My daughter won't take a nap!!!!!!

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  • I think that is just the tip of the iceberg with you cutie :D :P

    all I know is, my kid would probably die of malnutrition.
  • Okay hold on.....wait ......she is taking the bottle....the eyes are fading........come on..........come on........aaaaaannnndddddddd......























    down she goes!!!!!!!!!! The crowd goes wild!!!!!!!! Yea!!!!!!

    But of course I just had lunch so working out is done. I'll take what I can get.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    So... the whiskey/brandy/any other alcohol in the bottle still does the trick then!
  • redrock wrote:
    So... the whiskey/brandy/any other alcohol in the bottle still does the trick then!


    I blew pot into her face ahahahahahaha. really hahahahahaha no not really.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • I depend on those two hours. I use it to workout and shower etc.
    It helps break up the day. But when she will not nap.....Uggg.
    We both get more and more cranky as the day goes on. I love the heck out of this little bugger but man it can be hard.
    I have a whole newfound respect for stay at home moms.

    I hear you on this one! My little guy pulls the no nap thing every now and then (he's 3 now) and it can ruin the day. Especially when he woke me up at 7 am and I'm bleary eyed just waiting to get some sleep. Suck! When mine won't take his nap I just keep going back into his room and telling him to lay down until he finally goes to bed or I give up after a few hours and tell him he has to play quietly in his room so I can do the laundry or take a shower or whatever. I only get to sleep if he's sleeping too!
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,928
    cutback wrote:
    a little brandy in the bottle....that's what my sister did to me.....:o
    And you turned out fine...well you turned out er...eh, you kind of became an adult.




    :D
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Poncier wrote:
    And you turned out fine...well you turned out er...eh, you kind of became an adult.




    :D


    barely!! :o
  • NY PJ1 wrote:
    pics please :)

    o wait did u breastfeed????? (please say no) :)

    and ill take 4 kids right now ............

    lol :D

    I actually tried to breastfeed but the kiddo wouldn't latch on right. She only recently became fascinated with my breasts, I guess. :D

    And I should clarify..just for the sake of my own vanity. ;) They don't look bad or anything...lol. I just think they are maybe a little less firm or something. My husband says it's in my head, though.
  • lol :D

    I actually tried to breastfeed but the kiddo wouldn't latch on right. She only recently became fascinated with my breasts, I guess. :D

    And I should clarify..just for the sake of my own vanity. ;) They don't look bad or anything...lol. I just think they are maybe a little less firm or something. My husband says it's in my head, though.

    LOL I am sure he is right. My wife says the same to me about her's. She says, "don't look..... they look bad now". I say, "your nuts, they look and feel great, now get over here". :D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    lol :D

    I actually tried to breastfeed but the kiddo wouldn't latch on right. She only recently became fascinated with my breasts, I guess. :D

    And I should clarify..just for the sake of my own vanity. ;) They don't look bad or anything...lol. I just think they are maybe a little less firm or something. My husband says it's in my head, though.


    thank god........!!!!!!!

    dont wanna see those saggy hanging baby induced boobs :)

    ok now more than ever...pics please :)

    fyi,, i can test the firmness free of charge!!!!!!!!!
  • well I mean, I don't really eat like that, so I would have to just cook and buy food specifically for the kid. And what if I ended up eating it! I know this because I couldn't handle a boyfriend because you have to eat when you have a boyfriend because THEY want to eat! I gained 40 lbs! It's the same reason I don't think I could handle being married and having someone else's food and eating habits determine mine (and honestly, I fear even dating now). It is not part of the intuitive eating practice. I have really big problems when other people enter my eating arena!

    Annabelle eats what I eat, and my husband sort of plans his own meals and sometimes eats with us. His diet is a little different than mine, and I'm not a short order cook. :D

    Annabelle hasn't gone through a picky eating phase. I'm crossing my fingers that her easy-going attitude will continue to extend to her eating habits. A few of her cousins barely eat anything. :rolleyes:
  • moxiemoxie Posts: 80
    it's threads like this that make me think i shoiuld stop having sex forever becos nothing is worth the risk of having a child, unless i can pay someone else to raise it.

    yup
    I have dogs instead of children... I'd rather ruin my carpet than my life.
  • LOL I am sure he is right. My wife says the same to me about her's. She says, "don't look..... they look bad now". I say, "your nuts, they look and feel great, now get over here". :D

    lol, that sounds like my husband :D
  • Annabelle eats what I eat, and my husband sort of plans his own meals and sometimes eats with us. His diet is a little different than mine, and I'm not a short order cook. :D

    Annabelle hasn't gone through a picky eating phase. I'm crossing my fingers that her easy-going attitude will continue to extend to her eating habits. A few of her cousins barely eat anything. :rolleyes:

    My Ava too. Some days she loves organic yogurt. Today, no thanks.
    Everyday she likes and dislikes her lunch. I make three different things for her and usually she will pick one, Tuff.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • NY PJ1 wrote:
    dont wanna see those saggy hanging baby induced boobs :)

    lol, I guess I got lucky. They didn't really stretch out while I was pregnant, so they didn't change THAT much as a result! :D
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    lol, that sounds like my husband :D

    that sounds like ALL guys...:p :D:D
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    lol, I guess I got lucky. They didn't really stretch out while I was pregnant, so they didn't change THAT much as a result! :D


    :eek: stretch out??????????? wtf??????? this isnt gumby


    o lord

    by the way .... how was the bday night ??? #2 on the way maybe ?

    big milky boobs coming back lol

    just curious ....
  • NY PJ1 wrote:
    :eek: stretch out??????????? wtf??????? this isnt gumby


    o lord

    by the way .... how was the bday night ??? #2 on the way maybe ?

    big milky boobs coming back lol

    just curious ....

    lol, when you get pregnant (and after, when the milk comes in) your breasts get larger. That's what I meant by stretch out. Trust me, sometimes the effects can be devastating...lol. I think my skin has good elasticity or something...thank god! :D

    And no, there is no baby number 2 on the way! I am not ready for that yet. We are very very careful! :D
  • cutback wrote:
    that sounds like ALL guys...:p :D:D

    lol, maybe most guys...but not the guy that said Lindsey Lohan's breasts look like those of a 60 year old! :eek: (In the LL thread, obviously.) What the hell was that about? :D
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    lol, when you get pregnant (and after, when the milk comes in) your breasts get larger. That's what I meant by stretch out. Trust me, sometimes the effects can be devastating...lol. I think my skin has good elasticity or something...thank god! :D

    And no, there is no baby number 2 on the way! I am not ready for that yet. We are very very careful! :D


    go on ............ :)
  • NY PJ1 wrote:
    go on ............ :)

    lol...nah, that's enough about my breasts. I don't want to totally hijack the nap thread. ;):D
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    lol, maybe most guys...but not the guy that said Lindsey Lohan's breasts look like those of a 60 year old! :eek: (In the LL thread, obviously.) What the hell was that about? :D

    beats me...her breasts look great...it was that stupid hair that made her look bad.....:o :)
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    lol...nah, that's enough about my breasts. I don't want to totally hijack the nap thread. ;):D


    i meant the very very careful b-day night :eek: lol
  • cutback wrote:
    beats me...her breasts look great...it was that stupid hair that made her look bad.....:o :)

    yeah, I think the blonde hair really doesn't work on her. (I understand the point for that shoot, but it just isn't flattering.)

    Anyway, back on topic! lol :) I'm glad your little girl is asleep now. A day without a nap is a loooooooong day.
  • moxiemoxie Posts: 80
    lol, maybe most guys...but not the guy that said Lindsey Lohan's breasts look like those of a 60 year old! :eek: (In the LL thread, obviously.) What the hell was that about? :D

    I'll bet his experience with women's breasts don't extend past watching porn or "reading" Playboy, in which case its understandable that he doesn't realize the average woman's breasts don't sit like two smoothed over boulders underneath her chin.
    I have dogs instead of children... I'd rather ruin my carpet than my life.
  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    Okay hold on.....wait ......she is taking the bottle....the eyes are fading........come on..........come on........aaaaaannnndddddddd......

    down she goes!!!!!!!!!! The crowd goes wild!!!!!!!! Yea!!!!!!

    Heh love that feeling of relief as they go to sleep and you know you probably have 1 1/2 to 2 hours to your SELF! Aaah. I would always do something for me, like read.

    And then they grow up. One of mine is 18 and out babysitting OTHER peoples' kids and the other one is 13 and out with her friends. And I am working in peace.
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  • JaneNY wrote:
    Heh love that feeling of relief as they go to sleep and you know you probably have 1 1/2 to 2 hours to your SELF! Aaah. I would always do something for me, like read.

    And then they grow up. One of mine is 18 and out babysitting OTHER peoples' kids and the other one is 13 and out with her friends. And I am working in peace.

    I'd probably take a nap. May be that cause I could take one now. But if you're tired, its not a bad idea. Naps aren't just for babies.
    bombs, dropping down, please forgive our hometown
  • NY PJ1 wrote:
    i meant the very very careful b-day night :eek: lol

    haha. :D nope, that is top secret. ;)
  • moxie wrote:
    I'll bet his experience with women's breasts don't extend past watching porn or "reading" Playboy, in which case its understandable that he doesn't realize the average woman's breasts don't sit like two smoothed over boulders underneath her chin.

    lol, that's a sexy image. ;) And I'll bet you're right.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    haha. :D nope, that is top secret. ;)


    why did he post it on you p--- then?????


    under the title pearl jam loving wife getting freaky on her b-day
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