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F You Tiger Woods !!

Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
A guy I work with showed me a article titled

"More Fans Watching Stanley Cup Finals"

In the article (why they interviewed Tiger Woods for Hockey I have no idea) but Tiger goes on to say :

"I really don't care. Let's talk about the Dodgers."

"I don't think anybody really watches hockey anymore."

Mean while the ratings are their highest since the 2002 Finals !

I can't find the article on the newspapers website I would put up a link
My drinking team has a hockey problem

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  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    Go Dodgers!!!! :D
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • HermanBloomHermanBloom Posts: 1,764
    I hate Tiger and I don't really like hockey, but stayed up late last night watching that incredible game. After I move to Vermont, I may take more seriously.
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  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    well he does have a point.
  • smithnicsmithnic Posts: 1,563
    no one does watch hockey! Games one and two were on a VS! Get over it
    Go Get 'Em Tigers!
  • BinFrogBinFrog MA Posts: 7,309
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Mean while the ratings are their highest since the 2002 Finals !

    Comparing it against itself is misleading.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    smithnic wrote:
    no one does watch hockey! Games one and two were on a VS! Get over it

    VS is a bad place for Hockey

    They need it on ESPN again

    Well...it says in the article the Pens win on Wednesday last week beat out the Detroit/Bahston Eatern Conference Finals game in ratings

    So people are watching Hockey !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    BinFrog wrote:
    Comparing it against itself is misleading.

    How about this froggy...

    Well...it says in the article the Pens win on Wednesday last week beat out the Detroit/Bahston Eatern Conference Finals game in ratings

    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • smithnicsmithnic Posts: 1,563
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    VS is a bad place for Hockey

    They need it on ESPN again

    Well...it says in the article the Pens win on Wednesday last week beat out the Detroit/Bahston Eatern Conference Finals game in ratings

    So people are watching Hockey !

    ESPN doesn't want it because they were getting killed in the ratings.
    Go Get 'Em Tigers!
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    Phantom Pain wrote:

    So people are watching Hockey !

    yes, and those people are canadian ;)

    i watched 'meet wally sparks' the other night. he had a one liner that was pretty funny.

    "i hear in canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game."
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    smithnic wrote:
    ESPN doesn't want it because they were getting killed in the ratings.

    The main thing is the league needed some superstars

    They were in a funk for a HUGE name

    I don't know why more people in the US don't like or watch hockey
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,154
    BinFrog wrote:
    Comparing it against itself is misleading.
    They got 53 viewers this year...much better than the 46 who watched in 2002.
    :D
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    sweet adeline wrote:
    yes, and those people are canadian ;)

    i watched 'meet wally sparks' the other night. he had a one liner that was pretty funny.

    "i hear in canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game."

    No !

    These were US ratings :p

    I gotta remember that during the next game I watch

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    Tiger Woods is a douche bag anyway.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Poncier wrote:
    They got 53 viewers this year...much better than the 46 who watched in 2002.
    :D


    Damn it !

    Where are my hockey whores ??

    The flames are being fanned !

    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Stone Is God wrote:
    Tiger Woods is a douche bag anyway.

    Amen !

    Test that punk for Roids or HGH he's awfully big for a "Golfer"
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,154
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Damn it !

    Where are my hockey whores ??

    The flames are being fanned !

    :D
    The other 52 folks around the US are at work.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Poncier wrote:
    They got 53 viewers this year...much better than the 46 who watched in 2002.
    :D
    I needed the laugh..thank you.
    :)

    How does someone hate Tiger Woods??
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • smithnicsmithnic Posts: 1,563
    Stone Is God wrote:
    Tiger Woods is a douche bag anyway.

    Why? What has the greatest golfer in history done to get that? Maybe uninteresting or boring, but a douche?
    Go Get 'Em Tigers!
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I needed the laugh..thank you.
    :)

    How does someone hate Tiger Woods??

    You're not a Hockey fan either ??

    I don't hate Tiger.....he just annoys me

    Any sport where you can smoke and drink soda in between is not exactly an athletic event

    I just don't care for Golf
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Gremmie95Gremmie95 Posts: 749
    Tiger is a phenom. Many people don't like golf and I can understand that (to an extent), but a douche? Don't be a hater, that dude has changed the game of golf, sports advertising, and sports financially....for the better.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    You're not a Hockey fan either ??

    I don't hate Tiger.....he just annoys me

    Any sport where you can smoke and drink soda in between is not exactly an athletic event

    I just don't care for Golf
    I don't mind hockey...what Poncier said was just funny is all.

    Being able to smoke and drink during it is a plus for many people. :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • smithnicsmithnic Posts: 1,563
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    You're not a Hockey fan either ??

    I don't hate Tiger.....he just annoys me

    Any sport where you can smoke and drink soda in between is not exactly an athletic event

    I just don't care for Golf

    The Penguins got Domino's pizza in between OT's... does that make hockey not an athletic event?
    Go Get 'Em Tigers!
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    TrixieCat wrote:

    Being able to smoke and drink during it is a plus for many people. :)

    thank you trixie.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I don't mind hockey...what Poncier said was just funny is all.

    Being able to smoke and drink during it is a plus for many people. :)

    Could be ;)

    Afterall I do eat a hot dog and drink a coke during Mini Golf

    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    smithnic wrote:
    The Penguins got Domino's pizza in between OT's... does that make hockey not an athletic event?

    and baseball players chew tobacco and still play their sport. is it not an athletic event?
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    He was right. People don't watch it and don't care (outside of a small number of them)
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    smithnic wrote:
    The Penguins got Domino's pizza in between OT's... does that make hockey not an athletic event?

    Hey !

    Thats for energy and not on the ice during play

    You can't compare Hockey to Golf as far as athletes are concerned

    I can't imagine a NHL Player lighting up on the bench in between shifts
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,154
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    You're not a Hockey fan either ??

    I don't hate Tiger.....he just annoys me

    Any sport where you can smoke and drink soda in between is not exactly an athletic event

    I just don't care for Golf
    The argument as to whether golf is a "sport" or just a "game" will never be resolved...I lean towards game myself and there are many Craig Stadler/John daly types who are by no means "athletes". There are also plenty of MLB pitchers (Sidney Ponson, David Wells, Rich "El Guapo" Garces, Bartlololololo Colon, et al) who would not be mistaken for "athletes" when seen at the local McDonald's. Shit even the great babe Ruth had a body built by hot dogs and beer.

    But I bet Tiger Woods is in better physical condition than most if not all the players in the NHL.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    know1 wrote:
    He was right. People don't watch it and don't care (outside of a small number of them)


    Grrrrrrrr......

    I wonder why ?

    Hockey is fast paced...hard hitting...and has fights
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    you're right....tiger isn't the athlete this guy is :rolleyes: :)
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