Just got a vasectomy 3 days ago.......

Black Diamond

Had mine done 3 years ago. Best thing I ever did except

1. Yes, as many of you pointed out, you are awake.

2. I don't know if anyone mentioned the burning smell. That was nice.

3. You become lovers with a bag of frozen peas

4. The first time afterwards is an adventure in pain.

Still to do this for your wife and having no protection for the rest of your life is priceless!

Flagg

Black Diamond wrote:

Had mine done 3 years ago. Best thing I ever did except

1. Yes, as many of you pointed out, you are awake.

2. I don't know if anyone mentioned the burning smell. That was nice.

3. You become lovers with a bag of frozen peas

4. The first time afterwards is an adventure in pain.

Still to do this for your wife and having no protection for the rest of your life is priceless!

Oh, God I forgot about the burning. I was like, "WTF is that smoke coming from?!"

Cree Nations

Black Diamond wrote:

Had mine done 3 years ago. Best thing I ever did except

1. Yes, as many of you pointed out, you are awake.

2. I don't know if anyone mentioned the burning smell. That was nice.

3. You become lovers with a bag of frozen peas

4. The first time afterwards is an adventure in pain.

Still to do this for your wife and having no protection for the rest of your life is priceless!

Dear lord, yet more solid reasons to ask to be knocked the fuck out!!!!

decides2dream

Flagg wrote:

True!

I remember my doctor telling me "You have to be ABSOLUTELY sure you do not wan't to have any more kids. Because there is no going back. Those billboards that advertise vasectomy reversal? BS."

It was a lot to think about. Something could happen and you may remarry some day. You could lose a kid. If was a pretty heavy decision.

well in our case, we never had children! i had to sign a statement to submit that i knew and approve of my husband having a vasectomy. i remember chuckling about it at the time, but i DO understand the reason behind it. granted, we were both a bit older when he had it done. i think he was 40. looking back, should've done it like 10 years earlier. however, at the time we weren't entirely convinced we didn't want kids b/c once upon a time we both thought we did.

and yes, it IS a lot to think about. relationships can end, and then what? that's why i told him to be 100% sure HE didnt want kids, period. i mean hell, what if something happened to me. he certainly is young enough to remarry, find a woman who is of the age of still wanting kids, etc. it is a risk. however, he made the decision that yes, he WANTS to remain childless, commited to our lifestyle and relationship. and hey, if shit goes south down the road...guess could always adopt. seriously, it is not something to go into lightly, but absolutely..if the right decision for you, it's just soooo good!


ps - we are truly happy with our dogs, cat and fish.

Touchofgray16

Congrats on your decision. My husband had it done about 15 years ago. He was awake, but he closed his eyes, stuck his fingers in his ears and said, "Lalalalalalalalalalala" over and over and VERY LOUD. Then he sat around with a bag of ice between his legs for several days. He never did mention the burning smell, though. LOL

PS I never got pregnant again.

Black Diamond

Cree Nations wrote:

shaweet lordy.
I have no kids but hope to some day and I was never against this procedure until this thread. I would demand to be knocked out personally because:
a) I dont want to have to watch some doctor stick a needle into my johnson
b) I wouldnt want to see the staff watch me cry.
c) I wouldnt want to have dreams later down the line aboot the procedure
and d) I cant think of one but its coming to me....

The needle does not go in your Johnson BTW, your boys are getting the love.

Cree Nations

Black Diamond wrote:

The needle does not go in your Johnson BTW, your boys are getting the love.

I consider the Johnson as one single unit... you cannot have one without the other....well not really unless one decides to alter it.

If a needle touches the balls, it is not too far away from the old tugay...thats Cree for Penis.

duffy

aspoonfulweighsaton wrote:

Everyone that I know that got one still eventually got their woman pregnant, so fuck that!

i don't believe that for a second. unless you're joking.

sterilization is a good thing. there's too many dayum people.

PatrickBateman

1. Going to the doctor for a vasectomy consultation after 2 kids - $6 co-pay
2. Deciding not to get it done in case you ever want children again - $0
3. Your wife getting pregnant because she begged to have a third? - No sleep A lot of $$$
4. Finding out your wife is pregnant with your 4th child a week before she gets her tubes tied - even more sleepless nights, a bigger house, many more $$$$
5. 20 minutes of WTF?!?!, a week of feeling like someone kicked your in the balls every hour or so.....$0
6. Never having to go through any of it again and her anticipating the day you feel better?............priceless


I did it all for the nookie




There is a commercial on the radio with a screaming baby for about 15 seconds...then a guy says..."got vasectomy?" hahaha

angelm20

Black Diamond wrote:

Had mine done 3 years ago. Best thing I ever did except

1. Yes, as many of you pointed out, you are awake.

2. I don't know if anyone mentioned the burning smell. That was nice.

3. You become lovers with a bag of frozen peas

4. The first time afterwards is an adventure in pain.

Still to do this for your wife and having no protection for the rest of your life is priceless!

Ya know~ I would NOT be surprised if its on You~tube too~ YIKES

Black Diamond

angelm19 wrote:

Ya know~ I would NOT be surprised if its on You~tube too~ YIKES

I hope not! :eek:, shrinkage and all.

fanch75

PatrickBateman wrote:

yeah, it still sucks

"Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way....."

Black Diamond

fanch75 wrote:

"Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way....."

"Oh what fun to cut your sack! and no more kids today!"

I will now be humming that all day.

FinsburyParkCarrots

Maybe I'm a male chauvinist pig, but I'd never have the snip for anyone. Even if I over-populated the globe with loud, verbose brats with extremely large heads and an excessive fondness for export Guinness, so be it.

FinsburyParkCarrots

Touchofgray16 wrote:

Congrats on your decision. My husband had it done about 15 years ago.

I love the way it's the women congratulating you, hahaha.