F You Tiger Woods !!

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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    You're not a Hockey fan either ??

    I don't hate Tiger.....he just annoys me

    Any sport where you can smoke and drink soda in between is not exactly an athletic event

    I just don't care for Golf
    I don't mind hockey...what Poncier said was just funny is all.

    Being able to smoke and drink during it is a plus for many people. :)
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  • smithnic
    smithnic Posts: 1,565
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    You're not a Hockey fan either ??

    I don't hate Tiger.....he just annoys me

    Any sport where you can smoke and drink soda in between is not exactly an athletic event

    I just don't care for Golf

    The Penguins got Domino's pizza in between OT's... does that make hockey not an athletic event?
    Go Get 'Em Tigers!
  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    TrixieCat wrote:

    Being able to smoke and drink during it is a plus for many people. :)

    thank you trixie.
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I don't mind hockey...what Poncier said was just funny is all.

    Being able to smoke and drink during it is a plus for many people. :)

    Could be ;)

    Afterall I do eat a hot dog and drink a coke during Mini Golf

    :D
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  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    smithnic wrote:
    The Penguins got Domino's pizza in between OT's... does that make hockey not an athletic event?

    and baseball players chew tobacco and still play their sport. is it not an athletic event?
  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    He was right. People don't watch it and don't care (outside of a small number of them)
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    smithnic wrote:
    The Penguins got Domino's pizza in between OT's... does that make hockey not an athletic event?

    Hey !

    Thats for energy and not on the ice during play

    You can't compare Hockey to Golf as far as athletes are concerned

    I can't imagine a NHL Player lighting up on the bench in between shifts
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,029
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    You're not a Hockey fan either ??

    I don't hate Tiger.....he just annoys me

    Any sport where you can smoke and drink soda in between is not exactly an athletic event

    I just don't care for Golf
    The argument as to whether golf is a "sport" or just a "game" will never be resolved...I lean towards game myself and there are many Craig Stadler/John daly types who are by no means "athletes". There are also plenty of MLB pitchers (Sidney Ponson, David Wells, Rich "El Guapo" Garces, Bartlololololo Colon, et al) who would not be mistaken for "athletes" when seen at the local McDonald's. Shit even the great babe Ruth had a body built by hot dogs and beer.

    But I bet Tiger Woods is in better physical condition than most if not all the players in the NHL.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    know1 wrote:
    He was right. People don't watch it and don't care (outside of a small number of them)


    Grrrrrrrr......

    I wonder why ?

    Hockey is fast paced...hard hitting...and has fights
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    you're right....tiger isn't the athlete this guy is :rolleyes: :)
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Poncier wrote:
    But I bet Tiger Woods is in better physical condition than most if not all the players in the NHL.

    :eek: one more :eek:

    I disagree with that !

    An 82 game schedule plus playoffs possibly playing into June

    No way !

    How many days or weeks in between tournaments for Golfers ?

    Golf is more of a mental game...not physical..mentally you can be drained but come on Hockey guys go months in playing very physical game
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,029
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    :eek: one more :eek:

    I disagree with that !

    An 82 game schedule plus playoffs possibly playing into June

    No way !

    How many days or weeks in between tournaments for Golfers ?

    Golf is more of a mental game...not physical..mentally you can be drained but come on Hockey guys go months in playing very physical game
    The average golfer vs the average NHL'er...no comparison.
    You think Tiger sits on the couch Mon-Wed, then just swings his club 69 times Thur-Sun?
    The man is a physical specimen who has a regimented workout and diet program on top of his mental game.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    cutback wrote:
    you're right....tiger isn't the athlete this guy is :rolleyes: :)


    HaHa !

    Tiger is on the juice

    ;)
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Poncier wrote:
    The average golfer vs the average NHL'er...no comparison.
    You think Tiger sits on the couch Mon-Wed, then just swings his club 69 times Thur-Sun?
    The man is a physical specimen who has a regimented workout and diet program on top of his mental game.


    The difference is you don't have to be like Tiger to succeed in golf

    Hockey Players have to be in great shape or you're not going to cut it for 82 games and playoffs
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  • HermanBloom
    HermanBloom Posts: 1,764
    Gremmie95 wrote:
    Tiger is a phenom. Many people don't like golf and I can understand that (to an extent), but a douche? Don't be a hater, that dude has changed the game of golf, sports advertising, and sports financially....for the better.
    How is making golf into a new commercialized consumer driven sport better? Tiger has just turned it into another sideshow like basketball, etc.
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  • HermanBloom
    HermanBloom Posts: 1,764
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    The difference is you don't have to be like Tiger to succeed in golf

    Hockey Players have to be in great shape or you're not going top cut it for 82 games and playoffs
    Watching the game last night, I was amazed at the superior athletic prowess of hockey players. Unbelievable what shape these guys are in; and sheer toughness. Guy got hit in the face with a puck and came back out.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    nathanastin wrote:
    How is making golf into a new commercialized consumer driven sport better? Tiger has just turned it into another sideshow like basketball, etc.

    I guess so the 56 viewers Golf gets can increase

    ;)
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    nathanastin wrote:
    Watching the game last night, I was amazed at the superior athletic prowess of hockey players. Unbelievable what shape these guys are in; and sheer toughness. Guy got hit in the face with a puck and came back out.

    It's crazy the shape these guys are in

    Plus playing three OT's is like playing 2 games in the same night

    I was shocked to he came back.....That was a nasty shot he took

    I heard earlier in the series his nose broken and then he took that shot as well
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

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  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    TrixieCat wrote:
    How does someone hate Tiger Woods??
    jealousy or racism... or a combination since he gets to bang a hot white woman everynight... i dont consider golf a sport (cause its leisurely like bowling or bocce ball) but i will admit hes very professional and driven at what he does and he seems like a very friendly guy as well from interviews ive seen... besides hes right... hockey has as much of a follow in the US as soccer... ironically theyre both low scoring and can end in a tie (which america never settles for)... i bet if you got rid of the goalie in both sports and allowed more contact and fighting it would catch on here... oh and soccer has to fix its fuckin clock... counting up?! wtf?... and get rid of "offsides" because that rule seems to ruin some sweet fast break opportunities and i dont get it
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    watching golf = is tiger wearing red? i'd watch it for as long as I'd watch the Kentucky Derby...2.5 minutes. granted, most of the national golf audience are from FL and AZ and they watch it because they're old retirees who take a day off from the links.

    watching hockey = athletic poetic ballet in the midst of a ice box, with the occasion head on collision and fight.
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