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Just got a vasectomy 3 days ago.......

PatrickBatemanPatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
yeah, it still sucks
If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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  • angelm20angelm20 Posts: 142
    Must hurt~ Great that you cared enough to do so. Its gotta make life simpler. How long does it take till you can have sex again?
    Hey and can you tell me how do I start a new thread?!! I feel like an idiot askin anyone but since your brave enough to post your deal then you must be cool. Hey good luck with that~ happy healin
  • 3inputchick3inputchick Posts: 845
    I think you are a good man. Your wife shoulds not need to chemically alter her body just so you dont knock her up!
    A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
  • WildsWilds Posts: 4,329
    I'm going next Friday. Not looking forward to that weekend. Yikes!
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    3inputchick wrote:
    I think you are a good man. Your wife shoulds not need to chemically alter her body just so you dont knock her up!
    lets turn the cards, A Man should not have to ruin one of the 2 unique aspects of his body for woman, granted it is nice.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • riffrandallriffrandall Posts: 685
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    lets turn the cards, A Man should not have to ruin one of the 2 unique aspects of his body for woman, granted it is nice.

    There's 2 unique aspects to a man?
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    riffrandall wrote:
    There's 2 unique aspects to a man?
    Balls and Penis. other than that..
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • aspoonfulweighsatonaspoonfulweighsaton Posts: 2,055
    3inputchick wrote:
    I think you are a good man. Your wife shoulds not need to chemically alter her body just so you dont knock her up!


    Everyone that I know that got one still eventually got their woman pregnant, so fuck that! :D
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Mine was 1 month ago.

    Have to wait 10 weeks before Unprotected Sex. Protected sense can commence 5-10 days after the procedure.

    I was expecting it to be uncomfortable. It hurt like a motherfucker. A 15 minute long - kick to the groin.

    All is well now.
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    I salute you. Real Men get vasectomies. It pisses me off when I hear about pussies who won't get one done, and make their wife go through a major surgery or keep taking the pill because they aren't man enough to get it done.

    After I have a few kids, I plan on having it done as well.
    "It's all happening"
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    lets turn the cards, A Man should not have to ruin one of the 2 unique aspects of his body for woman, granted it is nice.

    lol, dude...he got a vastectomy. He wasn't castrated. The only thing ruined is his ability to make babies. It's not that big of a deal in the long run.
  • Given to...Given to... Wyoming Posts: 4,997
    Got mine about 10 -11 years ago. Wife had gone on the pill for the very first time just prior to that. It took about a month to decide that wasnt the right thing to do. She had major cramps, unexplained pain all over, and eventually went to the emergency room due to the pain and cramps in her abdomen. We took her to her ob/gyn and found she had already began developing cysts.


    Chemicals were definetely not for us.

    And a funny story about the vasectomy too.... dont know if i want to share that one though.

    And it doesnt hurt that bad. A few of my tattoos hurt way more.
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  • 3inputchick3inputchick Posts: 845
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    lets turn the cards, A Man should not have to ruin one of the 2 unique aspects of his body for woman, granted it is nice.
    be quiet- for you it's a 4 minute process-
    for us it's surgery or pills-
    A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    It ruins nothing. You can't tell by looking. And a little discomfort is paid for by all those years of fun times with no worries ;)
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  • __ Posts: 6,651
    3inputchick wrote:
    be quiet- for you it's a 4 minute process-

    Haha - sorry, but when I first read this I thought you meant for him sex is a 4 minute process since he's so young. That cracked me up! :D

    Drop The Leash 10 - My advice for you, when you get older, is to go to gyn appointments with your girlfriends (if they don't mind) to try to get as best an understanding as you can about how complicated it all is for us. (Of course, you sound like a good guy, so I'm sure you're already trying to understand.)
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Ain't no-one gettin' their secateurs on mah vas deferens.


    Edit: I used to think Vas Deferens was a Renaissance Flemish painter.
  • brainofPJbrainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    i just learned that the company i work for pays 100% for this procedure...


    Esther's here and she's sick?

    hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    brainofPJ wrote:
    i just learned that the company i work for pays 100% for this procedure...


    Just as well it's not just 50%. Half a snip could be tricky. :D
  • MyHandsBoundMyHandsBound Posts: 698
    PatrickBateman wrote:
    yeah, it still sucks


    I thought you were going to say something like, 'and boy are my arms tired.'
  • PatrickBatemanPatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    "About three days of discomfort"....my ass.

    It has been a week and the pain is almost completely gone. Someone said "getting kicked in the balls for fifteen minutes".....this is exactly the feeling right after the "pinch and burn". Mine took about 20 -25 minutes and it indeed sucked until I spoke up and said I need more anesthesia for the second round. Then it wasn't so bad.

    For the next few days it was like someone was flicking them about every 20 minutes or so. Forget about riding a bike or driving stick shift (no pun intended)


    Well worth it though as my wife is pregnant with our fourth
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    kudos!


    major, major kudos!
    :D




    seriously...tis one of the BESt gifts you can give towards your marriage...and hell yes, your sex life!


    vasectomies are SEXY!
    :cool:



    my husband had it done a year or two ago......what a GREAT thing! i cannot believe how many will NOT have it done, truly amazes me. it is for your benefit as much as your spouse, a FAR less invasive procedure, etc. all win-win. makes total sense, and i find it extremely impressive. just yet another reason i know i chose my spouse wisely. :)


    hope you feel better soon, and then get to really try out the altered equipment! ;)
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    decides2dream wrote:

    vasectomies are SEXY!

    scccaaarrrreeeeeewwwwwww that!!!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • nick1977nick1977 Posts: 327
    I'll get one when my wife and I decide we are done having children.

    A funny story....a buddy of mine had 4 kids, and scheduled a vasectomy. The day of the procedure, his wife found out she was pregnant with number 5.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Less than a month for me now before the snip. I'm thinking about wearing my .44 to the operation in hopes that it convinces him to do the best job possible and give me lots of pain killer.
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,495
    TMI dude

    If I ever meet you, Ill be thinking, oh the dude that told the world he got snipped.
    thanks for that


    but hey if its a play for some action, then its ok.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Get_Right wrote:
    TMI dude

    If I ever meet you, Ill be thinking, oh the dude that told the world he got snipped.
    thanks for that


    but hey if its a play for some action, then its ok.

    Oh don't be such a baby. It isn't like they shorten your dick while you're in there. Now, I can understand the reluctance to admit you need viagra or counseling or something wussy like that, but it takes a real man to place his junk in the hands of another man with a scalpel. A real stupid man...

    Hmmm, it isn't too late to back out of this.
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,495
    eyedclaar wrote:
    .Now, I can understand the reluctance to admit you need viagra or counseling or something wussy like that, but it takes a real man to place his junk in the hands of another man with a scalpel. A real stupid man...
    .

    huh?

    Im not saying its a bad idea, im saying I dont want to know the state of your balls or anyone elses for that matter
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Get_Right wrote:
    huh?

    Im not saying its a bad idea, im saying I dont want to know the state of your balls or anyone elses for that matter

    I was joking. Kind of like how you're joking about not wanting to know the state of my balls. For the record, all this vasectomy talk has them attempting to climb up inside me.
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  • Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
    They do not keep you awake during this operation do they?
    >>>>
    >
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Cree Nations wrote:
    They do not keep you awake during this operation do they?

    I've heard they do which makes me wonder if I can actually punch myself hard enough to knock myself out.
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  • Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I've heard they do which makes me wonder if I can actually punch myself hard enough to knock myself out.

    WTF????? Are you kidding me? That is ridculous. I took my doggy Jasper in to get fixed and they put him to sleep before they sliced his unit. So let me get this straight, dogs are knocked out during this procedure but humans arent?
    >>>>
    >
    ...a lover and a fighter.
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