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Bob Ross

harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
What a very entertaining charlatan!

'This little happy tree needs a happy little friend'

Pffft!

I'm done now. :)
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What a very entertaining charlatan!

    'This little happy tree needs a happy little friend'

    Pffft!

    I'm done now. :)

    His fro was magically delicious.
  • SwanSwan Posts: 350
    why is he a charlatan?
    I'm the only Hell Mama ever raised.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    I love to use his soft tone when speaking just as I am doing right now while typing aahhhhh :D
    That guy must have smoked some big doobee's before each show.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I wonder if he got laid like mad, just cause he was on TV.

    Can you imagine his "pillow talk"?
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    dissidentman wrote:
    I wonder if he got laid like mad, just cause he was on TV.

    Can you imagine his "pillow talk"?

    Spoken in a soft tone....."oh yes, I am going to give you a happy little orgasam. You have a breath taking hiney".
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Spoken in a soft tone....."oh yes, I am going to give you a happy little orgasam. You have a breath taking hiney".

    lol
  • NYbenbenNYbenben Posts: 1,020
    Happy Little Clouds.....

    that dude was such a stoner!
    4/12/92, 8/11/92, 9/28/96, 9/11/98, 8/23/00, 8/24/00, 7/9/03, 4/30/03, 10/1/04, 10/3/05, 12/9/05, 5/12/06, 5/17/06, 5/28/06, 6/3/06, 12/9/06, EV LA 4/12-4/13/08, 6/12/08, 6,19,08, 6,20,08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 7/1/08

    and still jonesing for another show....
    "the waiting drove me mad..."
  • KushikushunKushikushun Posts: 1,263
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Spoken in a soft tone....."oh yes, I am going to give you a happy little orgasam. You have a breath taking hiney".

    LFMAO!!!
    Why not be mediocre and be the best at it that you can be?
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    "We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents." -Bob
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    "We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents." -Bob

    I'm sure that will console all his illegitimate children
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    He always dropped the 'th' from the word 'that'.

    'Like 'at.'

    It was annoying.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    nothing better than snoozing on the couch with this on the tele.
    I love to turn you on
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What a very entertaining charlatan!

    'This little happy tree needs a happy little friend'

    Pffft!

    I'm done now. :)
    Why are you referring to him as a charlatan?
    He was a beautiful and peaceful soul.
    I love this:
    http://www.atr-lang.com/data/media/1/bob_ross_csg002_blue_moon.jpg

    I would hang out there.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • ledveddermanledvedderman Posts: 7,761
    I always heard that there was an episode where he had a Vietnam flashback and kind of drifted off into crazy world for about 15 seconds.
    E8toX.gif

    http://www.reverbnation.com/brianzilm
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Why are you referring to him as a charlatan?
    He was a beautiful and peaceful soul.
    I love this:
    http://www.atr-lang.com/data/media/1/bob_ross_csg002_blue_moon.jpg

    I would hang out there.

    'Charlatan' was a bit of a joke. But he did have nations duped into thinking that his stuff was highly skilled art. It wasn't, it was based on a few simple techniques and, more importantly, the right tools.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    'Charlatan' was a bit of a joke. But he did have nations duped into thinking that his stuff was highly skilled art.

    All his stuff is hanging in the lobby of every Motel 6 I've ever been to.
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    'it was based on a few simple techniques and, more importantly, the right tools.

    Sounds like you've been spying in my bedroom, harmless_little_f***.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dissidentman wrote:
    All his stuff is hanging in the lobby of every Motel 6 I've ever been to.



    Sounds like you've been spying in my bedroom, harmless_little_f***.

    :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dissidentman wrote:
    All his stuff is hanging in the lobby of every Motel 6 I've ever been to.



    Sounds like you've been spying in my bedroom, harmless_little_f***.
    Motel 6 has a lobby?
    Never been.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dissidentman wrote:
    All his stuff is hanging in the lobby of every Motel 6 I've ever been to.

    I'm not sure whose theory you're trying to prove here. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'm not sure whose theory you're trying to prove here. :D

    Obviously it's good stuff...probably nailed to the wall so nobody walks out with it.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Motel 6 has a lobby?
    Never been.
    same here....well i've been to a motel 6 once, but i wasn't paying attention to the lobby lol

    and he is *far* from a charlatan. sure his stuff won't hang in the met or the louvre, but he was able to make a gorgeous painting in 30 minutes. and he inspired folks to paint, and just to see what the act of painting is like. was a relaxing show to watch :)

    for those dismissing it, ask yourself if you could do it better. and after you do that, shut yer trap lol
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dissidentman wrote:
    Obviously it's good stuff...probably nailed to the wall so nobody walks out with it.

    To do what... sell it on E-bay cus it's Bob Ross?

    Nup. Still not sure... :confused:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • OffHeGoes29OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    I loved watching him as a kid, it would mellow me out.
    BRING BACK THE WHALE
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Bob Ross was a fantastic teacher, and he did the world wonders to introduce a whole bunch of people to painting... OK? But he wasn't a brilliant painter. He was a decent painter.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    same here....well i've been to a motel 6 once, but i wasn't paying attention to the lobby lol

    I see, you were working as a "ceiling inspector" that day? :)
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Bob Ross was a fantastic teacher, and he did the world wonders to introduce a whole bunch of people to painting... OK? But he wasn't a brilliant painter. He was a decent painter.

    decent painter does not equal charlatan though. charlatan implies he faked it or something. and it looked like he was painting, pretty sure :p
    dissidentman wrote:
    I see, you were working as a "ceiling inspector" that day? :)
    perhaps :D actually it was a whirlwind drug fueled road trip so bob ross could ahve been in the lobby dressed like a dragon painting and i wouldn't have even noticed :o lol
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    To do what... sell it on E-bay cus it's Bob Ross?

    Nup. Still not sure... :confused:

    To me his stuff just looks like a million other paintings of landscapes that you see in every Dr's/lawyer's/dentist's office

    Just throwin' a little failed sarcasm out there.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    perhaps :D actually it was a whirlwind drug fueled road trip so bob ross could ahve been in the lobby dressed like a dragon painting and i wouldn't have even noticed :o lol[/quote]

    Whoah.... sweet.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    dissidentman wrote:
    perhaps :D actually it was a whirlwind drug fueled road trip so bob ross could ahve been in the lobby dressed like a dragon painting and i wouldn't have even noticed :o lol

    Whoah.... sweet.[/quote]
    i *had* to have been altered to think it was a good idea to get into the hot tub at a motel 6...like fuck i'd do that now haha
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dissidentman wrote:
    To me his stuff just looks like a million other paintings of landscapes that you see in every Dr's/lawyer's/dentist's office

    Just throwin' a little failed sarcasm out there.

    Oh no it wasn't failed sarcasm, it was good - I wondered if you were very subtly trying to say his stuff was generic. I'd agree - nicely played. :p
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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