You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
Oh boy.
Oh boy, what?
You're fucked!
Plains Trains and Automobiles Brotha!!!!!
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
"And"? I don't want to know an "and". Why is there an "and"?
Look, look, look, look, look. He's fine as long as he gets his medication...
And if he doesn't get his medications?
He's not fine.
I dunno?
Guys what should I do?
Suduce her.
Get out of here! Go!
Looks like you could use a hand?
Jim! shame on you.
Well, you have seen me, now let me see you.
Strip!
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
"And"? I don't want to know an "and". Why is there an "and"?
Look, look, look, look, look. He's fine as long as he gets his medication...
And if he doesn't get his medications?
He's not fine.
Wag the Dog
for my quote:
"I've been giving that sermon for years and I never realized that its the work of some comedy mastermind. The Prodigal Son is a barrel of fucking monkeys."
Guys what should I do?
Suduce her.
Get out of here! Go!
Looks like you could use a hand?
Jim! shame on you.
Well, you have seen me, now let me see you.
Strip!
Well, Thank you, young lovely but to tell you the truth I am a little worn out.
She said handsome not hand less.
or
That smell Bob is our shit.
or
(Different than movie above)
Hello Bob....Bob.
or
Look at the birds, up in the tree.
Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
Originally Posted by myhook
Hey handsome, how about a dance?
Well, Thank you, young lovely but to tell you the truth I am a little worn out.
She said handsome not hand less.
KINGPIN
That smell Bob is our shit.
or
(Different than movie above)
Hello Bob....Bob.
WHAT ABOUT BOB?
Look at the birds, up in the tree.
Kingpin is correct but What about Bob is not. Any idea on the other 2?
Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
How much alike we are, perhaps were long lost brothers...you know their may be others....brothers dum dum dum dum dum dum dum brothers!
Great movie!
Riverbottom nightmare band!!!
My favorite line from that movie is:
We don't brush our teeth cause' our toothaches make us feel mean!!!
I always wanted a band to remake that song.
Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
You think I need a nickname? I think I need a nickname. The great ones have nicknames -- somethin' like Oil Can or Catfish... What was the one you suggested?
You think I need a nickname? I think I need a nickname. The great ones have nicknames -- somethin' like Oil Can or Catfish... What was the one you suggested?
"Pokey"
Yeah, what do you think of "Pokey"?
Ya got three minutes!
no one??? c'mon classic movie....stars one of eddie buddies if that helps
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caddyshack
Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Yes.
How may I help you?
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
Oh boy.
Oh boy, what?
You're fucked!
What about
The Statue of Liberty is Kaput!!!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Plains Trains and Automobiles Brotha!!!!!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
He raped a nun...
Oh, God. Oh, God. Jes - Oh, God!
And...
"And"? I don't want to know an "and". Why is there an "and"?
Look, look, look, look, look. He's fine as long as he gets his medication...
And if he doesn't get his medications?
He's not fine.
I dunno?
Guys what should I do?
Suduce her.
Get out of here! Go!
Looks like you could use a hand?
Jim! shame on you.
Well, you have seen me, now let me see you.
Strip!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
for my quote:
"I've been giving that sermon for years and I never realized that its the work of some comedy mastermind. The Prodigal Son is a barrel of fucking monkeys."
Well, Thank you, young lovely but to tell you the truth I am a little worn out.
She said handsome not hand less.
or
That smell Bob is our shit.
or
(Different than movie above)
Hello Bob....Bob.
or
Look at the birds, up in the tree.
Yeah, that's da butt. Also I enjoy tennis.
or
What are those?
OR scrubs.
Oh, are they?
&
What happened to your face?
I got punched in the nose, what's your excuse?
"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you." -Deep Toughts, Jack Handy
damn good effort - great movie too
Kingpin is correct but What about Bob is not. Any idea on the other 2?
Birds in tree is Emmet Otters Jug Band Christmas!
Bob's Shit is Meet the Parents
Hand one is Kingpin
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Great movie!
Riverbottom nightmare band!!!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
We don't brush our teeth cause' our toothaches make us feel mean!!!
I always wanted a band to remake that song.
What?!
You think I need a nickname? I think I need a nickname. The great ones have nicknames -- somethin' like Oil Can or Catfish... What was the one you suggested?
"Pokey"
Yeah, what do you think of "Pokey"?
Ya got three minutes!
What?
What was that word?
What?
Did, did you say yout?
Oh excuse me your honor, the two youtttthhhh'ssssssss.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
My cousin vinny
"No milk will EVER be 'our milk'."
SHIT!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Billy Madison (I have SUCH a crush on Sandler.)
Okay,
Hard one.....
"How could the guy have a hook on his foot"?
Another one, same movie....
"Spaz! Spaz! Spaz! Spaz!"
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
no one??? c'mon classic movie....stars one of eddie buddies if that helps
No idea
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Bull Durham
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
yes!! maybe a bit obscure but a funny scene....:D:D good job mark!
oh missed this....meatballs!!
"mongo only pawn in game of life"