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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Just be careful using it in the mens room.

    yeah.. thanks for the 'past experience sob story'.. all advice is good advice.

    one day you'll overcome the shame... i shouldn't have used the word 'come' there should I? :p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3mNhkr9ftM


    :D:D:D:D

    That was REALLY funny! I love your sense of humour! The more swearing the better!

    P.S. It made me think of the Royle Family. Before it got REALLY silly.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8is6bATvIk
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    That was REALLY funny! I love your sense of humour! The more swearing the better!

    P.S. It made me think of the Royle Family. Before it got REALLY silly.

    There ya go then:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRERndDP-Jc


    :D
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah.. thanks for the 'past experience sob story'.. all advice is good advice.

    one day you'll overcome the shame... i shouldn't have used the word 'come' there should I? :p

    No problem. By the way, does your name refer to when you are doing the pushing down of a guy's head, or when you are being pushed. Is it "Oh shit here comes the dunkman" or "Yes, Here comes the dunkman!!"?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    No problem. By the way, does your name refer to when you are doing the pushing down of a guy's head, or when you are being pushed. Is it "Oh shit here comes the dunkman" or "Yes, Here comes the dunkman!!"?


    it genuinely comes from the time when i used to shove geekatrons heads down toilets at school... i was a hygenic basketball fan...

    does your username come from a simple lack of imagination? ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    There ya go then:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRERndDP-Jc


    :D

    :D

    Thanks! A bit before your time though? You must have been a young kid then.

    Very funny anyway! The 'You F***ing C***' one is still my favourite so far.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:

    does your username come from a simple lack of imagination? ;)

    Actually I was just going to call myself Mookie after the Do the Right Thing character, but before I him submit I stood up to swat a fly and my balls rested on the "9" key. Didn't notice until it was too late.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Actually I was just going to call myself Mookie after the Do the Right Thing character, but before I him submit I stood up to swat a fly and my balls rested on the "9" key. Didn't notice until it was too late.


    see thats funny.. none of this youtube crap :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    that was funny Mooks (remember I am calling you that because it is totally awesome to do so)

    and...it also gave me the mental image of a ballsac hitting the number 9 repeatedly.

    :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    see thats funny.. none of this youtube crap :D
    :D

    Now onto more important issues. If you are performing a "Cleveland Steamer" in Cleveland, is it only referred to as a "Steamer"? Should it be?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    :D

    Thanks! A bit before your time though? You must have been a young kid then.

    Very funny anyway! The 'You F***ing C***' one is still my favourite so far.

    I'd put their "Sir" sketch up, but that's just way too outrageous and downright hilarious. :D
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    mookie9999 wrote:
    :D

    Now onto more important issues. If you are performing a "Cleveland Steamer" in Cleveland, is it only referred to as a "Steamer"? Should it be?


    and what about a guy named san.....ah nevermind....;) :eek:
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I'd put their "Sir" sketch up, but that's just way too outrageous and downright hilarious. :D
    Watch you don't spill the brasso.....
    I love those guys Rich, I mean love them, I posted the worst job earlier, it's a classic......"up go the lobsters...boing....straight up her arsehole.." Unbelievable, I've cried at that every time I've ever heard it...and Winston was a secret bogey-er......hahaha, we'll talk again...
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    :D

    Now onto more important issues. If you are performing a "Cleveland Steamer" in Cleveland, is it only referred to as a "Steamer"? Should it be?

    when in Cleveland - it's best to consider foregoing the Steamer for the ludicrous impracticality of the Hot Karl.

    and you will never see wearing brown socks the same again. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • romybian
    romybian Posts: 1,644
    The worst joke I've ever heard still it made me laugh for like 20 minutes.....

    What's the only animal with 4 legs and feathers?
    "The joke in your language won't come out the same" (Tom Petty)
    I'm no dude! Dudette!
  • romybian
    romybian Posts: 1,644
    romybian wrote:
    The worst joke I've ever heard still it made me laugh for like 20 minutes.....

    What's the only animal with 4 legs and feathers?
    A horse with a duster up it's ass.

    (I warned u, it was bad)
    "The joke in your language won't come out the same" (Tom Petty)
    I'm no dude! Dudette!
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=uZpAtgNBA7Q

    Spagett!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Ledbetterus
    Ledbetterus Posts: 592
    Probably shouldn't check these if you're easily offended but:

    1) Mr. Bergis! A radio station makes crank calls to this guy (who may or may not be real) and he just goes off every time.. every one is hilarious, but if you only listen to one, "Gay and Lesbian School" is great!
    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/tags/mr-bergis/

    2) Bloodninja! Probably also made up, but classic comedy.
    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Bloodninja/logs
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