What shoud I do in the dam?

dunkman

Binaural wrote:

and if you're checkin a coffee shop then Abraxas is brilliant.

thats a quality gag my friend...

coffee shop on a stag do....

just killer material that!!!!

Binaural

dunkman wrote:

thats a quality gag my friend...

coffee shop on a stag do....

just killer material that!!!!

Thats how to start the days fun, coffee and a joint, I assumed it bridged the generation gap, but I guess you old folks can be quite traditional and fickle (thats right I used the word fickle, its on a comeback ).
I suppose a glass of port and some Werther's original would be just as good

Irish Al

Binaural wrote:

Thats how to start the days fun, coffee and a joint, I assumed it bridged the generation gap, but I guess you old folks can be quite traditional and fickle (thats right I used the word fickle, its on a comeback ).
I suppose a glass of port and some Werther's original would be just as good

Good burn He is extremely old tho....he's still reading your post and trying to understand your accent

Jennytree

Binaural wrote:

Thats how to start the days fun, coffee and a joint, I assumed it bridged the generation gap, but I guess you old folks can be quite traditional and fickle (thats right I used the word fickle, its on a comeback ).
I suppose a glass of port and some Werther's original would be just as good

teeheehee *high five*

And I still have to make it to that bloody dungeon too...

dunkman

Binaural wrote:

Thats how to start the days fun, coffee and a joint, I assumed it bridged the generation gap, but I guess you old folks can be quite traditional and fickle (thats right I used the word fickle, its on a comeback ).
I suppose a glass of port and some Werther's original would be just as good

you actually start days on a stag-do???

us oldies just continue as though it was one long night.... coffee and a joint? i fail to see what was wrong with my itinerary of "beer plus watching hot blonde women being fucked on a stage"

you stick to your mochalattefrappacino and a small joint thats been rolled by a scabbie junkie (why go all the way to Amsterdam to smoke a joint when you can do that in your house at any time.. do people think its dangerous and cool to do it in a cafe?...) meanwhile i'll be snorting speedballs off a hookers tits.


burn my fucking arse

Binaural

Aye to say you are running late is a bit of an understatement!:p

Irish Al

Binaural wrote:

Aye to say you are running late is a bit of an understatement!:p

Double Burn :D:D

harmless_little_f***

dunkman wrote:

you actually start days on a stag-do???

us oldies just continue as though it was one long night.... coffee and a joint? i fail to see what was wrong with my itinerary of "beer plus watching hot blonde women being fucked on a stage"

you stick to your mochalattefrappacino and a small joint thats been rolled by a scabbie junkie (why go all the way to Amsterdam to smoke a joint when you can do that in your house at any time.. do people think its dangerous and cool to do it in a cafe?...) meanwhile i'll be snorting speedballs off a hookers tits.


burn my fucking arse

He forgot to mention that his spliff and coffee is going to be even cooler because at the same time he'll be reading Jack Kerouac.

No? Any cooler? ....

Binaural

dunkman wrote:

us oldies just continue as though it was one long night.... coffee and a joint? i fail to see what was wrong with my itinerary of "beer plus watching hot blonde women being fucked on a stage"

Problem with starting your day like that is I just don't see the AM lineup being their 'A Squad'

dunkman wrote:

you stick to your mochalattefrappacino and a small joint thats been rolled by a scabbie junkie (why go all the way to Amsterdam to smoke a joint when you can do that in your house at any time.. do people think its dangerous and cool to do it in a cafe?...) meanwhile i'll be snorting speedballs off a hookers tits.


burn my fucking arse

Yeah but thing is those speedballs will leave you pumping euro after euro into the slot in the nudy booth cause its left unable to rise to the occassion and if youre that messed up chances are you won't be able to tell whether 'she's' just got a wierd throat infection or an adams apple

dunkman

Irish Al wrote:

Double Burn :D:D

are you a fucking arsonist these days.


i've had harsher burns from from an ant carrying a small match

harmless_little_f***

dunkman wrote:

are you a fucking arsonist these days.


i've had harsher burns from from an ant carrying a small match

You should try the ants who carry large matches. Those fuckers will burn your arm off, but not before they've tried lunging for your knob.

dunkman

Binaural wrote:

Problem with starting your day like that is I just don't see the AM lineup being their 'A Squad'


Yeah but thing is those speedballs will leave you pumping euro after euro into the slot in the nudy booth cause its left unable to rise to the occassion and if youre that messed up chances are you won't be able to tell whether 'she's' just got a wierd throat infection or an adams apple

you've just described my perfect night out

i just think sitting in a cafe having a joint just cos its legal is like doing it for the sake of doing it...

now watching a Namibian stripper shove a cod up her muff isnt an every day occurence..

stag do's have a series of laws attached

1. watch strippers
2. get pissed
3. do something to the stag


i cant see anywhere it says "have a nice wee cup of Kenco to start the day, and while your at it have a nice bowl of Alpen, to soak up the 1 half shandy you're having later... p.s. remember and bring slippers"

and i got called old? :rolleyes:

Binaural

dunkman wrote:

you've just described my perfect night out

i just think sitting in a cafe having a joint just cos its legal is like doing it for the sake of doing it...

now watching a Namibian stripper shove a cod up her muff isnt an every day occurence..

stag do's have a series of laws attached

1. watch strippers
2. get pissed
3. do something to the stag


i cant see anywhere it says "have a nice wee cup of Kenco to start the day, and while your at it have a nice bowl of Alpen, to soak up the 1 half shandy you're having later... p.s. remember and bring slippers"

and i got called old? :rolleyes:

Dunk, Tijuana sounds like your slice of heaven
I didn't do just cause its legal, I did it in the coffee shop simply because I did have to be in a locked room hiding from the police to do it, its just as sociable as drinking.
You forgot the most important law: What happens on tour stays on tour. Once thats in force, the three you mentioned take on a more twisted meaning
Plus I'm not sure I could handle goin a a Scottish stag do, last year I read about the guy in Glasgow getting tied naked to a lampost where he was left then found raped, drinking I can handle, bud sodomy? You can keep that one.....

harmless_little_f***

dunkman wrote:

do something to the stag

Binaural wrote:

sodomy? You can keep that one.....

That's what he does to the stag.

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

you've just described my perfect night out

i just think sitting in a cafe having a joint just cos its legal is like doing it for the sake of doing it...

its' amazing what silly stuff you do for the novelty cos it's legal. Chain smoke in pubs in countries with no smoking ban... drink a load of cans on the street in Copenhagen cos street drinking is legal it's so much more fun to do something that's normally illegal but is legal.

Al be careful... anyone wants to tie you up, don't let them :eek:

dunkman

Binaural wrote:

You forgot the most important law: What happens on tour stays on tour. Once thats in force, the three you mentioned take on a more twisted meaning
Plus I'm not sure I could handle goin a a Scottish stag do, last year I read about the guy in Glasgow getting tied naked to a lampost where he was left then found raped, drinking I can handle, bud sodomy? You can keep that one.....

yep that is the unspoken law

Glasgow is full of uncouths and fuckheads though... in Edinburgh they would have given the guy a foot massage and a lobster cooked to perfection.

Irish Al

Heineken Helen wrote:

its' amazing what silly stuff you do for the novelty cos it's legal. Chain smoke in pubs in countries with no smoking ban... drink a load of cans on the street in Copenhagen cos street drinking is legal it's so much more fun to do something that's normally illegal but is legal.

Al be careful... anyone wants to tie you up, don't let them :eek:

HELP

Jennytree

Heineken Helen wrote:

its' amazing what silly stuff you do for the novelty cos it's legal. Chain smoke in pubs in countries with no smoking ban... drink a load of cans on the street in Copenhagen cos street drinking is legal it's so much more fun to do something that's normally illegal but is legal.

Al be careful... anyone wants to tie you up, don't let them :eek:

I still smoke outside when I'm in non-smoking ban countries... force of habit and it gives me some "fresh" air from all the "smokey" air indoors!

And Al.. if someone wants to tie you up, just make sure her boobies are real first

Irish Al

Jennytree wrote:

I still smoke outside when I'm in non-smoking ban countries... force of habit and it gives me some "fresh" air from all the "smokey" air indoors!

And Al.. if someone wants to tie you up, just make sure her boobies are real first

.....and she doesn't have an adams apple

Thanks for the advice

Linda

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