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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    oftenreading said:

    whispering hands said:

    Received:
    Lost your number,got it from----- you going toNYC CP to see your boy??




    No word from
    This person for almost a YEAR.. Then
    This..

    Well.... are you??
    No, I'm too poor to go to the GC show..
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent: Switched to Mudvayne. Needed something with teeth.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • Jogill
    Jogill Posts: 4,549
    Ok, thanks!
    late PJ bloomer- what was I doing in the 90's that I didn't know who Pearl Jam was???
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    I had a few gems within the past few days, so I'll have to list a few.

    Received: A couple of times ago, I was on the bus and saw a guy get on with a clear Tupperware full of weed. Just in his hand.

    Received: I saw a dude with camouflage shorts over a different pattern of camouflage pants. I wasn't sure if he was deep undercover or if they cancel each other out.

    Sent: Just don't go to those special stores on High that my coworker took me to.
    Received: What special stores? Intriguing!
    Sent: Nooooo! They would have costumes for you. 1/2 yard of fabric TOTAL or less. Yikes!

    Sent: I have come to the conclusion that the rest of the world is on mosey while I clearly have shit to do.

    Received from my mom: I have dandruff so bad from Wen that I could be Allie Sheedy in Breakfast Club.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I think you can use wire Muppets to cut some balls off to make it shorter.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    RKCNDY said:

    I think you can use wire Muppets to cut some balls off to make it shorter.

    :rofl:
    ELITIST FUK
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Hello Dimi from Buenos Aires!
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    thanx for having you both
    i really enjoyed myself
    take care and thanx
    for the sms xx oo
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Worked...!!!i got it!!its on
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    so when did you call the home phone?
  • Gillycw
    Gillycw Sydney Posts: 524
    CODE RED LEVEL 5 HANGOVER
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    edited November 2015
    do nothing at all..just be your normal good self everything will fall into place just with limited kindness.....we imagine
  • Jogill
    Jogill Posts: 4,549
    Sure thing!
    late PJ bloomer- what was I doing in the 90's that I didn't know who Pearl Jam was???
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent: On the way to pick K up from school, I change lanes on G- Road and then someone has to make a left turn, leaving me to have to stop. The person I moved in front of is now pissed (they would have had to stop anyhow) so they pull around me, give me a long blow of the horn and flip me the bird. Alright. I ended up having my lane free up, I pass them and very quietly drive past them giving them the bird. (Infantile, I know.) Now they are pissed that they didn't get the last flip so they pull up behind me, lay on their pathetic horn and continue to give me about a half mile worth of bird. Figured I'd share.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    why suffer.....??
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    pee: 1, pants: 0
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    hey mum, sorry was at work but will come up to
    visit you both on friday
    have a good sleep, send my love to grandma
    and love you too :) xx
  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,462
    Yes, Mom, that's a new Star Wars toy on my Christmas list this year.
    www.cluthelee.com
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    pee: 1, playroom floor: 0
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Jogill
    Jogill Posts: 4,549
    The exams gonna finish late, so you better come at 5.15
    late PJ bloomer- what was I doing in the 90's that I didn't know who Pearl Jam was???

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