Movie Quote Game!!

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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    myhook wrote:
    I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish, OK? All right.

    caddyshack
    I love to turn you on
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    easy one, but one of my favorites :)

    Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

    Yes.

    How may I help you?

    You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

    I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

    And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

    May I see your rental agreement?

    I threw it away.

    Oh boy.

    Oh boy, what?

    You're fucked!
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    caddyshack
    Damn I should have got that one!

    What about
    The Statue of Liberty is Kaput!!!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    cutback wrote:
    easy one, but one of my favorites :)

    Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

    Yes.

    How may I help you?

    You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

    I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

    And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

    May I see your rental agreement?

    I threw it away.

    Oh boy.

    Oh boy, what?

    You're fucked!


    Plains Trains and Automobiles Brotha!!!!!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    What did he do?

    He raped a nun...

    Oh, God. Oh, God. Jes - Oh, God!

    And...

    "And"? I don't want to know an "and". Why is there an "and"?

    Look, look, look, look, look. He's fine as long as he gets his medication...

    And if he doesn't get his medications?

    He's not fine.
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    cutback wrote:
    What did he do?

    He raped a nun...

    Oh, God. Oh, God. Jes - Oh, God!

    And...

    "And"? I don't want to know an "and". Why is there an "and"?

    Look, look, look, look, look. He's fine as long as he gets his medication...

    And if he doesn't get his medications?

    He's not fine.



    I dunno?

    Guys what should I do?
    Suduce her.
    Get out of here! Go!
    Looks like you could use a hand?
    Jim! shame on you.
    Well, you have seen me, now let me see you.
    Strip!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,217
    cutback wrote:
    What did he do?

    He raped a nun...

    Oh, God. Oh, God. Jes - Oh, God!

    And...

    "And"? I don't want to know an "and". Why is there an "and"?

    Look, look, look, look, look. He's fine as long as he gets his medication...

    And if he doesn't get his medications?

    He's not fine.
    Wag the Dog



    for my quote:
    "I've been giving that sermon for years and I never realized that its the work of some comedy mastermind. The Prodigal Son is a barrel of fucking monkeys."
  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,217
    acoustic guy wrote:
    I dunno?

    Guys what should I do?
    Suduce her.
    Get out of here! Go!
    Looks like you could use a hand?
    Jim! shame on you.
    Well, you have seen me, now let me see you.
    Strip!
    easy one....American Pie :)
  • myhook
    myhook Posts: 284
    Hey handsome, how about a dance?

    Well, Thank you, young lovely but to tell you the truth I am a little worn out.

    She said handsome not hand less.

    or

    That smell Bob is our shit.

    or

    (Different than movie above)
    Hello Bob....Bob.

    or

    Look at the birds, up in the tree.
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • SilverSeed
    SilverSeed Posts: 336
    You list your interests as debit?

    Yeah, that's da butt. Also I enjoy tennis.

    or

    What are those?

    OR scrubs.

    Oh, are they?

    &

    What happened to your face?

    I got punched in the nose, what's your excuse?
    When Jesus said "Love your enemies" he probably didn't mean kill them...

    "Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you." -Deep Toughts, Jack Handy
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    myhook wrote:
    Hey handsome, how about a dance?

    Well, Thank you, young lovely but to tell you the truth I am a little worn out.

    She said handsome not hand less.

    KINGPIN

    That smell Bob is our shit.

    or

    (Different than movie above)
    Hello Bob....Bob.

    WHAT ABOUT BOB?

    Look at the birds, up in the tree.
    ...
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,911
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Got it.
    Sleepers!

    damn good effort - great movie too
  • myhook
    myhook Posts: 284
    cutback wrote:
    Originally Posted by myhook
    Hey handsome, how about a dance?

    Well, Thank you, young lovely but to tell you the truth I am a little worn out.

    She said handsome not hand less.

    KINGPIN

    That smell Bob is our shit.

    or

    (Different than movie above)
    Hello Bob....Bob.

    WHAT ABOUT BOB?

    Look at the birds, up in the tree.

    Kingpin is correct but What about Bob is not. Any idea on the other 2?
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    myhook wrote:
    Hey handsome, how about a dance?

    Well, Thank you, young lovely but to tell you the truth I am a little worn out.

    She said handsome not hand less.

    or

    That smell Bob is our shit.

    or

    (Different than movie above)
    Hello Bob....Bob.

    or

    Look at the birds, up in the tree.

    Birds in tree is Emmet Otters Jug Band Christmas!

    Bob's Shit is Meet the Parents

    Hand one is Kingpin
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • myhook
    myhook Posts: 284
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Birds in tree is Emmet Otters Jug Band Christmas!
    By the by, one of the best holiday movies EVER.
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    myhook wrote:
    By the by, one of the best holiday movies EVER.
    How much alike we are, perhaps were long lost brothers...you know their may be others....brothers dum dum dum dum dum dum dum brothers!
    Great movie!

    Riverbottom nightmare band!!!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • myhook
    myhook Posts: 284
    acoustic guy wrote:
    How much alike we are, perhaps were long lost brothers...you know their may be others....brothers dum dum dum dum dum dum dum brothers!
    Great movie!

    Riverbottom nightmare band!!!
    My favorite line from that movie is:

    We don't brush our teeth cause' our toothaches make us feel mean!!!

    I always wanted a band to remake that song.
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Hey Boss, I got a question.

    What?!

    You think I need a nickname? I think I need a nickname. The great ones have nicknames -- somethin' like Oil Can or Catfish... What was the one you suggested?

    "Pokey"

    Yeah, what do you think of "Pokey"?




    Ya got three minutes!
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    The two youts...
    What?
    What was that word?
    What?
    Did, did you say yout?
    Oh excuse me your honor, the two youtttthhhh'ssssssss.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    acoustic guy wrote:
    The two youts...
    What?
    What was that word?
    What?
    Did, did you say yout?
    Oh excuse me your honor, the two youtttthhhh'ssssssss.

    My cousin vinny







    "No milk will EVER be 'our milk'."
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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