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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    DonJon wrote:
    4. Coz they sucked at BiG Day Out when I saw them about 8 years ago.

    I was there at that Big Day Out! Leigh and I listened to one song from the very back and then went to eat some food. CRAP!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top Ten Reasons Fred Durst Should Be Shot

    1. He butchered Behind Blue Eyes
    2. http://www.meshsf.com/blogs/fred2.jpg - What a dildo.
    3. He is on the same level with Scott Stapp & Chad Kroeger.
    4. Coz they sucked at BiG Day Out when I saw them about 8 years ago.
    5. Because what the fuck is a BIZKIT?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Top Ten Reasons Fred Durst Should Be Shot

    1. He butchered Behind Blue Eyes
    2. http://www.meshsf.com/blogs/fred2.jpg - What a dildo.
    3. He is on the same level with Scott Stapp & Chad Kroeger.
    4. Coz they sucked at BiG Day Out when I saw them about 8 years ago.
    5. Because what the fuck is a BIZKIT?
    6. For making a joke of Wes Borland
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top Ten Reasons Fred Durst Should Be Shot

    1. He butchered Behind Blue Eyes
    2. http://www.meshsf.com/blogs/fred2.jpg - What a dildo.
    3. He is on the same level with Scott Stapp & Chad Kroeger.
    4. Coz they sucked at BiG Day Out when I saw them about 8 years ago.
    5. Because what the fuck is a BIZKIT?
    6. For making a joke of Wes Borland\
    7. Because his Bizkit has been Limp for quite a while....
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top Ten Reasons Fred Durst Should Be Shot

    1. He butchered Behind Blue Eyes
    2. http://www.meshsf.com/blogs/fred2.jpg - What a dildo.
    3. He is on the same level with Scott Stapp & Chad Kroeger.
    4. Coz they sucked at BiG Day Out when I saw them about 8 years ago.
    5. Because what the fuck is a BIZKIT?
    6. For making a joke of Wes Borland\
    7. Because his Bizkit has been Limp for quite a while....
    8. Because he's all about the he said she said bullshit
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top Ten Reasons Fred Durst Should Be Shot

    1. He butchered Behind Blue Eyes
    2. http://www.meshsf.com/blogs/fred2.jpg - What a dildo.
    3. He is on the same level with Scott Stapp & Chad Kroeger.
    4. Coz they sucked at BiG Day Out when I saw them about 8 years ago.
    5. Because what the fuck is a BIZKIT?
    6. For making a joke of Wes Borland\
    7. Because his Bizkit has been Limp for quite a while....
    8. Because he's all about the he said she said bullshit
    9. He's a counter-FIET
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top Ten Reasons Fred Durst Should Be Shot

    1. He butchered Behind Blue Eyes
    2. http://www.meshsf.com/blogs/fred2.jpg - What a dildo.
    3. He is on the same level with Scott Stapp & Chad Kroeger.
    4. Coz they sucked at BiG Day Out when I saw them about 8 years ago.
    5. Because what the fuck is a BIZKIT?
    6. For making a joke of Wes Borland\
    7. Because his Bizkit has been Limp for quite a while....
    8. Because he's all about the he said she said bullshit
    9. He's a counter-FIET
    10. Because he "did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on), so you can take that cookie and stick it up your (yeah)" - pathetic!

    And no, I didn't know those lyrics....I had to look them up! That guy must really love his biscuits! :confused:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    wah
  • Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    we're all going to the same place...
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    wah
  • FifthelementFifthelement Posts: 6,961
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    5. In the curtain rods
    "What the CANUCK happened?!? - Esquimalt Barber Shop
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    5. In the curtain rods
    6. In the light fitting
    wah
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one


    fishy almost got his hands on an ITW vinyl.

    songs = shithouse
    artwork = epic


    i still might keep trying to get one.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    5. In the curtain rods
    6. In the light fitting
    7. In the very back top corner of their clothes closet so they have to wash every single stinky item of clothing they own

    No 3 is a good one!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    5. In the curtain rods
    6. In the light fitting
    7. In the very back top corner of their clothes closet so they have to wash every single stinky item of clothing they own
    8. In the heating register
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    5. In the curtain rods
    6. In the light fitting
    7. In the very back top corner of their clothes closet so they have to wash every single stinky item of clothing they own
    8. In the heating register
    9. Under the rotting corpse
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  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top ten places to hide rotting prawn shells in an enemy's house

    1. Under the bladder of their water bed
    2. In their ITW vinyl, unless it's fishy 'cos he won't have one
    3. Behind the fridge (they'll keep cleaning it out, but the smell won't go away)
    4. In the back pocket of their best pair of stubbys
    5. In the curtain rods
    6. In the light fitting
    7. In the very back top corner of their clothes closet so they have to wash every single stinky item of clothing they own
    8. In the heating register
    9. Under the rotting corpse
    10. In his wife's :eek: after you bang her
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office :mad:

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
  • Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.

    "But... there is an M and an E.... I think you'll find it's lacking U"
  • Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    4. Tell her she has one hour to clean out her desk or Suns Rival will come dump a bucket of poop on her head. Little does she know that even if she does it in less than an hour, Suns will STILL dump the poop on her ;)
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    4. Tell her she has one hour to clean out her desk or Suns Rival will come dump a bucket of poop on her head. Little does she know that even if she does it in less than an hour, Suns will STILL dump the poop on her ;)
    5. Hey you (while pointing) -- time to FUCK OFF and don't bother coming back! :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    4. Tell her she has one hour to clean out her desk or Suns Rival will come dump a bucket of poop on her head. Little does she know that even if she does it in less than an hour, Suns will STILL dump the poop on her ;)
    5. Hey you (while pointing) -- time to FUCK OFF and don't bother coming back! :D
    6. You're FIRED
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top 10 when ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    4. Tell her she has one hour to clean out her desk or Suns Rival will come dump a bucket of poop on her head. Little does she know that even if she does it in less than an hour, Suns will STILL dump the poop on her
    5. Hey you (while pointing) -- time to FUCK OFF and don't bother coming back!
    6. You're FIRED
    7. Send out a nasty email to all the partners from her email addy saying "Offering free rim jobs in the dunnies for a promotion"
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • E.KE.K Posts: 7,713
    Top 10 ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    4. Tell her she has one hour to clean out her desk or Suns Rival will come dump a bucket of poop on her head. Little does she know that even if she does it in less than an hour, Suns will STILL dump the poop on her
    5. Hey you (while pointing) -- time to FUCK OFF and don't bother coming back!
    6. You're FIRED
    7. Send out a nasty email to all the partners from her email addy saying "Offering free rim jobs in the dunnies for a promotion"
    8. Sneak onto her computer while she's at lunch, go to porn sites and download the filthiest pics and videos you can find then have a video playing while there are important visitors in the reception area
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014

  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top 10 ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    1. Say to her, "Take one step forward if you work here. WHOA not so fast there, hunny!"
    2. There is no "I" in team. There is no "U" either. Security will be around shortly to escort you out.
    3. Buy them a one way plane ticket to Antarctica
    4. Tell her she has one hour to clean out her desk or Suns Rival will come dump a bucket of poop on her head. Little does she know that even if she does it in less than an hour, Suns will STILL dump the poop on her
    5. Hey you (while pointing) -- time to FUCK OFF and don't bother coming back!
    6. You're FIRED
    7. Send out a nasty email to all the partners from her email addy saying "Offering free rim jobs in the dunnies for a promotion"
    8. Sneak onto her computer while she's at lunch, go to porn sites and download the filthiest pics and videos you can find then have a video playing while there are important visitors in the reception area
    9. Make your kids fire them, no one can be mad at those cute little bastards
    wah
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Top 10 ways to fire an incompetent receptionist who is screwing things up for the office

    9. Make your kids fire them, no one can be mad at those cute little bastards

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/threefish10/Baby%20Zara/DSC01641-1.jpg
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471

    fuckin a fishy, fire me now!! hahaa

    ahhh just wanna squish her :o
    wah
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