Sibling Rivaling Stories

acoustic guy

Wow, that title is hard to say huh?

My last thread on Me going to hell gave me the idea b/c I am sure there are some great stories for you all to share.
Here is one more of mine.
On time when we were kids my mom and I went to McDonalds before we picked up my sister. Well on the way to pick her up I took her burger and ate around the perimeter of it and put it back into the bag. hahahaha.

When Wigwam socks were popular in the 80's I would steal my sisters and she would beat the crap out of me and kick my ass. Ah good times.

lalalalaaaaaaaa

Ok, check this shit..

My sister, god love her, but one day she decided for no apparent reason to throw my Millennium Falcon at the big boulder out in our front yard.....anyone who grew up with Star Wars toys would understand how tragic this is...my most prized possession at the time, smashed to little bits.

When I discovered this, I put a whole pack of gum in my mouth, chewed for a spell, then wrapped her head and face in it.

And of course, what happens when Dad finds out? *I* get the shoe to the ass, not her. Son of a bitch, man.

LONGRD

My quote from the other thread.

LongRd. wrote:

I broke my little sister's tooth once after trying the Stone Cold Stunner.
:(

acoustic guy

Saturnal wrote:

Ok, check this shit..

My sister, god love her, but one day she decided for no apparent reason to throw my Millennium Falcon at the big boulder out in our front yard.....anyone who grew up with Star Wars toys would understand how tragic this is...my most prized possession at the time, smashed to little bits.

When I discovered this, I put a whole pack of gum in my mouth, chewed for a spell, then wrapped her head and face in it.

And of course, what happens when Dad finds out? *I* get the shoe to the ass, not her. Son of a bitch, man.

hahahahahaha!
Did it get in her hair?

Once my family was out somewhere and my sister wanted to save her gum before we ate dinner. My super smart dad told her to put it behind her ear.......uh yea.....she woke up the next morning with it encrusted in her hair!
I laughed my ass off as my mom had to cut it out.

lalalalaaaaaaaa

acoustic guy wrote:

hahahahahaha!
Did it get in her hair?

Once my family was out somewhere and my sister wanted to save her gum before we ate dinner. My super smart dad told her to put it behind her ear.......uh yea.....she woke up the next morning with it encrusted in her hair!
I laughed my ass off as my mom had to cut it out.

lol yep, they had to cut some of it out...she looked like a dope for a month

Stone Is God

Saturnal wrote:

Ok, check this shit..

My sister, god love her, but one day she decided for no apparent reason to throw my Millennium Falcon at the big boulder out in our front yard.....anyone who grew up with Star Wars toys would understand how tragic this is...my most prized possession at the time, smashed to little bits.

When I discovered this, I put a whole pack of gum in my mouth, chewed for a spell, then wrapped her head and face in it.

And of course, what happens when Dad finds out? *I* get the shoe to the ass, not her. Son of a bitch, man.

That would be tragic. I would've done the exact same thing and gladly taken the beating.

iamsampj

my sister and i never really fought until we got into high school...then it was on!! i used to drag my sister out of the house by her ponytail, then lock the door and not let her in. i'd also sit and stand on her chest when she pissed me off. that was probably the craziest fighting that we had...i'm an awful big sister.

Stone Is God

My friend and I were playing whiffle ball out in the yard and my older sister wanted to take turn at bat. I basically told her to fuck off. The next thing I knew I was on the ground getting the snot knocked out of me with said whiffle ball bat.

Fast forward about 6 years and one morning I was cooking eggs and refused to cook her some (I was a great little brother). I came down the stairs to the dining room (elivated kitchen) and she knocked the plate out of my hand and then turned tail to run. She made it half way up before I grabed her shirt and tossed her into the dining room table, smashing it. It was like the WWE.

Needless to say, I went to the hole for that one for a while.

Lesbelges

When I was 2, I had a little broom I played with (I'm a guy). Why? I don't know...
Anyway, my brother was a few months old and sitting in my mom's lap, I approach innocently and WHACK hit my brother straight on the head with my broom. My dad then came and broke the broom on his knee out of anger to which I said "now we have to buy a new one!"

I rocked when I was 2 :P

And that's how it all started.....

Some other things that happened:
My bro threw a toy car and I lost a few baby teeth
My bro locked me into a bathroom for hours till my parents came back home


There are a ton more, but I don't want to monopolize the thread :P

ardy

i was 7 years old or so, eating lunch at the kitchen table, minding my own business (i was 7...and eating...how much trouble was i?) my 10 year old brother, however, was making a pizza in the toaster oven, resting the metal spatula atop the hot oven, seeing how hot it would become. then, for no apparent reason, with said red hot spatula in hand, he puts it up against my leg, searing the skin into a spatula shaped burn mark, leaving me with a nice square scar to this day.

he should've been institutionalized for that. instead, during another lovely brother-sister fight, i had a bread knife, he grabbed the blade, and i ripped it out of his hand, leaving him with a nice deep cut across his palm requiring 20some stitches, and an awesome scar to this day.

touche'

meme

Meme's brother burps.
Meme: "mom, E. burped!"
Meme's mom, with a disgusted frown and disgusted look to me: "Meme!"

in_hiding79

I'm the youngest of six kids and my oldest sister is 48 and I'm 28. We have never seen eye to eye...it would be kind of hard...

but my other two sisters and I never fought and my three older brothers are like bodyguards...they are very protective and Shane is the worst one..he is the next up from me!

I never really fought with them as much as I should have...

LONGRD

in_hiding79 wrote:

I'm the youngest of six kids and my oldest sister is 48 and I'm 28. We have never seen eye to eye...it would be kind of hard...

but my other two sisters and I never fought and my three older brothers are like bodyguards...they are very protective and Shane is the worst one..he is the next up from me!

I never really fought with them as much as I should have...

:eek: you serious? that a 20-year gap. Is she like a half-sister or something?

I have a half-brother who's 11 years younger.

in_hiding79

LongRd. wrote:

:eek: you serious? that a 20-year gap. Is she like a half-sister or something?

I have a half-brother who's 11 years younger.

Nope all of us are from the same mom and dad, my older brother is 31, I was what you might call a ......surprise!!!

A big ol' gap and that is why we don't see eye to eye...I grew up with her kids. I love her though, I guess it would be hard!! My Parent's have been married 50 years!!

patrickredeyes

I have two older sisters. One I'm close with the other I'm not really.

GraySaturday

I still remember this like it was yesterday...

My brother and I are almost 8 years apart, me being older. When he was a baby, he'd go to reach for a toy, and I'd snatch it from him. My mom would be like, "Sarah!!!!! He's a baby! Thats a baby toy!!!!" and my response was, "He needs to learn to share, he can't have everything he wants, he'll figure it out soon enough"

talk about cruel!

LONGRD

in_hiding79 wrote:

Nope all of us are from the same mom and dad, my older brother is 31, I was what you might call a ......surprise!!!

A big ol' gap and that is why we don't see eye to eye...I grew up with her kids. I love her though, I guess it would be hard!! My Parent's have been married 50 years!!

I'm just surprise by that, usually it's common to see a big age-gap with siblings in our cultures and countries, but rare in the U.S.

Both my brother and sister are technically half siblings but we grew up together with our mom, so I rarely use the term "half" eventually we have different fathers.

PJPixie

It's so funny to read all of these. My sister and I are 11 months apart (we are now 37 and 38) and we fought ALL THE TIME about ANYTHING. She stole my car, I wore her favorite shirt without asking, all the usual bullshit. It was ridiculous really. In fact, I'm sure my mom is insane this day because of it. Now, I have 2 little boys ages 8 and 12 and they fight so much I could seriously drop kick both of them off the balcony and not look back :mad:
As a parent, it's brutal and exhausting...........

LONGRD

PJPixie wrote:

It's so funny to read all of these. My sister and I are 11 months apart (we are now 37 and 38) and we fought ALL THE TIME about ANYTHING. She stole my car, I wore her favorite shirt without asking, all the usual bullshit. It was ridiculous really. In fact, I'm sure my mom is insane this day because of it. Now, I have 2 little boys ages 8 and 12 and they fight so much I could seriously drop kick both of them off the balcony and not look back :mad:
As a parent, it's brutal and exhausting...........

LMAO I think the last time I heard the word "drop kick" used outside of wrestling was probably when my friend's mother told me to drop kick their dog if he keeps barking at me.

justjoshingu

when i was like 10 my sister woke me up saying "Wake up Wake up, you are late for school, get ready quick" so i ran, got up showered etc. ... and it was 3 am.

when i was like 8 my sister took a giant pitcher of water. put it in the freezer long enough to get ice. broke up the ice and refroze a little more. (so cold water with ice crystals all in it. about 2 am while i was fast asleep she poured all of it over me. worst way to wake up ever. oh and then my bed was basically a pool of cold water. i dont think i've ever felt warmth again after that.

when i was like 4, my mom went to visit my sick aunt in california. after she got on the plane. my sister said she was leaving me cause i was a bad boy and she didnt love me anymore.. she said if i didnt believe her to go ask my dad. so i did. he said she was telling the truth. (parents were divorced at the time) they also made sure i didnt get to talk to her on the phone for like the week she was gone. they then said to ask my grandma if i didnt believe them. my grandma (my mom's mom at that) said that it was true.
to this day they still laugh about it.

there are lots more i'm sure. strangly enough my sister and i are very close.

MattCameronKicksButt

My broher could be such a bastard to me sometimes when I was a kid but he was also very good at times as well. He was the one that I'd always talk to when there was a problem. He's seven years older than me as well so when he left school, he had his friends to watch over me and make sure I didn't get bullied. (That's pretty cool when you're thirteen).
He used to let me hang out with his friends too. They'd make ramps for their skateboards and I'd go up and down on my rollerskates. The list goes on actually. We used to have such a great laugh... in keeping with the thread though, he did paint a green moustache on me once when I was asleep... and he used to put me in the fish pond... I'm going to punch him next time I see him! :mad:

*Edit* I remember another time when I threw one of my cuddly toys and he said he was going to ring the RSPCA, so I hid under the kitchen sink for HOURS. That taught him, he was so worried and mum gave him such a bollocking!

Chazz

My brother is 6 years older than me and when we were kids he used to pin me down and force feed me raw cheese (still hate it now)....ah memories

Heineken Helen

I love this thread.

Ah there's so much I couldn't even remember... I was the youngest, my brother the oldest and my sister the middle child. My sister was the most devious one... she used to get my brother to do all kindsa things! Once the two of them tied me to a chair and locked me in a cupboard :eek:

Heineken Helen

double post

Heineken Helen

triple post :rolleyes:

pjfan31

Oh don't get me started about my sis, Anything i can do, she will try and do better, even if she cant, she will try and try till she can do it.

But one day, my sister was just annoying me, one of those days where everything got on my nerves and we were fighting. We had just finshed dinner on the verandah and we had been fighting, and she locked me out. I went up to knock on the door/punch the door. Now we had unbreakable glass and i broke the fucker punching it. You wouldn't read about it. Mum cracked the shits, and I had to pay for and fix the window. When we were fixing it, I got a hammer to knock the rest of the glass out, and it wouldn't even crack. Scary to realise the power of someone when they are really fired up.

Moral of the story, don't mess with me

acoustic guy

Great stories.
My sister and my mom get soooo mad at me for always telling this story when we all get together. My mom and sis think I am nuts and that I wouold invent things in my head when I was a kid but I swear this happened!!!!

Once my parents were out to dinner and I was watching tv on the couch. My sister walks up to the tv with a video tape and says "Mom wants you to watch this." (I am laughing just thinking about this). So she puts the tape in and it was a porno!!!!! I was like 11 or 12 so I was embarrassed and said no no! So she took it out. LOL
My mom says that is completely insane and that I need mental help. hahaha
She also thinks that my sister probably wanted to watch it and needed a reason to put it on. Oh man my family is nuts.

Brain of J.Lo

These stories are hilarious.

Oddly enough, this thread makes me wish I'd had siblings closer to my own age. I have a sister and a brother who are 15 and 17 yrs older respectively. I am close to my sister, and she always made a point of being a big part of my life. Growing up, though, she was more like an aunt at times and more like a mom at other times. I feel like I missed out on "siblings", in a way.

MattCameronKicksButt

Brain of J.Lo wrote:

These stories are hilarious.

Oddly enough, this thread makes me wish I'd had siblings closer to my own age. I have a sister and a brother who are 15 and 17 yrs older respectively. I am close to my sister, and she always made a point of being a big part of my life. Growing up, though, she was more like an aunt at times and more like a mom at other times. I feel like I missed out on "siblings", in a way.

My brother was more like a dad to me at times as well. We still had a good laugh though but... 15/17 years!?!

Sian-of-the-dead

I have a twin bro and an older bro exactly 14 months older than me.

Growing up with them was ace but also quite brutal...

Once, my big bro pissed me off so I stabbed all his CD's with a drawing compass.

Another time, My twin bro set fire to the kitchen blind (don't ask) and I got blamed for it.

Then there was... the deadly nightshade incident, the 'Ex-lax' incident, the 'Babysham' incident, the game of 'cricket' that put two of us in A&E and the love of the TV programme Gladiators that resulted in my parents removing anything cotton bud shaped from the house....

Oh and the famous "My brothers have got Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles skateboards from Christmas, I can't have one cus i'm a girl so they can't have one either - proceeds to remove wheels" incident

And people think I'm bad now cuz I throw myself down hills on my bike!

Brain of J.Lo

MattCameronKicksButt wrote:

but... 15/17 years!?!

Yeah, it's safe to say I was an accident.

Don't get me wrong, I have a great time with my sister and sometimes with my brother... But I definitely missed having siblings that I could fight with as a little kid.