"If I miss this shot I'll walk away still a slow white geeky chump, ahh but if you miss, you will have been beaten not once, but twice by a slow white geeky chump"
"we're American soldiers, we've been kicking ass for 200 years, we're 10 and 1"
"my brother's gonna shit, he's gonna kill us" - "make up your mind dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us" - "first he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us"
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
"I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve"
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
"I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve"
AARGGGHH I KNOW THIS!!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Sometimes, not often but sometimes, I like the idea of a chick....with a horse.
or
Nice ass...yeah, he must work out.
or
Person 1: Only 2 things scare me and one is nuclear war.
Person 2: What's the other?
Person 1: Excuse me????
Person 2: What's the other thing that scares you?
Person 1: Carnies.....circus folk, nomads you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
I know these are easy...I will come up with more.
1st one is Jason Lee in Chasing Amy......describing his porn stash.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
It's not Silence of the Lambs is it?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Sometimes, not often but sometimes, I like the idea of a chick....with a horse.
Mallrats! or is it Chasing Amy?
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. "
~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
The Usual Suspects? I think that's it...
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. "
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. "
Love that movie, Cusack Rocks!
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Juuuuust a bit outside...tried the corner and missed.
or
LET IT RAIN!!!
or
All day, check check check.....he trapped me.
or
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish, OK? All right.
Again easy.
Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
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White men cant jump??????
Stripes.....
Fast Times at Ridgemont High....
"Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
AARGGGHH I KNOW THIS!!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Stand By Me.
lard ass lard ass lard ass!
you nailed them - my 3 favs
1st one is Jason Lee in Chasing Amy......describing his porn stash.
AAAARRRGGHH
This did NOT make my day. :mad:
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Devils Advocate?
Edit.....The Usual Suspects
hahaha, sorry. I actually just came on to put a quote down from that movie and saw him beat me. argh! It's my favorite movie.
It's not Silence of the Lambs is it?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Mallrats! or is it Chasing Amy?
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. "
The Usual Suspects? I think that's it...
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Say Anything - classic line
"ah so what do you guys want"
"what I always wanted, to watch you die"
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Sleepers!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Damn I am good!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
oooooowwwww Buddddddyy!
No weeeezing da juice!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Of course it is!
Easy one
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
total Comedic GOLD.
every pauley shore movie
"I've had an interesting morning. In the last two hours I've lost my job, my apartment, my car, and my girlfriend.
You still have your health."
Stripes!
"Scott, I seem to have wet my pants!"
wait I know this one too.
Stripes!!!!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Juuuuust a bit outside...tried the corner and missed.
or
LET IT RAIN!!!
or
All day, check check check.....he trapped me.
or
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish, OK? All right.
Again easy.
Teen Wolf?
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
iRounders the check check one
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
nope...Blades of Glory...and I damn near barfed I was laughing so hard.