this:
    http://www.atr-lang.com/data/media/1/bob_ross_csg002_blue_moon.jpg

    I would hang out there.

    'Charlatan' was a bit of a joke. But he did have nations duped into thinking that his stuff was highly skilled art. It wasn't, it was based on a few simple techniques and, more importantly, the right tools.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    'Charlatan' was a bit of a joke. But he did have nations duped into thinking that his stuff was highly skilled art.

    All his stuff is hanging in the lobby of every Motel 6 I've ever been to.
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    'it was based on a few simple techniques and, more importantly, the right tools.

    Sounds like you've been spying in my bedroom, harmless_little_f***.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dissidentman wrote:
    All his stuff is hanging in the lobby of every Motel 6 I've ever been to.



    Sounds like you've been spying in my bedroom, harmless_little_f***.

    :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dissidentman wrote:
    All his stuff is hanging in the lobby of every Motel 6 I've ever been to.



    Sounds like you've been spying in my bedroom, harmless_little_f***.
    Motel 6 has a lobby?
    Never been.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dissidentman wrote:
    All his stuff is hanging in the lobby of every Motel 6 I've ever been to.

    I'm not sure whose theory you're trying to prove here. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'm not sure whose theory you're trying to prove here. :D

    Obviously it's good stuff...probably nailed to the wall so nobody walks out with it.

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