So I got my first massage ever today...

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    what the hell is a hammer toe? :eek:

    callouses i can handle...you, me, a metal file, and a bottle of jack and we're all set!
    hahahahaaa ;)


    a cheese grater might work faster!!! :D

    I dunno what a hammer toe is - I just remember hearing my aunt complain about hers when I was a kid - and I have never seen a woman with scarier feets!!!


    they were knuckley and bony with very thick hard yellow "nails" and veins!! oh god...my mom would scare me with the image "take a bath or else you will have feet like Tia Teressa!" :eek:
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Right now I am in a place called Olivehurst. Later on I'll be in Cameron Park, followed by Fair Oaks tomorrow. Feel free to stalk away! ;) I wish I could have met some people off of here other than at the EV shows.


    when are you going to LA? Tomorrow or wednesday?
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    failedpersephone wrote:
    hahahahaaa ;)


    a cheese grater might work faster!!! :D

    I dunno what a hammer toe is - I just remember hearing my aunt complain about hers when I was a kid - and I have never seen a woman with scarier feets!!!


    they were knuckley and bony with very thick hard yellow "nails" and veins!! oh god...my mom would scare me with the image "take a bath or else you will have feet like Tia Teressa!" :eek:

    i have seen toes like this on some old people at the beach who really shouldn't be wearing flip flops...or be at the beach!
    I love to turn you on
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    i have seen toes like this on some old people at the beach who really shouldn't be wearing flip flops...or be at the beach!
    :eek:
    You are all grossing me out! :p

    FP, I may be going back to school for therapeutic massage. I will teach you the finer points of a foot massage if I do. Not in a sexual way. Purely theraputic, you see.
    I tell people I am going probably for massage therapy and they get all excited like I am going to be working in some illegal bathhouse somewhere. lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    TrixieCat wrote:
    :eek:
    You are all grossing me out! :p

    FP, I may be going back to school for therapeutic massage. I will teach you the finer points of a foot massage if I do. Not in a sexual way. Purely theraputic, you see.
    I tell people I am going probably for massage therapy and they get all excited like I am going to be working in some illegal bathhouse somewhere. lol

    NONONO!!!! Tell her about the sexual way! :D Threesome!

    ah, i'm dreaming again.

    proceed...
    I love to turn you on
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    I think Decides2Dream is a poor tipper..

    next time I am not going to work on her stress points!
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    :eek:
    You are all grossing me out! :p

    FP, I may be going back to school for therapeutic massage. I will teach you the finer points of a foot massage if I do. Not in a sexual way. Purely theraputic, you see.
    I tell people I am going probably for massage therapy and they get all excited like I am going to be working in some illegal bathhouse somewhere. lol

    I took a few courses in massage therapy - not for a certificate or for any real purpose - it was a lot of fun! I would NEVER think "bathhouse" trix!!!

    oh and Master Dunne!!! consider the boat sailed!! hahahaa
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    _Crazy_Mary_ wrote:
    when are you going to LA? Tomorrow or wednesday?

    I am leaving for San Diego tomorrow. My flight leaves out of SFO at 11:30 tomorrow morning! So only one day left in beautiful Sacramento! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    a week in our glorious capital!!! sounds like heaven...oh wait...I live here in California...hahahahaaa....it's always heaven.

    did you go to the train museum? I love the train museum!!!

    TOoooooooOOOOOOT TOOOoooooooOOOOOOT!!! CHUGACHUGA CHUGACHUGA CHUGA CHUGA TOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!


    sigh, all is forgiven...you get to the great south tomorrow? ;)

    Phew!! Glad to hear all is forgiven! I did not hit the train museum as I am not allowed back ever since my 6th grade field trip when I dropped my pants and asked which museum patrons wanted to "ring my bells"! And yes, I will be in the great south tomorrow! I assume my bed will be made up? ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Mook if it came right down to it, I'd give you the best massage you ever got. Of course, a loaded cannon (not yours!) would have to be pointed at me and I'd be in front of a firing squad and they'd all be happy to kill me, but I'd do it.
    D

    Well, Hartford is only a couple of months away, so... Wait! WTF am I saying?!? This trip is really starting to fuck with my head! I forgot that I already promised BostonLou the first crack at giving me a massage! Sorry Lou!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Mook if it came right down to it, I'd give you the best massage you ever got. Of course, a loaded cannon (not yours!) would have to be pointed at me and I'd be in front of a firing squad and they'd all be happy to kill me, but I'd do it.

    Fipsy on the other hand...well, I'd start with a foot massage...I dont be tickin' or nothin'!!! :D

    I love foot massages, they rock!! ;)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Towsertunes
    Towsertunes Posts: 187
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Mook if it came right down to it, I'd give you the best massage you ever got. Of course, a loaded cannon (not yours!) would have to be pointed at me and I'd be in front of a firing squad and they'd all be happy to kill me, but I'd do it.

    Fipsy on the other hand...well, I'd start with a foot massage...I dont be tickin' or nothin'!!! :D

    Tony Rockyhorror got in trouble for giving a foot massage.
    "they don't give a shit Keith Moon is dead,
    is that exactly what I thought I read?"


    How I choose to feel,...Is how I am.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Towsertunes wrote:
    Tony Rockyhorror got in trouble for giving a foot massage.


    hehehehe...he sure did....he got thrown a window!!:p
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I took a few courses in massage therapy - not for a certificate or for any real purpose - it was a lot of fun! I would NEVER think "bathhouse" trix!!!

    oh and Master Dunne!!! consider the boat sailed!! hahahaa


    I thought about taking a couple of evening classes too as intro as I had considered it as a career possibilty but I think I actually want to choose WHO I massage. I still may do it just to see... worst case scenario I am a single girl with some well honed massage skills ;)

    I love going for a massage :)

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