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_Crazy_Mary__Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
edited November 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
dental pain!

I can't take it anymore!
I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    _Crazy_Mary_ wrote:
    dental pain!

    I can't take it anymore!

    Oh, I'm sorry. :)
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    your only option is to ask someone to knock you out......;)
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • Boom The CatBoom The Cat Posts: 482
    Large Quantities of BOOZE is needed.
    no matter where you go,
    there you are.

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  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    How about gull stones or bladder stones?
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Ahnimus wrote:
    How about gull stones or bladder stones?

    It's the only thing that MAY come close to a guy understanding what it feels like to give birth, apparently. :)
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    The worst pain I ever had was after my pilonidal abscess was cut, drained and packed, and left to heal from the inside out. The first couple of days, morphine was useless.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    The worst pain I ever had was after my pilonidal abscess was cut, drained and packed, and left to heal from the inside out. The first couple of days, morphine was useless.
    I am afraid to google that.....:(
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I am afraid to google that.....:(

    It's otherwise known as hairy arse disease! Doesn't matter how clean you are, if you've a hairy lower back and bum, you're at risk. It was right below the base of my spine, just at the beginning of the er, descent, if ya git meh. It was huuuuge. The doctors said they'd only ever seen one bigger. Then they said the abscess was big too. ;)
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    ouch. :(

    They should have epidurals for the top half. ;)
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    It's otherwise known as hairy arse disease! Doesn't matter how clean you are, if you've a hairy lower back and bum, you're at risk. It was right below the base of my spine, just at the beginning of the er, descent, if ya git meh. It was huuuuge. The doctors said they'd only ever seen one bigger. Then they said the abscess was big too. ;)
    Ok, it is my fault for reading your reply, but what I was trying to say is "Wow, that really must have hurt, sounds gross, don't really want to know what it was, but glad you are feeling better"
    :)
    Finsbury has a hairy bum! Finsbury has a hairy bum!
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    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Ahnimus wrote:
    How about gull stones or bladder stones?

    having gone through childbirth(more than once) AND having gall stones, i can assure you gall stones are a far worse pain to have to deal with. the pain is constant whereas labour pain ebbs and flows. but morphine is a beautiful thing. :D
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  • _Crazy_Mary__Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    I have not had to deal with stones or hairy arse syndrome, and for this I consider myself lucky. But I do need to go to the dentist. It's something I've been putting off for quite some time now. :( Not sure what I'm more afraid of - the procedures I'll have to go through or the $$ it'll cost me.
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    _Crazy_Mary_ wrote:
    I have not had to deal with stones or hairy arse syndrome, and for this I consider myself lucky. But I do need to go to the dentist. It's something I've been putting off for quite some time now. :( Not sure what I'm more afraid of - the procedures I'll have to go through or the $$ it'll cost me.


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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    The worst pain I ever had was after my pilonidal abscess was cut, drained and packed, and left to heal from the inside out. The first couple of days, morphine was useless.


    my mom had to go through that a couple years back.....long story but she got a bad infection after a surgical procedure and had a hole in her chest a little bigger than a silver dollar and about 3 inches deep.....this woman had five kids and said she had never experienced pain like when they changed the packing of the open wound....and yes, the morphine was useless....
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    i had a kidney stone once. felt like someone took a bat and beat the living shit out of me with it.

    not fun.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    cutback wrote:
    my mom had to go through that a couple years back.....long story but she got a bad infection after a surgical procedure and had a hole in her chest a little bigger than a silver dollar and about 3 inches deep.....this woman had five kids and said she had never experienced pain like when they changed the packing of the open wound....and yes, the morphine was useless....

    Strangely enough, when I was hit on the head, square between the eyes, by a 70lb rock rolling down the verge of a bankside - don't ask! - I got off very lightly, painwise, apart from the expected concussion, a few bad headaches, a fucked short term memory and a need for a lot of sleep at first.
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    cutback wrote:
    had never experienced pain like when they changed the packing of the open wound....and yes, the morphine was useless....

    That pain is brutal.

    When I had a c-section, one of my stitches popped open and left a big hole. I had to have it cleaned and re-packed every day for the next 4 weeks. :mad:

    It was funny...when I went to the doctor once I had realized that the stitch had popped....she was about to dress the wound and she said "I'm going to numb this, and then give you another prescription for vicodin." And I thought, "why do I need more vicodin?", and then she started to clean it and I understood. :eek: :eek: God that sucked!!!
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Strangely enough, when I was hit on the head, square between the eyes, by a 70lb rock rolling down the verge of a bankside - don't ask! - I got off very lightly, painwise, apart from the expected concussion, a few bad headaches, a fucked short term memory and a need for a lot of sleep at first.
    We don't need to ask..obviously you were playing a part in Braveheart.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    TrixieCat wrote:
    We don't need to ask..obviously you were playing a part in Braveheart.

    Raaarrrrghhh. :D
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Raaarrrrghhh. :D
    And Pirates of the Carribean???? Wow.
    Awesome.
    :p
    You do remind me of the actor that was in Gangs of NY..the one that we thought was a bastard in the begining, but then he winds up fighting for the priest. Oh and of course my cat Hugo. :( He is MIA.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    catefrances wrote:
    having gone through childbirth(more than once) AND having gall stones, i can assure you gall stones are a far worse pain to have to deal with. the pain is constant whereas labour pain ebbs and flows. but morphine is a beautiful thing. :D

    I've heard this before, through the grape-vine, from a female nurse.

    It's my evidence that men can feel pain that is paramount to child birth.

    Then there is phantom limb pain, of course, it's hard to describe that unless you have it. Supposedly it can't be helped because the limb doesn't exist, it's a feeling that the limb is constantly cramped. I suppose morphine or vicodin are prescribed.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    catefrances wrote:
    morphine is a beautiful thing. :D

    and that people, is true-er than true
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Strangely enough, when I was hit on the head, square between the eyes, by a 70lb rock rolling down the verge of a bankside - don't ask! - I got off very lightly, painwise, apart from the expected concussion, a few bad headaches, a fucked short term memory and a need for a lot of sleep at first.

    that explains a lot...;) :D
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    That pain is brutal.

    When I had a c-section, one of my stitches popped open and left a big hole. I had to have it cleaned and re-packed every day for the next 4 weeks. :mad

    It was funny...when I went to the doctor once I had realized that the stitch had popped....she was about to dress the wound and she said "I'm going to numb this, and then give you another prescription for vicodin." And I thought, "why do I need more vicodin?", and then she started to clean it and I understood. :eek: God that sucked!!!


    my mom has a high threshold for pain and well lets just say it wasn't pleasant to watch as they changed that dressing....:eek: :(
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    Linda wrote:
    and that people, is true-er than true

    Drugs that act on opium receptors are the worst.

    Morphine is by far the most prevalent and important alkaloid in opium, consisting of 10%-16% of the total, and is responsible for most of its harmful effects such as lung edema, respiratory difficulties, coma, or cardiac or respiratory collapse, with a normal lethal dose of 120 to 250 milligrams[92]—the amount found in approximately two grams of opium.[93] Morphine binds to and activates μ-opioid receptors in the brain, spinal cord, stomach and intestine. Regular use leads to physical tolerance and possibly dependence.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium#Chemical_and_physiological_properties
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I've heard this before, through the grape-vine, from a female nurse.

    It's my evidence that men can feel pain that is paramount to child birth.

    but how would you know. men cant experience childbirth for comparison.
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  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Drugs that act on opium receptors are the worst.

    Morphine is by far the most prevalent and important alkaloid in opium, consisting of 10%-16% of the total, and is responsible for most of its harmful effects such as lung edema, respiratory difficulties, coma, or cardiac or respiratory collapse, with a normal lethal dose of 120 to 250 milligrams[92]—the amount found in approximately two grams of opium.[93] Morphine binds to and activates μ-opioid receptors in the brain, spinal cord, stomach and intestine. Regular use leads to physical tolerance and possibly dependence.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium#Chemical_and_physiological_properties

    dont take my high away.....;) i had it once after a c-section.......its not that i take it on a regular basis, like marihuana or something....:)
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Drugs that act on opium receptors are the worst.

    Morphine is by far the most prevalent and important alkaloid in opium, consisting of 10%-16% of the total, and is responsible for most of its harmful effects such as lung edema, respiratory difficulties, coma, or cardiac or respiratory collapse, with a normal lethal dose of 120 to 250 milligrams[92]—the amount found in approximately two grams of opium.[93] Morphine binds to and activates μ-opioid receptors in the brain, spinal cord, stomach and intestine. Regular use leads to physical tolerance and possibly dependence.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium#Chemical_and_physiological_properties

    shit ryan dont rain on my parade. opiates are my friend. :D
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    lie beside me
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    catefrances wrote:
    but how would you know. men cant experience childbirth for comparison.

    Very good point but I'm starting to think that gull stones can be just as painful.

    I've never had gull stones the same as (I'm presuming) Ahnimus has never been through child birth.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Very good point but I'm starting to think that gull stones can be just as painful.

    I've never had gull stones the same as (I'm presuming) Ahnimus has never been through child birth.


    gall stones are more painful. i know this from experience. :)
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  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    _Crazy_Mary_ wrote:
    dental pain!

    I can't take it anymore!

    might I suggest that in the future you avoid trying to squirt out a baby through your mouth? ;)
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