Sibling Rivaling Stories

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  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,224
    It's hilarious reading these stories :D

    I have a sister who is 5 years older than me, but we never really fought or did anything that mean/cruel to each other.

    I don't remember doing this because I was about 3 or 4, but one time I found a pencil and drew all over her wall, inadvertently getting her in trouble. When it was found out that I was the culprit, I admitted to drawing it and said that I wanted to "make a pretty picture for her".

    Only other incident I can remember was when I was about 6 years old. She was working on some note cards for school. Well, when I came inside, I accidentally knocked over the whole stack that was in order and she got angry and stomped back to her room. I followed her because I was going to apologize and offer to help put them back. She got to her room and slammed my hand in the door because she just slammed the door without looking back and knowing how close I was. That cut my right ring finger around the knuckle and jammed the hell out of that finger. She felt bad for doing that though as she didn't mean to hurt me.

    That's all I can remember and those are pretty tame compared to everyone else's, mostly because they weren't meant to do harm....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Let's see. Some of the things my wonderful older sister did to me:

    -Told me to urinate in the front yard just as my dad was pulling into the drive.
    -While playing Blindfolded hide and seek she didn't mention to me that I was approaching the stairs and down I went.
    -She pushed me into the corner of her dresser for being in her room which gave me a black eye.

    In return I:

    -Tried to mow her down with my bike.
    -Picked up my big wheel and swung it at her repeatedly.
    -Ridicule her for cherishing a stuffed animal far too late into life.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    Saturnal wrote:
    Now that I think about it, almost every kid I knew who had an older sister was a little jerk haha. My neighbor was just like that, but I had to hang out with him cuz he was just around all the time.

    It's very strange because my little brother was always SUCH a little obnoxious hammy jerk and he was kinda weird to boot. He turned out COMPLETELY NORMAL. He's actually pretty quiet, a very nice guy, smart, and talented. He is like the polar opposite of himself as a child.
  • Stone Is God
    Stone Is God Posts: 1,331
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    These stories are hilarious. :)

    Oddly enough, this thread makes me wish I'd had siblings closer to my own age. I have a sister and a brother who are 15 and 17 yrs older respectively. I am close to my sister, and she always made a point of being a big part of my life. Growing up, though, she was more like an aunt at times and more like a mom at other times. I feel like I missed out on "siblings", in a way.


    You wish it until you get your ass kicked by your sibling with a whiffle ball bat or you have a little mishap like Mookie9999's 'accident' with the stairs.

    My sister and I get along much better now that we live 800+ miles away from each other.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.

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