David Letterman rips Paris apart!!

in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    who cares if she's stupid, she's got it where it counts!
  • there's nothing better than a stupid sloppy.....you know.
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    there's nothing better than a stupid sloppy.....you know.


    hahahaha

    She was getting pissed off though...her perfume does not smell very good...it smells like raid! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    That is ripping someone apart?? lol
    I bet he was really sick after drinking all of that perfume. lol
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  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    Haha, that was funny. Was that from Friday? cuz I missed it.
  • I love how Dave goes right into it. So how was jail? LOL
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    that's being ripped apart? i fail to see how this made her look stupid at all. it only made her look uncomfortable and made dave look like kind of an ass for pressing her on it. if anything, paris looked like quite a sport for playing along for so long.
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    that's being ripped apart? i fail to see how this made her look stupid at all. it only made her look uncomfortable and made dave look like kind of an ass for pressing her on it. if anything, paris looked like quite a sport for playing along for so long.

    While I don't think he "ripped her apart" I do think it was hilarious!
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  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    When the person in the audience yelled out "I love you, paris!" Dave asked if that was someone she met in prison. :D
  • TerryibleTerryible Posts: 462
    aNiMaL wrote:
    When the person in the audience yelled out "I love you, paris!" Dave asked if that was someone she met in prison. :D

    That was gold
    I wish i could watch more of Letterman
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  • xscorchoxscorcho Posts: 409
    that was akward..... obviously he was going to ask about prison, but he definately should have dropped it much sooner.... people are not gonna want to go on the show if he is gonna make them uncomfortable...

    that was very rude of him (and i know he does it for a living blah blah but its different when they are sitting right there and have chosen to come on your show as a GUEST)

    and it definately did not make her look stupid!
  • I know she's an idiot, but that was harsh. I think she was more than a fair sport answering any of those questions, and kept composure.
  • DerrickDerrick Posts: 475
    I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard watching the television. That was a great exchange.
  • I dont think he likes her very much, therefore it wouldn't matter if she would be on the show again. He got what he wanted
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  • Oh, JimmyOh, Jimmy Posts: 957
    Apparently Dave is pretty desperate to get laughs. How he is still on TV is beyond me. He is completely unfunny. Must be b/c he books PJ.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Oh, Jimmy wrote:
    Apparently Dave is pretty desperate to get laughs. How he is still on TV is beyond me. He is completely unfunny. Must be b/c he books PJ.
    The same reason Howard Stern is still on.
    Though people may dislike him or Dave, if there is an audience and companies willing to pay for advertising....except if you call some women nappy-headed hos.

    Again, not seeing much in the way of ripping her apart.
    I laughed alot, but not AT her.
    I am not a fan, btw. Just indifferent.
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Oh, Jimmy wrote:
    Apparently Dave is pretty desperate to get laughs. How he is still on TV is beyond me. He is completely unfunny. Must be b/c he books PJ.

    exactly what i was thinking. he didnt rip her apart, nor did i think he was very funny. if anything, i came off impressed with paris for taking it in stride and not getting flustered.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    aNiMaL wrote:
    When the person in the audience yelled out "I love you, paris!" Dave asked if that was someone she met in prison. :D

    That was really funny!! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    TrixieCat wrote:
    The same reason Howard Stern is still on.
    Though people may dislike him or Dave, if there is an audience and companies willing to pay for advertising....except if you call some women nappy-headed hos.

    Again, not seeing much in the way of ripping her apart.
    I laughed alot, but not AT her.
    I am not a fan, btw. Just indifferent.


    Howard Stern is funny!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Howard Stern is funny!
    I am sure he is. I just never listen to him.
    And Robin makes me crazy. I know it is all in fun but to sit there and let Howard pick on women and african americans just seems weird to me.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I know she's an idiot, but that was harsh. I think she was more than a fair sport answering any of those questions, and kept composure.

    Yes, she did take it very calmly. I'm sure she wanted to burst out crying during all the laughter of the audience!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    Oh, Jimmy wrote:
    Apparently Dave is pretty desperate to get laughs. How he is still on TV is beyond me. He is completely unfunny. Must be b/c he books PJ.
    Yeah, because PJ has such a large fan base...... :rolleyes:

    Dude, Dave is still on TV because after almost 30 years on TV, he still brings it almost every night and he has millions and millions or viewers.

    If you think this is the first time Dave has made a guest squirm on his show, you are about 20 years too late to the party. This Paris interview was quintessential Dave.

    Desperate to get laughs? According to folks right here - most thought that was some funny shit. And I don't think that after almost 30 years Dave is desperate for anything.
  • duffyduffy Posts: 74
    he's busting on her. you can always tell when dave likes someone or even respects them vs not.

    he's making a point..as in, here's this heiress...what's she done...i'm gonna talk about her being in jail because there's nothing else.

    he can be a bastard sometimes but its funny and thats what comedians do and i love it when they push the limits.
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    duffy wrote:
    he's busting on her. you can always tell when dave likes someone or even respects them vs not.

    he's making a point..as in, here's this heiress...what's she done...i'm gonna talk about her being in jail because there's nothing else.

    he can be a bastard sometimes but its funny and thats what comedians do and i love it when they push the limits.

    good point. i remember that when dave was her age, he was already accepting his first nobel peace prize. now THERE is a man who has made huge contributions to society!
  • duffyduffy Posts: 74
    good point. i remember that when dave was her age, he was already accepting his first nobel peace prize. now THERE is a man who has made huge contributions to society!



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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    for those of you that feel sorry for this useless person, let me ask ya.....what is dave supposed to talk to her about?....she doesn't do anything besides go to clubs......the biggest thing in her life was going to jail and that happened recently.....you expect dave to ignore that? and if you think he was harsh, then you are probably too young to have seen dave in his prime....he let her off easy....:)
  • Yes, she did take it very calmly. I'm sure she wanted to burst out crying during all the laughter of the audience!

    The thing people forget is that she's clueless because of they way she was bought up i.e completely spoiled by parents who never told her no - is it any wonder she's self-centred and deluded? I think Letterman was taking a real cheap shot, it would be no different if he got a homeless guy on there and took the piss out of his cardboard box.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Hmmmm...

    Dave Letterman is still the number one show on late night!

    Jay Leno is number 2..

    Dave has one lots of Emmy's

    but his show is hardly watched....weird!

    Too funny!!

    It was hilarious and Paris DID get ripped because she was on there to promote another god awful movie that she gets killed in and to promote perfume that smells like RAID! LOL

    Dave is funny..
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • cutback wrote:
    for those of you that feel sorry for this useless person, let me ask ya.....what is dave supposed to talk to her about?....she doesn't do anything besides go to clubs......the biggest thing in her life was going to jail and that happened recently.....you expect dave to ignore that? and if you think he was harsh, then you are probably too young to have seen dave in his prime....he let her off easy....:)

    She said she was there to talk about her movie, music and new perfume. I don't think it was out of place to ask her about the whole prison thing, but that's pretty much all he asked her about and he used it all as an excuse to ridicule her.
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