David Letterman rips Paris apart!!

in_hiding79
in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
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  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    who cares if she's stupid, she's got it where it counts!
  • there's nothing better than a stupid sloppy.....you know.
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    there's nothing better than a stupid sloppy.....you know.


    hahahaha

    She was getting pissed off though...her perfume does not smell very good...it smells like raid! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    That is ripping someone apart?? lol
    I bet he was really sick after drinking all of that perfume. lol
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  • aNiMaL
    aNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    Haha, that was funny. Was that from Friday? cuz I missed it.
  • I love how Dave goes right into it. So how was jail? LOL
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    that's being ripped apart? i fail to see how this made her look stupid at all. it only made her look uncomfortable and made dave look like kind of an ass for pressing her on it. if anything, paris looked like quite a sport for playing along for so long.
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    that's being ripped apart? i fail to see how this made her look stupid at all. it only made her look uncomfortable and made dave look like kind of an ass for pressing her on it. if anything, paris looked like quite a sport for playing along for so long.

    While I don't think he "ripped her apart" I do think it was hilarious!
  • Lost_Clay
    Lost_Clay Posts: 1,085
    "do you know what you did?"
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  • aNiMaL
    aNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    When the person in the audience yelled out "I love you, paris!" Dave asked if that was someone she met in prison. :D
  • Terryible
    Terryible Posts: 462
    aNiMaL wrote:
    When the person in the audience yelled out "I love you, paris!" Dave asked if that was someone she met in prison. :D

    That was gold
    I wish i could watch more of Letterman
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  • xscorcho
    xscorcho Posts: 409
    that was akward..... obviously he was going to ask about prison, but he definately should have dropped it much sooner.... people are not gonna want to go on the show if he is gonna make them uncomfortable...

    that was very rude of him (and i know he does it for a living blah blah but its different when they are sitting right there and have chosen to come on your show as a GUEST)

    and it definately did not make her look stupid!
  • I know she's an idiot, but that was harsh. I think she was more than a fair sport answering any of those questions, and kept composure.
  • Derrick
    Derrick Posts: 475
    I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard watching the television. That was a great exchange.
  • I dont think he likes her very much, therefore it wouldn't matter if she would be on the show again. He got what he wanted
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  • Oh, Jimmy
    Oh, Jimmy Posts: 957
    Apparently Dave is pretty desperate to get laughs. How he is still on TV is beyond me. He is completely unfunny. Must be b/c he books PJ.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Oh, Jimmy wrote:
    Apparently Dave is pretty desperate to get laughs. How he is still on TV is beyond me. He is completely unfunny. Must be b/c he books PJ.
    The same reason Howard Stern is still on.
    Though people may dislike him or Dave, if there is an audience and companies willing to pay for advertising....except if you call some women nappy-headed hos.

    Again, not seeing much in the way of ripping her apart.
    I laughed alot, but not AT her.
    I am not a fan, btw. Just indifferent.
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  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Oh, Jimmy wrote:
    Apparently Dave is pretty desperate to get laughs. How he is still on TV is beyond me. He is completely unfunny. Must be b/c he books PJ.

    exactly what i was thinking. he didnt rip her apart, nor did i think he was very funny. if anything, i came off impressed with paris for taking it in stride and not getting flustered.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    aNiMaL wrote:
    When the person in the audience yelled out "I love you, paris!" Dave asked if that was someone she met in prison. :D

    That was really funny!! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    TrixieCat wrote:
    The same reason Howard Stern is still on.
    Though people may dislike him or Dave, if there is an audience and companies willing to pay for advertising....except if you call some women nappy-headed hos.

    Again, not seeing much in the way of ripping her apart.
    I laughed alot, but not AT her.
    I am not a fan, btw. Just indifferent.


    Howard Stern is funny!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."