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  • Received:
    Lost your number,got it from----- you going toNYC CP to see your boy??




    No word from
    This person for almost a YEAR.. Then
    This..

    Well.... are you??
    No, I'm too poor to go to the GC show..
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    Sent: Switched to Mudvayne. Needed something with teeth.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • JogillJogill Posts: 4,549
    Ok, thanks!
    late PJ bloomer- what was I doing in the 90's that I didn't know who Pearl Jam was???
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    I had a few gems within the past few days, so I'll have to list a few.

    Received: A couple of times ago, I was on the bus and saw a guy get on with a clear Tupperware full of weed. Just in his hand.

    Received: I saw a dude with camouflage shorts over a different pattern of camouflage pants. I wasn't sure if he was deep undercover or if they cancel each other out.

    Sent: Just don't go to those special stores on High that my coworker took me to.
    Received: What special stores? Intriguing!
    Sent: Nooooo! They would have costumes for you. 1/2 yard of fabric TOTAL or less. Yikes!

    Sent: I have come to the conclusion that the rest of the world is on mosey while I clearly have shit to do.

    Received from my mom: I have dandruff so bad from Wen that I could be Allie Sheedy in Breakfast Club.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I think you can use wire Muppets to cut some balls off to make it shorter.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    RKCNDY said:

    I think you can use wire Muppets to cut some balls off to make it shorter.

    :rofl:
    ELITIST FUK
  • Hello Dimi from Buenos Aires!
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    thanx for having you both
    i really enjoyed myself
    take care and thanx
    for the sms xx oo
  • Worked...!!!i got it!!its on
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    so when did you call the home phone?
  • GillycwGillycw Posts: 524
    CODE RED LEVEL 5 HANGOVER
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    edited November 2015
    do nothing at all..just be your normal good self everything will fall into place just with limited kindness.....we imagine
  • JogillJogill Posts: 4,549
    Sure thing!
    late PJ bloomer- what was I doing in the 90's that I didn't know who Pearl Jam was???
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    Sent: On the way to pick K up from school, I change lanes on G- Road and then someone has to make a left turn, leaving me to have to stop. The person I moved in front of is now pissed (they would have had to stop anyhow) so they pull around me, give me a long blow of the horn and flip me the bird. Alright. I ended up having my lane free up, I pass them and very quietly drive past them giving them the bird. (Infantile, I know.) Now they are pissed that they didn't get the last flip so they pull up behind me, lay on their pathetic horn and continue to give me about a half mile worth of bird. Figured I'd share.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    why suffer.....??
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,834
    pee: 1, pants: 0
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    hey mum, sorry was at work but will come up to
    visit you both on friday
    have a good sleep, send my love to grandma
    and love you too :) xx
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237
    Yes, Mom, that's a new Star Wars toy on my Christmas list this year.
    www.cluthelee.com
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,834
    pee: 1, playroom floor: 0
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • JogillJogill Posts: 4,549
    The exams gonna finish late, so you better come at 5.15
    late PJ bloomer- what was I doing in the 90's that I didn't know who Pearl Jam was???
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,888

    Yes, Mom, that's a new Star Wars toy on my Christmas list this year.

    :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    image

    rec'd 'too. tight. yoga. pants."

    reply: "wait...yoga pants don't have pockets"

    :open_mouth:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    edited December 2015
    ^^ Followed up with:

    Received: Wait just a second...just how long was her hand digging around?

    Sent: She was up there for a while and my guess that it wasn't her first hand exploration. Seemed to be a habit.

    (Sights at the Scholastic Warehouse Sale today.) :rofl:
    Post edited by deadendp on
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Just ask Mary she will tell you if you believe that
    there are no flaws or fooling with the maker and
    that there is no such thing as off but if your heart
    is good she will tell you..

  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    Received: That's fine. I think everyone has it. I just don't know whose phone number is listed.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    edited December 2015
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    Post edited by PJfanwillneverleave1 on
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    beginning to wonder if any sound will
    come out of my ipod and hoping its just
    the headphones i cant get another ipod
    like mine they stop making it and my
    good friend is waiting anxiously for me
    to learn a song for him and i just want to
    move on with it.. so thats what im supposed
    to be doing at the moment then i wont have
    to be damned attached to this ipod anymore
    and the stupid gig in my internet is almost
    full :(
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,888
    I'm starting to realize that she's a complete wackjob!
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    PJ_Soul said:

    I'm starting to realize that she's a complete wackjob!

    I just laughed out loud at this. Oh, so many reasons.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    PJ_Soul said:

    I'm starting to realize that she's a complete wackjob!

    Is this about me?
    ELITIST FUK
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