At my old job, I used to have to listen to this woman talk incessantly about how she was cheating on her mean husband with some internet guy. And then every time she'd be preparing to go visit the internet guy, I had to hear all about it. And then every time she'd come home, I'd hear all about their weekend. And I mean ALL about it. I really think she thought I couldn't hear her. But...I could.
There is this one girl who is always taking too long of breaks, a long lunch and is always posting on some message board. She also complains that it is too hot and brings her own fan from home......oh wait, that's me.
sounds familiar..............except the fan part.
So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
1. hold a fuckin cup of tea/coffee in two hands like they're sat in the freezing cold outside, or drink coffee out of a coffee cup with a lid on like a baby would drink from a baby beaker.
I HATE that too!.. I'm not sure why, but it looks annoying. It makes people look like they just got saved from starvation and freezing to death outside.
I HATE that too!.. I'm not sure why, but it looks annoying. It makes people look like they just got saved from starvation and freezing to death outside.
haha thank god its not just another of my pet hates that no one else agrees with
Nope. He's only 7 months old. I'm still in charge.
yeah so you think... he'll pee on you if he wants to.
my boss has to be one of the most annoying people .. he repeats everything about 3 times a day until i have to say "hey Bossanova.. you've told me that 3 times now.. it wasnt even funny the first time!!" then he doesnt speak to me for a day... i like that
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
This guy works next to me sometimes, and suddenly and without warning he scrapes his throat clean, even mid sentence, but acts like nothing has happened??? I can't say anything, he was in the para's for 20 years, he can kill you with a glance, he's nails. He also quite likes PJ, so he's ok really.
The othe rside of me this old guy is as deaf as a post, and whenenver you ask him something, he replies.."that's whatsaname"...he knows everything, but can't access it!
Well I work in retail, and i work out on the floor so we have these walkie talkie things we have to carry around so if they need something up front they can just call us on them for whatever. One of the head cashiers up front never holds down the button right or long enough and you can only understand a couple words of what she's trying to say if at all, then she'll get mad at you when you don't understand or don't hear her.
shut up. i'm not talkin about guys. i'm talkin about the smokin hot FEMALE teachers in my school.
Considering all the action students are getting nowadays from their teachers I would love to be back in high school now. More power to you young jedi, go land yourself your science teacher!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
1. or drink coffee out of a coffee cup with a lid on like a baby would drink from a
You do realize it avoids spills and keeps the coffee hot a lot longer if you leave the lid on...
oh wait...you don't realize...
and that bothers you?...oh fuck you're in for a hard life... hehe
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oh, and one sneezes every single day like 3-4 times in a row. I get tired of acknowleding it all the time. Does that sound bitchy??
Yes it DOES! I have a sneezing problem... not every day but at least once or twice a week... I am completely incapable of sneezing once. If I start it lasts about ten minutes
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In my last job back in England this fella used to suck the tea out of his cup. One day I snapped and told him to stop drinking like a two year old. I told him that rather than suck the tea into his mouth, why not just tilt the fucking cup instead so the liquid inside ran into his mouth.
Noisy drinkers, and especially noisy eaters, annoy the fuck out of me.
In my last job back in England this fella used to suck the tea out of his cup. One day I snapped and told him to stop drinking like a two year old. I told him that rather than suck the tea into his mouth, why not just tilt the fucking cup instead so the liquid inside ran into his mouth.
Noisy drinkers, and especially noisy eaters, annoy the fuck out of me.
yeah thats more like what i meant with the lid thing, not the fact they are keeping it hot for longer (cos its fucking freezing indoors aint it?) the horrible sucking of the tea like a fuckin idiot baby or something!!!!
In my last job back in England this fella used to suck the tea out of his cup. One day I snapped and told him to stop drinking like a two year old. I told him that rather than suck the tea into his mouth, why not just tilt the fucking cup instead so the liquid inside ran into his mouth.
Noisy drinkers, and especially noisy eaters, annoy the fuck out of me.
Oh, bejeezus. You nailed it!!
Slurping tea should be punishable by flogging, as should chewing food with an open mouth, or just plain noisy chomping...and exagerated gum chewing!!!!!!!!.
Ghastly!!!!!
"hey Bossanova.. you've told me that 3 times now.. it wasnt even funny the first time!!" then he doesnt speak to me for a day... i like that
that's great! you made me almost spit out my coffee just now!
I have a co-worker, that if she gets worked up or too chatty, will go on and on and on in a story...but the story becomes a tree, related to the people or persons she's talking about, to someone else, then branches into someone else,,,,,and before you know it, the story is completely lost and you're hearing about people in her life from her childhood, or from 20 - 30 years ago.
and you don't know these people.
and you need to actually work.
and one of the stories could go on for anywhere from 2 - 60 minutes it feels like. or an entire day.
and you can't get away.
and you're thinking, 'what the fuck were we talking about in the first place?'
oh god yeah i seem to be plagued by the people who have to talk as loud as they can and about fuck all of any interest, seriously unless you have had to have the full conversation of two people re-enacted about buying a new microwave you should count ya self lucky! "so then i said to mark, when did we get the microwave, was it march 2006" and mark said "yeah i think it was, or was it april" and i said "yeah it might have been april, im not sure" and mark said "yeah i think it was ya know" this continued for at least one hour in the dullest monotonous voice you would ever wish to not hear! :( grrrrrrr!!!
I have one of those, all day long. The worst is she never finishes one question before starting another about the same thing. It usually takes her 7 questions to get one question out. Also you can never have a conversation with anyone without her butting in. If you ask a co-worker anything, she has something to say from across the room. She is mainly a nice person, but we tend to leave her out of all our outside work get togethers. We used to feel bad but no more. Shit. A saving Grace, she doesn't work Fridays!!
Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
I have one of those, all day long. The worst is she never finishes one question before starting another about the same thing. It usually takes her 7 questions to get one question out. Also you can never have a conversation with anyone without her butting in. If you ask a co-worker anything, she has something to say from across the room. She is mainly a nice person, but we tend to leave her out of all our outside work get togethers. We used to feel bad but no more. Shit. A saving Grace, she doesn't work Fridays!!
You're lucky!!! I'd rather have a variety of mundane comments rather than the full conversation that took place between her and her poor husband about the microwave, honestly you have never heard such an indepth report about buying a fuckin electrical appliance!!!
I love this guy to death, but he can't do his work on his own. So he turns to me to figure out his problems. Which at first was OK. Shit, we all have to learn somehow. But it's been a year now. Figure out your job or get out. We have the tools to find the answers to his questions, but he refuses to take the time to look the information up. And I'll send him back to find the info but he gets PISSED because he either can't find it or can't squeeze the answers out of what he has to read.
So I'm convinced that in my line of work there should be testing required before they send you out on your own. If you don't know the basics and how to put files together, you shouldn't be in the business. Period.
What makes it worse, is that he's a retired cop (not that old) on a pension so he doesn't REALLY need the money. It's kind of just for fun. But it's extremely distracting to ME who does work to pay the bills. And I'm super busy to boot.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
I love this guy to death, but he can't do his work on his own. So he turns to me to figure out his problems. Which at first was OK. Shit, we all have to learn somehow. But it's been a year now. Figure out your job or get out. We have the tools to find the answers to his questions, but he refuses to take the time to look the information up. And I'll send him back to find the info but he gets PISSED because he either can't find it or can't squeeze the answers out of what he has to read.
So I'm convinced that in my line of work there should be testing required before they send you out on your own. If you don't know the basics and how to put files together, you shouldn't be in the business. Period.
What makes it worse, is that he's a retired cop (not that old) on a pension so he doesn't REALLY need the money. It's kind of just for fun. But it's extremely distracting to ME who does work to pay the bills. And I'm super busy to boot.
I had a guy like this at my last job, only he was working to pay the bills as well as I was.
I didn't think it was a particularly hard job, but he'd ask me the same questions on how to do the simplest tasks every two weeks or so. A lot of his problem I think, was his lack of computer know-how, and his inability to grasp computer-related concepts.
comes in late, calls the same guy every day to open the side door for him so he doesnt use the main enterance, falls asleep on his laptop, falls asleep while texting, watches porn on his computer, talks how everyones mentality sucks, complains that it used to be so much better in the 90s, talks about how he is gonna start working out but weighs 360 pounds, says there is never anything to eat around here and comes back with taco bell, kfc, white castle or mcdonalds every day, leaves for his hour break 50 minutes into it so OF COURSE he is gonna return late, wears the same clothes everyday, has other people help him but never helps other people, waddles, wears a bluetooth, has to lean on EVERYTHING-cant hold himself up, SAYS EVERYDAY hes gonna change this...and we gotta change that...and that sucks...so we gotta do this...and doesnt change SHIT
comes in late, calls the same guy every day to open the side door for him so he doesnt use the main enterance, falls asleep on his laptop, falls asleep while texting, watches porn on his computer talks how everyones mentality sucks, complains that it used to be so much better in the 90s, talks about how he is gonna start working out but weighs 360 pounds, says there is never anything to eat around here and comes back with taco bell, kfc, white castle or mcdonalds every day, leaves for his hour break 50 minutes into it so OF COURSE he is gonna return late, wears the same clothes everyday, has other people help him but never helps other people, waddles, wears a bluetooth, has to lean on EVERYTHING-cant hold himself up, hes gonna change this...and we gotta change that...and that sucks...so we gotta do this...and doesnt change SHIT
comes in late, calls the same guy every day to open the side door for him so he doesnt use the main enterance, falls asleep on his laptop, falls asleep while texting, watches porn on his computer, talks how everyones mentality sucks, complains that it used to be so much better in the 90s, talks about how he is gonna start working out but weighs 360 pounds, says there is never anything to eat around here and comes back with taco bell, kfc, white castle or mcdonalds every day, leaves for his hour break 50 minutes into it so OF COURSE he is gonna return late, wears the same clothes everyday, has other people help him but never helps other people, waddles, wears a bluetooth, has to lean on EVERYTHING-cant hold himself up, SAYS EVERYDAY hes gonna change this...and we gotta change that...and that sucks...so we gotta do this...and doesnt change SHIT
is that it?
:eek: Shite, you win!
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
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Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
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Had I not found this love with you
wow... your office must smell of awesome cheesy goodness
I was just thinking I wish I could have that discipline to savour every bite and lick the flavour off my fingers after each one... oh dear god, am I now getting turned on thinking about cheesy crisps? :eek: what the fuck's wrong with me this week? :eek:
Mmmm... cheesy crisps just leave me alone in a room with them... only one of us is coming out!
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
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sounds familiar..............except the fan part.
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
haha thank god its not just another of my pet hates that no one else agrees with
idiots........
yeah so you think... he'll pee on you if he wants to.
my boss has to be one of the most annoying people .. he repeats everything about 3 times a day until i have to say "hey Bossanova.. you've told me that 3 times now.. it wasnt even funny the first time!!" then he doesnt speak to me for a day... i like that
The othe rside of me this old guy is as deaf as a post, and whenenver you ask him something, he replies.."that's whatsaname"...he knows everything, but can't access it!
Once I get out of this town
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Look, PE is only one class. Stop looking at the guys for just one hour and all will be fine!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Once I get out of this town
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Considering all the action students are getting nowadays from their teachers I would love to be back in high school now. More power to you young jedi, go land yourself your science teacher!
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You do realize it avoids spills and keeps the coffee hot a lot longer if you leave the lid on...
oh wait...you don't realize...
and that bothers you?...oh fuck you're in for a hard life... hehe
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Noisy drinkers, and especially noisy eaters, annoy the fuck out of me.
yeah thats more like what i meant with the lid thing, not the fact they are keeping it hot for longer (cos its fucking freezing indoors aint it?) the horrible sucking of the tea like a fuckin idiot baby or something!!!!
aaaah thats better.........;)
For some reason I read......except the pan fart.
I did a double take. lol
Oh, bejeezus. You nailed it!!
Slurping tea should be punishable by flogging, as should chewing food with an open mouth, or just plain noisy chomping...and exagerated gum chewing!!!!!!!!.
Ghastly!!!!!
I have a co-worker, that if she gets worked up or too chatty, will go on and on and on in a story...but the story becomes a tree, related to the people or persons she's talking about, to someone else, then branches into someone else,,,,,and before you know it, the story is completely lost and you're hearing about people in her life from her childhood, or from 20 - 30 years ago.
and you don't know these people.
and you need to actually work.
and one of the stories could go on for anywhere from 2 - 60 minutes it feels like. or an entire day.
and you can't get away.
and you're thinking, 'what the fuck were we talking about in the first place?'
I have one of those, all day long. The worst is she never finishes one question before starting another about the same thing. It usually takes her 7 questions to get one question out. Also you can never have a conversation with anyone without her butting in. If you ask a co-worker anything, she has something to say from across the room. She is mainly a nice person, but we tend to leave her out of all our outside work get togethers. We used to feel bad but no more. Shit. A saving Grace, she doesn't work Fridays!!
You're lucky!!! I'd rather have a variety of mundane comments rather than the full conversation that took place between her and her poor husband about the microwave, honestly you have never heard such an indepth report about buying a fuckin electrical appliance!!!
So I'm convinced that in my line of work there should be testing required before they send you out on your own. If you don't know the basics and how to put files together, you shouldn't be in the business. Period.
What makes it worse, is that he's a retired cop (not that old) on a pension so he doesn't REALLY need the money. It's kind of just for fun. But it's extremely distracting to ME who does work to pay the bills. And I'm super busy to boot.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
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I had a guy like this at my last job, only he was working to pay the bills as well as I was.
I didn't think it was a particularly hard job, but he'd ask me the same questions on how to do the simplest tasks every two weeks or so. A lot of his problem I think, was his lack of computer know-how, and his inability to grasp computer-related concepts.
tiny nibbles and licking of the fingers after each bite........god save me!!!
is that it?
routine was the theme..
there aint gonna be any middle any more
oh, and he got fired, but went to court and won so he got the job back
routine was the theme..
there aint gonna be any middle any more
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
wow... your office must smell of awesome cheesy goodness
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SMELL YER MA!
Mmmm... cheesy crisps
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you