So I got my first massage ever today...

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  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    mookie9999 wrote:
    And I must say I was not impressed. It was a deep tissue and it wasn't as relaxing as I had hoped. And no, I didn't get a happy ending. Nor would I have wanted one considering my massuese was pushing 300lbs and probably would have Lorena Bobbit'ed me with her bare hands! So should I have went with a basic massage or are all massages other than a tender backrub/shoulder rub from a significant other useless?

    deep tissue shouldn't hurt, I hope that wasn't your experience. A massuese should ask what pressure you prefer and if you're new to it, they should take it easy. Try a relaxation massage next time, you might prefer it.

    and damn it, I can't believe you didn't go for the happy ending!!!! ;)
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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    mookie9999 wrote:
    And I must say I was not impressed. It was a deep tissue and it wasn't as relaxing as I had hoped. And no, I didn't get a happy ending. Nor would I have wanted one considering my massuese was pushing 300lbs and probably would have Lorena Bobbit'ed me with her bare hands! So should I have went with a basic massage or are all massages other than a tender backrub/shoulder rub from a significant other useless?



    hmmmmmm....sounds like you had an eh masseusse to me. i've only gotten 2 professional full-body massages, and they were utter bliss. as work during busy seasons, we get weekly 15 minute back massages, and the quality can vary greatly on the massuesse. once i figure out the 'good' massuesse, i make SURE to go to him/her each time. :p i LOVE full-body massages....ohhhhhhhh myyyyyy......seriously, who spends THAT much time massaging arms/legs? who knew that would feel so good? haha. it's so much more than simply back and neck. anyhoo, i say give it another go. i actually got a GC for heart day for one...hmmm......have to use it soon i think! :D
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  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    You're in Sacramento right now? I feel like driving down to meet you. I'm only in Nevada City, 45 min. away.

    Sorry about your massage, we have a massage therapy school here in town and on Wednesdays the students practice with a massage clinic. It costs $30 for an hour and a half. And they are the advanced students, so it feels pretty good.
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    Oh, Mook.. don't even lie, you LOVED that she was 300lbs.. I know you did.

    Can you imagine if Brittney was 300lbs? Ohhh.. the joy!!! (Don't forget to watch on tuesday!!!)

    Anyways.. I had a massage once by this woman, who was most certainly a male actually, and she was crazy.. I thought she was going to break my back. Deep tissue? Hell, she was going to push me through the table I thought. Things got weird when started massaging my butt cheeks.. I mean thats not part of any massage I've ever had!!!!!!!! (well a professional one!) and I was like.. uhhh.. this is oddddddd.. And then she asked if I wanted my "lower stomach massaged"... um... I was like, No, I'm good thanks!
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cutback wrote:
    massage?




    sacramento?!?!?!




    stop drinking....it's doing bad things to you :eek:


    oh and ed says "hi" he had a really great night!! :D
    Thanks! Yeah drinking is really fucking with me! Actually, prior to the massage I had been dry ever since hitting Cali! But last night I broke down! Tell Ed hi back and I'll see him soon enough!! :D
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Whizbang wrote:
    deep tissue shouldn't hurt, I hope that wasn't your experience. A massuese should ask what pressure you prefer and if you're new to it, they should take it easy. Try a relaxation massage next time, you might prefer it.

    and damn it, I can't believe you didn't go for the happy ending!!!! ;)

    She didn't ask me what pressure I preferred and I told her it was my first time. But I think she already gathered that as I got under the sheets in my jeans! ;) The only part that hurt was whatever the hell she was doing to my shoulder blade.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    _Crazy_Mary_ wrote:
    You're in Sacramento right now? I feel like driving down to meet you. I'm only in Nevada City, 45 min. away.

    Sorry about your massage, we have a massage therapy school here in town and on Wednesdays the students practice with a massage clinic. It costs $30 for an hour and a half. And they are the advanced students, so it feels pretty good.

    Right now I am in a place called Olivehurst. Later on I'll be in Cameron Park, followed by Fair Oaks tomorrow. Feel free to stalk away! ;) I wish I could have met some people off of here other than at the EV shows.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    GraySaturday wrote:
    Oh, Mook.. don't even lie, you LOVED that she was 300lbs.. I know you did.

    Can you imagine if Brittney was 300lbs? Ohhh.. the joy!!! (Don't forget to watch on tuesday!!!)

    Anyways.. I had a massage once by this woman, who was most certainly a male actually, and she was crazy.. I thought she was going to break my back. Deep tissue? Hell, she was going to push me through the table I thought. Things got weird when started massaging my butt cheeks.. I mean thats not part of any massage I've ever had!!!!!!!! (well a professional one!) and I was like.. uhhh.. this is oddddddd.. And then she asked if I wanted my "lower stomach massaged"... um... I was like, No, I'm good thanks!

    Damn! I wish I had your masseusse! A massage from Brittney? Nice!! As to Tuesday, I'm going to miss it! As much as I enjoy the show I have one last date with a certain singer of a certain band in San Diego!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    LongRd. wrote:
    there was a 300lbs woman in California? :confused:
    where was this...Sacremento?


    hehehe :)
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  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Sacramento is a strange strange place.
    when I lived in SF our roomate was from "Sac-town" as he called it.

    You know the magazine that comes with the Sunday NY Post now? It had an article about how some investment bankers and Wall St types don't have 'time' for relationships and whatnot so they go to the Asian massage parlors :eek:
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Allie wrote:
    It had an article about how some investment bankers and Wall St types don't have 'time' for relationships and whatnot so they go to the Asian massage parlors :eek:

    No thank you. You don't have to have a "relationship" to have a shitload of fun in NYC without having to pay for sex or go to some seedy (presumably ;) ) massage parlor!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    mookie9999 wrote:
    No thank you. You don't have to have a "relationship" to have fun in NYC without having to pay for sex or go to some seedy (presumably ;) ) massage parlor!
    I understand some boys do this 'hook-up' type thing of which you speak
    but I think they were saying in the article
    that some of these men don't even have the time to bother with that
    it was kind of like a 'drive-in' concept, like go in, have your 'business' attended to, and get out w/o having to deal with all that extraneous stuff like
    'how the woman feels'

    yeah it was kind of nasty...
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
    6-01-06
    6/25/08
    Free Speedy
    and Metsy!
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    ask for the extended cock and balls massage next time...
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  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    ask for the extended cock and balls massage next time...
    They go down in that region? :eek:

    EDIT: ;)
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Sacramento is a strange strange place. Can't believe I lived here for so long! I went out last night to a restaurant and the best looking girls were with the funniest looking fuckers you could imagine. The girl would be dressed to the nines and he would be in his best work jeans and tequila t-shirt! God I miss NYC! Fuck the Beach Boys! I say I wish they all could be NYC girls!!

    Haven't had a chance to stalk Bea yet. I won't be flying to Southern California until Tuesday. But then, let the games begin!!! :D
    :eek:
    your crown has been revoked your "highness" you are no longer the exiled King...


    and I have no brother. :mad:
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    :eek:
    your crown has been revoked your "highness" you are no longer the exiled King...


    and I have no brother. :mad:

    :( Please take into consideration that this claim was made after spending more than a week in Sacramento. I arrive in San Diego tomorrow where I'm sure my judgement could change! Maybe a second chance on the horizon? Having an estranged sibling is no fun!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Mook if it came right down to it, I'd give you the best massage you ever got. Of course, a loaded cannon (not yours!) would have to be pointed at me and I'd be in front of a firing squad and they'd all be happy to kill me, but I'd do it.

    Fipsy on the other hand...well, I'd start with a foot massage...I dont be tickin' or nothin'!!! :D
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    :( Please take into consideration that this claim was made after spending more than a week in Sacramento. I arrive in San Diego tomorrow where I'm sure my judgement could change! Maybe a second chance on the horizon? Having an estranged sibling is no fun!!!
    a week in our glorious capital!!! sounds like heaven...oh wait...I live here in California...hahahahaaa....it's always heaven.

    did you go to the train museum? I love the train museum!!!

    TOoooooooOOOOOOT TOOOoooooooOOOOOOT!!! CHUGACHUGA CHUGACHUGA CHUGA CHUGA TOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!


    sigh, all is forgiven...you get to the great south tomorrow? ;)
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Mook if it came right down to it, I'd give you the best massage you ever got. Of course, a loaded cannon (not yours!) would have to be pointed at me and I'd be in front of a firing squad and they'd all be happy to kill me, but I'd do it.

    Fipsy on the other hand...well, I'd start with a foot massage...I dont be tickin' or nothin'!!! :D
    I have corns and a hammer toe!!! if you can massage some of my heel callouses off we'd be in biniz!!!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I have corns and a hammer toe!!! if you can massage some of my heel callouses off we'd be in biniz!!!!

    what the hell is a hammer toe? :eek:

    callouses i can handle...you, me, a metal file, and a bottle of jack and we're all set!
    I love to turn you on

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