Gotta be Mr. Clean...don't f*&^ with a ballheaded dude with an earring...
Cartman or Bart Simpson?
Do the Bartman!!!
Soundgarden Vs. Audioslave
« One man's glory is another man's hell.
You’re on the outside, never bound by such a spell.
Together in the darkness, alone in the light.
I took it upon me to be yours, Timmy,
I’ll lead your angels and demons at play tonight......»
"But --you say that Dreams have no power here? Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar...Ask yourselves, all of you...What power would hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to Dream of Heaven?" Dream speaking to Lucifer as written by Neil Gaiman.
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Do the Bartman!!!
Soundgarden Vs. Audioslave
You’re on the outside, never bound by such a spell.
Together in the darkness, alone in the light.
I took it upon me to be yours, Timmy,
I’ll lead your angels and demons at play tonight......»
Soundgarden
Oprah Winfrey or Rosie O'Donnell
hey you
Rosie would pound Oprah's face into the pavement. No doubt about it.
I apologize if it has been mentioned...
Ed Vedder or Chris Cornell?
hey you
I'm afraid Cornell would pound lil Eddie.....
Connie Chung or Katie Couric
oreo vs. chips ahoy
george bush or osama bin laden
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Black vs. In my Tree
OMG! That was awesome! W & OBL...I love it!!
In My Tree
Grey's Anatomy or Desperate Housewives?
in my tree 1000 times over
christmas eve or christmas day?
Christmas Eve
Friday night of Saturday night
Friday night
Boy George or George Michael
new kids on the block or nsync
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Spring vs. Autumn
That said I think i prefer Autumn.
Jay Leno's Chin Vs Conan's Pompador?
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Oh my, they dropped the leash.
Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!
"Make our day"
I single strand of Conan's pompador is funnier then anything Leno has ever had to say.
Max Weinberg vs. Kevin
If I hear anything other then...
Not Even Close.
Conan and Weinberg are the coolest duo in late night Tv cept for maybe Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
The Max Weinberg 7 could beat Leno's entire band up.
Hell, La Bamba and Max could probably take em.
Hitler vs Harry Truman. (in a fist fight)
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Oh my, they dropped the leash.
Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!
"Make our day"
Ride the lightning kicked master of puppets arse:D
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Gotta be Nicky!
Sharon Stone v. Glenn Close
"But --you say that Dreams have no power here? Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar...Ask yourselves, all of you...What power would hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to Dream of Heaven?" Dream speaking to Lucifer as written by Neil Gaiman.
Glenn Close, she's PSYCHO!!!
Fred Flintstone or Barney Rubble?
Barney
Smurfette vs. Brainy Smurf
Boobs = best distraction esp. to a nerd.
Jon Stewart vs. Stephen Colbert
and/or
Stephen Colbert vs Steve Carell
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Oh my, they dropped the leash.
Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!
"Make our day"
Jon Stewar
Steve Carrell
a jolly rancher vs. a lifesaver
the jolly rancher, it will out last the lifesaver...
Billy Ray Cyrus' Mullett vs. Dog The Bounty Hunter's Mullett
Absolutely Dog The Bounty Hunger's Mulllett!!!!
Lost Vs. Gilligan's Island
you think Colbert would lose?
Oh no way in hell, Colbert is GOD.
Paris Hilton vs Nicol Ricci
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Oh my, they dropped the leash.
Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!
"Make our day"
But I looooooove Jon Stewart
Nicol Ricci
hurricane vs. tornado
hurricane
tom brokaw vs stone philips (lose the ties, guys)
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
bill o'riley or al franklin
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
but in a battle of wits frankin would tear his ass up.
Jon Stewart vs the Devil
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Oh my, they dropped the leash.
Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!
"Make our day"