Haha oh christ... you are the third person to mention this thoughtful thing. have I coined a new catchphrase?
I was so drunk last night. I realised I didn't have a single thing to eat yesterday, not until 1am this morning when I had the worst takeaway ever just to get some sustainance. Turns out the pints of Guinness do NOT count as entire meals, no matter what every calorie-counting woman will tell you.
anyways, it was great to meet you all for the record, does anyone know how many jagerbombs Simon bought me? presumably a lot since I don't remember drinking any of them. I owe him a drink or two
I think I had 1 straight jager and 3 jagerbombs.
edit: That's not counting the 4 pints of cider beforehand.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
edit: That's not counting the 4 pints of cider beforehand.
Jagerbombs > life
Jager straight needs to be sub zero temperature, otherwise it tastes like ass. or so I've heard.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Haha oh christ... you are the third person to mention this thoughtful thing. have I coined a new catchphrase?
I think you might have. though, if/when you use it, you'll have to act out something with it. you know, for effect.
like, "I'm not drunk, I'm thoughtful *sigh*" (which is what I'd probably do.)
or act all angry and offended and THEN say it. (which urbanhippie mastered very nicely. )
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
The naughtiest thing I did was eat a kebab with chilli sauce!!
wow.. that is quite bad actually.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
I think you might have. though, if/when you use it, you'll have to act out something with it. you know, for effect.
like, "I'm not drunk, I'm thoughtful *sigh*" (which is what I'd probably do.)
or act all angry and offended and THEN say it. (which urbanhippie mastered very nicely. )
I can't believe that there are already variations on this...
The irony is, considering I can't remember saying it, I clearly WAS very, very drunk and probably wouldn't have been capable of complex thought if I'd tried.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I can't believe that there are already variations on this...
The irony is, considering I can't remember saying it, I clearly WAS very, very drunk and probably wouldn't have been capable of complex thought if I'd tried.
oh the variations came along literally within minutes from when you said it.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
I can't believe that there are already variations on this...
The irony is, considering I can't remember saying it, I clearly WAS very, very drunk and probably wouldn't have been capable of complex thought if I'd tried.
I remember falling about laughing because the first time you said it we slowly raised our eyes to the sky with our fingers to our chins in unison.. it was beautiful.
I also remember falling about laughing when I paused from kissing Sarah and said, 'You realise we're making out to Thong Song? That just isn't right.' 'Not just urban, she liked the park, cus she was livin la vida loca!'
But seriously, the only complex thought we were capable of was 'Jager or JagerBOMB?'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I remember falling about laughing because the first time you said it we slowly raised our eyes to the sky with our fingers to our chins in unison.. it was beautiful.
I also remember falling about laughing when I paused from kissing Sarah and said, 'You realise we're making out to Thong Song? That just isn't right.' 'Not just urban, she liked the park, cus she was livin la vida loca!'
I remember laughing to the male participants of the evening a lot.
But seriously, the only complex thought we were capable of was 'Jager or JagerBOMB?'
every time Simon asked if I wanted a Jagerbomb I said no. and everytime I ended up having one anyway.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
we either have no willpower whatsoever. or we were tricked into drinking them.
hmm. I'm gonna go with being tricked into it.
ooh!! or we HAD TO drink them because we hate to see anything go to waste and/or because we didn't want others to drink them so they wouldn't get tooooo drunk and end up feeling sick.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
we either have no willpower whatsoever. or we were tricked into drinking them.
hmm. I'm gonna go with being tricked into it.
ooh!! or we HAD TO drink them because we hate to see anything go to waste and/or because we didn't want others to drink them so they wouldn't get tooooo drunk and end up feeling sick.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
every time Simon asked if I wanted a Jagerbomb I said no. and everytime I ended up having one anyway.
you never say no! :eek: jagerbombs are beautiful things. Think about it. They are refreshing, taste pretty good, are strong and the alcohol and caffeine have polarising effects that actually seems to confuse your central nervous system to the point of saying things like "I'm not drunk, I'm thoughtful" when you have been steadily pounding drinks for 6 hours
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
you never say no! :eek: jagerbombs are beautiful things. Think about it. They are refreshing, taste pretty good, are strong and the alcohol and caffeine have polarising effects that actually seems to confuse your central nervous system to the point of saying things like "I'm not drunk, I'm thoughtful" when you have been steadily pounding drinks for 6 hours
I HATE Jager..
And I hate Red Bull....
But I fucking LOVE Jagerbombs....
you never say no! :eek: jagerbombs are beautiful things. Think about it. They are refreshing, taste pretty good, are strong and the alcohol and caffeine have polarising effects that actually seems to confuse your central nervous system to the point of saying things like "I'm not drunk, I'm thoughtful" when you have been steadily pounding drinks for 6 hours
Tbh Jamie, I'm a bit disappointed. OK fair enough you got fucked and don't remember a thing. But I thought you might remember all the hugs. :(
Edit: I think 'fucked' was probably the wrong choice of word there. *shrug*
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I HATE Jager..
And I hate Red Bull....
But I fucking LOVE Jagerbombs....
Really? So you actually were converted? You were telling me you hated Jager. (By the way the more I write that word the more I think of the Rolling Stones).
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Simon...Thankyou for converting me to Jagerbombs;)
Someone may correct me if i am wrong, but i think i converted simon the Jager bombs in norway last year! good to see he is converting people right left and center!
wish i could have been there, but i am stuck on the other side of the world!
I can't believe you went home, you bugger !! Simon and Claudio stayed, and man, you could not have been any drunker than those two !!
:rolleyes: tell me about it
It was fun trying to drag simon away from him... and SOOOOOOOOO much fun getting back to the hotel. Then he decided he wanted a pizza so we ordered a pizza but he wanted to sleep then so I got the whole pizza to myself Yayyy.
Was great seeing you all again and great meeting all the newbies, had a brilliant weekend
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
I can't believe that there are already variations on this...
The irony is, considering I can't remember saying it, I clearly WAS very, very drunk and probably wouldn't have been capable of complex thought if I'd tried.
the funniest thing was me and Simon were out having a cigarette and Claudio came flying past us and I was thinking 'what the fuck?' Simon said he'd seen you run past beforehand... and he got the impression you'd ran past several times, like you were just running over and back trying to get away... til Claudio dragged you back and forced you to drink more jaeger bombs
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
I remember laughing to the male participants of the evening a lot.
every time Simon asked if I wanted a Jagerbomb I said no. and everytime I ended up having one anyway.
Everytime either of them stood up I had to say 'NO, I DON'T want another jaeger bomb... get me one and I'm leaving you'
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
you never say no! :eek: jagerbombs are beautiful things. Think about it. They are refreshing, taste pretty good, are strong and the alcohol and caffeine have polarising effects that actually seems to confuse your central nervous system to the point of saying things like "I'm not drunk, I'm thoughtful" when you have been steadily pounding drinks for 6 hours
I always said no. and look at what happened! so I think it doesn't really matter what you say anyhoo..
but like urbanhippie, I hate Jager, I never drink any energy drinks (well, only in emergencies, cause they don't taste good) but Jagerbombs.. they were quite nice. I still think I shouldn't have had them though.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
Tbh Jamie, I'm a bit disappointed. OK fair enough you got fucked and don't remember a thing. But I thought you might remember all the hugs. :(
Edit: I think 'fucked' was probably the wrong choice of word there. *shrug*
ahhhh the HUGS! very MANNNly love you shared there guys. (the hugs were in fact very very cute. and there were loads of them aswell.)
but, he can't remember them?!?!?!?! that's shocking! :eek:
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
Everytime either of them stood up I had to say 'NO, I DON'T want another jaeger bomb... get me one and I'm leaving you'
but you still had a few didn't you?
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
I always said no. and look at what happened! so I think it doesn't really matter what you say anyhoo..
that's odd... I don't think I saw you turn down a drink once screwing up your face while you're 'considering' it before you say yes, doesn't count as turning it down
Lol, yeh I had a few in the beginning but in the second pub I was telling them no... still had a couple but I think they took my request seriously maybe twice.
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
that's odd... I don't think I saw you turn down a drink once screwing up your face while you're 'considering' it before you say yes, doesn't count as turning it down
Lol, yeh I had a few in the beginning but in the second pub I was telling them no... still had a couple but I think they took my request seriously maybe twice.
well hee hee hee Helen. I did actually SAY the word 'no' numerous times.
yeah well, I guess you had enough to drink without the Jagerbombs anyway.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
well hee hee hee Helen. I did actually SAY the word 'no' numerous times.
yeah well, I guess you had enough to drink without the Jagerbombs anyway.
true... started on beer, moved onto those mixed cocktails and then the june bugs, a mojito and a different cocktail and had lots of jaeger in between!
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
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I think I had 1 straight jager and 3 jagerbombs.
edit: That's not counting the 4 pints of cider beforehand.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Jager straight needs to be sub zero temperature, otherwise it tastes like ass. or so I've heard.
:eek: you are a very naughty boy ... how many times were we asked not to do that ?
Sounds like you guys had a blast while we were gone ... slightly too much fun seen as you all had to go before we got back
Ooohhhh time to watch Muse at Wembley ...
The naughtiest thing I did was eat a kebab with chilli sauce!!
I think you might have. though, if/when you use it, you'll have to act out something with it. you know, for effect.
like, "I'm not drunk, I'm thoughtful *sigh*" (which is what I'd probably do.)
or act all angry and offended and THEN say it. (which urbanhippie mastered very nicely.
wow.. that is quite bad actually.
I can't believe that there are already variations on this...
The irony is, considering I can't remember saying it, I clearly WAS very, very drunk and probably wouldn't have been capable of complex thought if I'd tried.
oh the variations came along literally within minutes from when you said it.
I remember falling about laughing because the first time you said it we slowly raised our eyes to the sky with our fingers to our chins in unison.. it was beautiful.
I also remember falling about laughing when I paused from kissing Sarah and said, 'You realise we're making out to Thong Song? That just isn't right.' 'Not just urban, she liked the park, cus she was livin la vida loca!'
But seriously, the only complex thought we were capable of was 'Jager or JagerBOMB?'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I remember laughing to the male participants of the evening a lot.
every time Simon asked if I wanted a Jagerbomb I said no. and everytime I ended up having one anyway.
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
lol.
we either have no willpower whatsoever. or we were tricked into drinking them.
hmm. I'm gonna go with being tricked into it.
ooh!! or we HAD TO drink them because we hate to see anything go to waste and/or because we didn't want others to drink them so they wouldn't get tooooo drunk and end up feeling sick.
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
I have my bright moments.
And I hate Red Bull....
But I fucking LOVE Jagerbombs....
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
Tbh Jamie, I'm a bit disappointed. OK fair enough you got fucked and don't remember a thing. But I thought you might remember all the hugs. :(
Edit: I think 'fucked' was probably the wrong choice of word there. *shrug*
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Really? So you actually were converted? You were telling me you hated Jager. (By the way the more I write that word the more I think of the Rolling Stones).
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Someone may correct me if i am wrong, but i think i converted simon the Jager bombs in norway last year! good to see he is converting people right left and center!
wish i could have been there, but i am stuck on the other side of the world!
I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
Well, it was good value for money, I mean, just £4 and I can actually still taste it. That's value for money!!:)
It was fun trying to drag simon away from him... and SOOOOOOOOO much fun getting back to the hotel. Then he decided he wanted a pizza so we ordered a pizza but he wanted to sleep then so I got the whole pizza to myself
Was great seeing you all again and great meeting all the newbies, had a brilliant weekend
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
I always said no. and look at what happened! so I think it doesn't really matter what you say anyhoo..
but like urbanhippie, I hate Jager, I never drink any energy drinks (well, only in emergencies, cause they don't taste good) but Jagerbombs.. they were quite nice.
ahhhh the HUGS! very MANNNly love you shared there guys.
but, he can't remember them?!?!?!?! that's shocking! :eek:
but you still had a few didn't you?
Lol, yeh I had a few in the beginning but in the second pub I was telling them no... still had a couple but I think they took my request seriously maybe twice.
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
well hee hee hee Helen.
yeah well, I guess you had enough to drink without the Jagerbombs anyway.
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you