Childbirth is nothing compared to

_Crazy_Mary_

dental pain!

I can't take it anymore!

MattCameronKicksButt

_Crazy_Mary_ wrote:

dental pain!

I can't take it anymore!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Linda

your only option is to ask someone to knock you out......;)

Boom The Cat

Large Quantities of BOOZE is needed.

Ahnimus

How about gull stones or bladder stones?

MattCameronKicksButt

Ahnimus wrote:

How about gull stones or bladder stones?

It's the only thing that MAY come close to a guy understanding what it feels like to give birth, apparently.

FinsburyParkCarrots

The worst pain I ever had was after my pilonidal abscess was cut, drained and packed, and left to heal from the inside out. The first couple of days, morphine was useless.

TrixieCat

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

The worst pain I ever had was after my pilonidal abscess was cut, drained and packed, and left to heal from the inside out. The first couple of days, morphine was useless.

I am afraid to google that.....:(

FinsburyParkCarrots

TrixieCat wrote:

I am afraid to google that.....:(

It's otherwise known as hairy arse disease! Doesn't matter how clean you are, if you've a hairy lower back and bum, you're at risk. It was right below the base of my spine, just at the beginning of the er, descent, if ya git meh. It was huuuuge. The doctors said they'd only ever seen one bigger. Then they said the abscess was big too.

Brain of J.Lo

ouch.

They should have epidurals for the top half.

TrixieCat

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

It's otherwise known as hairy arse disease! Doesn't matter how clean you are, if you've a hairy lower back and bum, you're at risk. It was right below the base of my spine, just at the beginning of the er, descent, if ya git meh. It was huuuuge. The doctors said they'd only ever seen one bigger. Then they said the abscess was big too.

Ok, it is my fault for reading your reply, but what I was trying to say is "Wow, that really must have hurt, sounds gross, don't really want to know what it was, but glad you are feeling better"

Finsbury has a hairy bum! Finsbury has a hairy bum!

catefrances

Ahnimus wrote:

How about gull stones or bladder stones?

having gone through childbirth(more than once) AND having gall stones, i can assure you gall stones are a far worse pain to have to deal with. the pain is constant whereas labour pain ebbs and flows. but morphine is a beautiful thing.

_Crazy_Mary_

I have not had to deal with stones or hairy arse syndrome, and for this I consider myself lucky. But I do need to go to the dentist. It's something I've been putting off for quite some time now. Not sure what I'm more afraid of - the procedures I'll have to go through or the $$ it'll cost me.

FinsburyParkCarrots

_Crazy_Mary_ wrote:

I have not had to deal with stones or hairy arse syndrome, and for this I consider myself lucky. But I do need to go to the dentist. It's something I've been putting off for quite some time now. Not sure what I'm more afraid of - the procedures I'll have to go through or the $$ it'll cost me.

Doorknob. String. Tooth. Slam. Better.

norm

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

The worst pain I ever had was after my pilonidal abscess was cut, drained and packed, and left to heal from the inside out. The first couple of days, morphine was useless.

my mom had to go through that a couple years back.....long story but she got a bad infection after a surgical procedure and had a hole in her chest a little bigger than a silver dollar and about 3 inches deep.....this woman had five kids and said she had never experienced pain like when they changed the packing of the open wound....and yes, the morphine was useless....

rival.

i had a kidney stone once. felt like someone took a bat and beat the living shit out of me with it.

not fun.

FinsburyParkCarrots

cutback wrote:

my mom had to go through that a couple years back.....long story but she got a bad infection after a surgical procedure and had a hole in her chest a little bigger than a silver dollar and about 3 inches deep.....this woman had five kids and said she had never experienced pain like when they changed the packing of the open wound....and yes, the morphine was useless....

Strangely enough, when I was hit on the head, square between the eyes, by a 70lb rock rolling down the verge of a bankside - don't ask! - I got off very lightly, painwise, apart from the expected concussion, a few bad headaches, a fucked short term memory and a need for a lot of sleep at first.

Brain of J.Lo

cutback wrote:

had never experienced pain like when they changed the packing of the open wound....and yes, the morphine was useless....

That pain is brutal.

When I had a c-section, one of my stitches popped open and left a big hole. I had to have it cleaned and re-packed every day for the next 4 weeks. :mad:

It was funny...when I went to the doctor once I had realized that the stitch had popped....she was about to dress the wound and she said "I'm going to numb this, and then give you another prescription for vicodin." And I thought, "why do I need more vicodin?", and then she started to clean it and I understood. :eek: :eek: God that sucked!!!

TrixieCat

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

Strangely enough, when I was hit on the head, square between the eyes, by a 70lb rock rolling down the verge of a bankside - don't ask! - I got off very lightly, painwise, apart from the expected concussion, a few bad headaches, a fucked short term memory and a need for a lot of sleep at first.

We don't need to ask..obviously you were playing a part in Braveheart.

FinsburyParkCarrots

TrixieCat wrote:

We don't need to ask..obviously you were playing a part in Braveheart.

Raaarrrrghhh.

TrixieCat

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

Raaarrrrghhh.

And Pirates of the Carribean???? Wow.
Awesome.

You do remind me of the actor that was in Gangs of NY..the one that we thought was a bastard in the begining, but then he winds up fighting for the priest. Oh and of course my cat Hugo. He is MIA.