cos i don't actually have a badger at the concert that'd just be silly
i am merely shouting " i play tennis with badgers" so i can hear myself on the boot.. if i took a badger in and tied it to a firework all i'd hear was "wwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... ouch"
followed by sirens
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Hey all,
Getting ready for my first intercontinental PJ trip and booked the London show through the PJ travel group since tickets sold out in the same amount of time it got for the site to work properly.
Anyway I've heard nice things about this Cumberland Hotel we're booked at. Any locals want to give me some ideas on how to spend the rest of our trip? I've gotten a few travel books etc but figured the locals would be good to ask. Would rather not do all tourist type stuff.
We're there for four days.
Looking forward to it!
Dave
And no, I didn't read the other 50 pages of comments so sorry if this is a repeat
I'm worried that I'm one of the people ON here...!
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
cos i don't actually have a badger at the concert that'd just be silly
i am merely shouting " i play tennis with badgers" so i can hear myself on the boot.. if i took a badger in and tied it to a firework all i'd hear was "wwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... ouch"
followed by sirens
Didn't someone suggest making badgers for the London concert ?
I have it on good authority (mine) that smuggling badgers is illegal. And they carry bubonic plague so attaching one to a firework and exploding it above a crowd could have disastrous consequences - especially as a large number of the people affected would then be travelling all over Europe following PJ, thus spreading the disease all over the place.
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
Hey all,
Getting ready for my first intercontinental PJ trip and booked the London show through the PJ travel group since tickets sold out in the same amount of time it got for the site to work properly.
Anyway I've heard nice things about this Cumberland Hotel we're booked at. Any locals want to give me some ideas on how to spend the rest of our trip? I've gotten a few travel books etc but figured the locals would be good to ask. Would rather not do all tourist type stuff.
We're there for four days.
Looking forward to it!
Dave
And no, I didn't read the other 50 pages of comments so sorry if this is a repeat
Welcome on board Dave! Anything you're wondering about just fire away
Hey all,
Getting ready for my first intercontinental PJ trip and booked the London show through the PJ travel group since tickets sold out in the same amount of time it got for the site to work properly.
Anyway I've heard nice things about this Cumberland Hotel we're booked at. Any locals want to give me some ideas on how to spend the rest of our trip? I've gotten a few travel books etc but figured the locals would be good to ask. Would rather not do all tourist type stuff.
We're there for four days.
Looking forward to it!
Dave
And no, I didn't read the other 50 pages of comments so sorry if this is a repeat
Well, apparently there's going to be a party/piss-up the day before the concert so you have to come to that - a little sanity might come in handy...
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
Didn't someone suggest making badgers for the London concert ?
I have it on good authority (mine) that smuggling badgers is illegal. And they carry bubonic plague so attaching one to a firework and exploding it above a crowd could have disastrous consequences - especially as a large number of the people affected would then be travelling all over Europe following PJ, thus spreading the disease all over the place.
Badgers have The Lurgy....
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Katowice 06/07 London 06/07 Dusseldorf 06/07 Nijgemen 06/07
You mean it takes you half an hour to drink 3 pints...?
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
You mean it takes you half an hour to drink 3 pints...?
Nah, half an hour would give me the opportunity to not only casually drink three or four pints, but neck a litre of Absolut, quaff a glass or six of Valpolicella and gobble a packet of Viagra on top of it all for good measure. Soho: here I come..
Nah, half an hour would give me the opportunity to not only casually drink three or four pints, but neck a litre of Absolut, quaff a glass or six of Valpolicella and gobble a packet of Viagra on top of it all for good measure. Soho: here I come..
Pah! That's nothing. Why, in 30 minutes I could drink all that AND then pass my driving test. Blindfolded. And still have time to get down to Soho to catch some crabs.
Actually, I'll be the one drinking shandies...
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
Oh in that case, fuck the rampage, you bring the lemonade, I'll bring some cheap lager and I'll leave it up to Dunk to bring some Simply Red to blast out at dawn
Oh in that case, fuck the rampage, you bring the lemonade, I'll bring some cheap lager and I'll leave it up to Dunk to bring some Simply Red to blast out at dawn
Party on, dude!
Though I might not make it through to the Simply Red finale, I plan on being back home and tucked up in bed by 11pm - after putting all the details of the evening out in this thread, of course...
And talking of which it's past my bedtime, I'm off for a cup of cocoa.
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
I realise, as I listen to my PJ playlist on iTunes (how I hate you, WMP, for breaking...), that I would rather like them to play Sleight of Hand, as it is epic, and I have not heard it live outside of boots.
Too many cowboys, not enough indians, so just go ape shit!
I may be boring but at least I'm not Jack fucking Johnson.
TV is such shit; let's go outside and ride bicycles, right now!
Madrid 07/09/06 - Little mofo'ing Wing!!!
Wembley 06/18/07 - Speechless
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Well I wanna actually EAT something during this mammoth three weeks so I'm planning ahead:D
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cos i don't actually have a badger at the concert
i am merely shouting " i play tennis with badgers" so i can hear myself on the boot.. if i took a badger in and tied it to a firework all i'd hear was "wwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... ouch"
followed by sirens
Meh I found a spare USB stick
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3 weeks? Dude...we have longer than 3 weeks till london!
2007 ░▒▓ London, Dusseldorf, Copenhagen, Nijmegen
2009 ░▒▓ Manchester, London
2010 ░▒▓ Hyde Park
*§* Music is all the juice i'll need *§*
I KNEW I forgot something.
You would definitely hear that on the boot! And we'd all know it was YOUR badger we could hear!
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06
London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
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:rolleyes: Good man!
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06
London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
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Katowice 06/07 London 06/07 Dusseldorf 06/07 Nijgemen 06/07
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
God, im gonna have a tough time during the tour!!!
2007 ░▒▓ London, Dusseldorf, Copenhagen, Nijmegen
2009 ░▒▓ Manchester, London
2010 ░▒▓ Hyde Park
*§* Music is all the juice i'll need *§*
Then my work here is done!
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06
London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
*through gritted teeth*
Yes, thanks for that. You can go now.
2007 ░▒▓ London, Dusseldorf, Copenhagen, Nijmegen
2009 ░▒▓ Manchester, London
2010 ░▒▓ Hyde Park
*§* Music is all the juice i'll need *§*
No such luck!
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06
London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
yup, more like scared shitless I'd say
Antwerp (!) 06
Paris 06
Verona 06
Prague 06
Wembley 07
Duesseldorf 07
Nijmegen 07
Werchter (!) 07
It's ok Em, it's OK.
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Dublin 08/06
Katowice 06/07 London 06/07 Dusseldorf 06/07 Nijgemen 06/07
Getting ready for my first intercontinental PJ trip and booked the London show through the PJ travel group since tickets sold out in the same amount of time it got for the site to work properly.
Anyway I've heard nice things about this Cumberland Hotel we're booked at. Any locals want to give me some ideas on how to spend the rest of our trip? I've gotten a few travel books etc but figured the locals would be good to ask. Would rather not do all tourist type stuff.
We're there for four days.
Looking forward to it!
Dave
And no, I didn't read the other 50 pages of comments so sorry if this is a repeat
http://www.fightingthesuburbs.com
I'm worried that I'm one of the people ON here...!
Didn't someone suggest making badgers for the London concert ?
I have it on good authority (mine) that smuggling badgers is illegal. And they carry bubonic plague so attaching one to a firework and exploding it above a crowd could have disastrous consequences - especially as a large number of the people affected would then be travelling all over Europe following PJ, thus spreading the disease all over the place.
Well, apparently there's going to be a party/piss-up the day before the concert so you have to come to that - a little sanity might come in handy...
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Dublin 08/06
Katowice 06/07 London 06/07 Dusseldorf 06/07 Nijgemen 06/07
You mean it takes you half an hour to drink 3 pints...?
Pah! That's nothing. Why, in 30 minutes I could drink all that AND then pass my driving test. Blindfolded. And still have time to get down to Soho to catch some crabs.
Actually, I'll be the one drinking shandies...
Party on, dude!
Though I might not make it through to the Simply Red finale, I plan on being back home and tucked up in bed by 11pm - after putting all the details of the evening out in this thread, of course...
And talking of which it's past my bedtime, I'm off for a cup of cocoa.
I may be boring but at least I'm not Jack fucking Johnson.
TV is such shit; let's go outside and ride bicycles, right now!
Madrid 07/09/06 - Little mofo'ing Wing!!!
Wembley 06/18/07 - Speechless
www.last.fm/user/StNick_
I realise, as I listen to my PJ playlist on iTunes (how I hate you, WMP, for breaking...), that I would rather like them to play Sleight of Hand, as it is epic, and I have not heard it live outside of boots.
I may be boring but at least I'm not Jack fucking Johnson.
TV is such shit; let's go outside and ride bicycles, right now!
Madrid 07/09/06 - Little mofo'ing Wing!!!
Wembley 06/18/07 - Speechless
www.last.fm/user/StNick_