I know I know, we are all cool here. We eat, sleep and breath cool.
But, everyone has something about them that is funny. Its so funny even YOU laugh about it.
ADMIT IT!
Mine.....
I have a few songs from the Footloose Soundtrack on my I-pod.
Hahahahaha, beat that fuckers. LOL :D:D:D
i'm completely and utterly addicted to two soaps. i'm not saying which ones (as if THAT would make it dorkier...!).
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
Oh dear...dorky things about me. It'd probably be easier to list the cool things, since they are so far and few between.
Well instead of listing the nerdy stuff, I'll list the dorky stuff. Bear in mind I'm a straight male too and should be all manly or something
-I have loads of soft, plushy toys
-They all have names
-Some of them are big enough to wrestle with and I setup matches in my room
-God help you if you treat them badly. One of my 'cool' friends threw one across the bed and I yelled "TREAT HERBERT WITH RESPECT ASSHOLE"
-I made my own person-size black cat tail out of leather and cotton wool and sewed it to the back of my black cargos, I frequently wear my 'Catscratch Pants' around town. (I actually thought this was quite cool to be honest. Apparently not..)
-I listen to Savage Garden and alot of crappy pop music and talk about how touching it is.
-Sometimes I wear vertical stripes if I want to make myself seem taller or horizontal ones if I want to appear wider.
-I hug my laptop before leaving it for a period of time greater than 12 hours.
I do plenty of other weird things, but they don't fit into the 'dorky' category. Some of the things I do probably come across as dorky, but if they aren't listed then I think they're cool.
But that is balanced by the fact that I love the taste of vagina.
In the shadow of the light from a black sun
Frigid statue standing icy blue and numb
Where are the frost giants Ive begged for protection?
I'm freezing
Are you afraid, afraid to die
Don't be afraid, afraid to try
Oh dear...dorky things about me. It'd probably be easier to list the cool things, since they are so far and few between.
Well instead of listing the nerdy stuff, I'll list the dorky stuff. Bear in mind I'm a straight male too and should be all manly or something
-I have loads of soft, plushy toys
-They all have names
-Some of them are big enough to wrestle with and I setup matches in my room
-God help you if you treat them badly. One of my 'cool' friends threw one across the bed and I yelled "TREAT HERBERT WITH RESPECT ASSHOLE"
-I made my own person-size black cat tail out of leather and cotton wool and sewed it to the back of my black cargos, I frequently wear my 'Catscratch Pants' around town. (I actually thought this was quite cool to be honest. Apparently not..)
-I listen to Savage Garden and alot of crappy pop music and talk about how touching it is.
-Sometimes I wear vertical stripes if I want to make myself seem taller or horizontal ones if I want to appear wider.
-I hug my laptop before leaving it for a period of time greater than 12 hours.
I do plenty of other weird things, but they don't fit into the 'dorky' category. Some of the things I do probably come across as dorky, but if they aren't listed then I think they're cool.
I think you wanted to post in he STRANGE PERSON Thread.
Say with a deep voice...."It puts the lotion in the basket"
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
hmm... does falling over your own shadow or your own feet count? I do that alot...
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I hereby relinquish my reign as Lord of the Dorks. May your rule be long and prosperous.
I second that....
Hail Boom the Cat! Ruler of the Dorks!
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
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And I don't feel right when you're gone away
You should type a page a day
all da same to me....
OMG... Im running away to join the circus
maybe qualify for freak atl east
Fuck!
I like to always mention this because Meredith loves it.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
i'm completely and utterly addicted to two soaps. i'm not saying which ones (as if THAT would make it dorkier...!).
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
Oh just tell us which ones.
dosbox is like a blast from the past though
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Well instead of listing the nerdy stuff, I'll list the dorky stuff. Bear in mind I'm a straight male too and should be all manly or something
-I have loads of soft, plushy toys
-They all have names
-Some of them are big enough to wrestle with and I setup matches in my room
-God help you if you treat them badly. One of my 'cool' friends threw one across the bed and I yelled "TREAT HERBERT WITH RESPECT ASSHOLE"
-I made my own person-size black cat tail out of leather and cotton wool and sewed it to the back of my black cargos, I frequently wear my 'Catscratch Pants' around town. (I actually thought this was quite cool to be honest. Apparently not..)
-I listen to Savage Garden and alot of crappy pop music and talk about how touching it is.
-Sometimes I wear vertical stripes if I want to make myself seem taller or horizontal ones if I want to appear wider.
-I hug my laptop before leaving it for a period of time greater than 12 hours.
I do plenty of other weird things, but they don't fit into the 'dorky' category. Some of the things I do probably come across as dorky, but if they aren't listed then I think they're cool.
there you are.
- brain of c
But that is balanced by the fact that I love the taste of vagina.
Frigid statue standing icy blue and numb
Where are the frost giants Ive begged for protection?
I'm freezing
Are you afraid, afraid to die
Don't be afraid, afraid to try
Aaaaaaand I'm a Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel fanatic...which I'm always too embarrassed about to admit.
2005: Kitchener/Hamilton/Toronto
2006: Toronto 1 & 2
2008: Hartford/EV Toronto 1 & 2
2009: Toronto/Philadelphia 3 & 4
2010: Buffalo
2011: Montreal/Toronto 1 & 2/Hamilton
2013: London/Buffalo/Vancouver/Seattle
2016: Toronto 1 & 2
2022: Hamilton/Toronto
2023: EV Seattle 1&2
I think you wanted to post in he STRANGE PERSON Thread.
Say with a deep voice...."It puts the lotion in the basket"
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
They have one of those?!
there you are.
- brain of c
Also, I sometimes wear socks with sandals
...I'm pretty sure I win this one guys.
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Pokemon is AWESOME. How can it be dorky?
Also, when I dance I repeatedly blink my eyes to create a strobe light effect
there you are.
- brain of c
:cool:
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I second that....
Hail Boom the Cat! Ruler of the Dorks!
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
oh you shouldn't be too embarassed to admit that. i myself sleep with a wooden stake held tightly in my hand.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say