Not as bored as I was...but still looking for something amusing

failedpersephone
failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
edited November 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
Okay -

so I went to lunch and apparently something happened to the last thread (I am not asking what happened - nor do I want a play by play, suffice it to say that the underpants gnomes have stolen the cheese again)

so post something funny/silly

something amusing to ease this horrible work day!!

hmmn, maybe we should keep it clean(ish) since the underpants gnomes are zapping with a vengeance!

;)
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g0AJPqKybs
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEjhK6qPa7c
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    stop posting youtube shit fucktooths... make your own funny shit up :):p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnbEd1gAFgg&feature=related
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    stop posting youtube shit fucktooths... make your own funny shit up :):p


    "fucktooths" !!


    thank you...for making me snort orange juice out of my nostrils.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • tschav
    tschav Posts: 2,900
    http://schavitz.net/moustache/
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    start posting youtube shit fucktooths... making your own funny shit up just isn't working :):p

    Alright then:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU7XsoQXSW8
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    stop posting youtube shit fucktooths... make your own funny shit up :):p
    Sorry man, I'll work on something...until then here's one of my personal faves....what's the worst job you ever had..?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRERndDP-Jc




    ha,ha...lobsterisimus bumberkissimus.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    "fucktooths" !!


    thank you...for making me snort orange juice out of my nostrils.


    its the plural of 'fuckteeth'.... which is number 3 made up swear word of all time.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    stop posting youtube shit fucktooths... make your own funny shit up :):p

    We can't ALL be as funny as you!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    We can't ALL be as funny as you!


    do i get a royalty fee for all my signature quotes ;)

    if so you owe me 18p.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    its the plural of 'fuckteeth'.... which is number 3 made up swear word of all time.

    I have been saying "fuckwhistle" alot...and "cocklips" as in "get the fuck away from my garden you fucking cocklip son of a bitch!"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Today's word of the day on websters.com is hirsute. When you do an image search on google you get an amazing pic:

    http://www.dantedifranco.com/BeardedWoman5.jpg
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=lKKur8C4WVg

    My favorite performance by Carlo Rota. Mind you, I've never seen Little Mosque on the Prairie or any of his other perfomances.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I have been saying "fuckwhistle" alot...and "cocklips" as in "get the fuck away from my garden you fucking cocklip son of a bitch!"


    i like cocklips a lot... can i use it?

    fuckteeth, cocklips.. spunkgums.. we should get together, do dirty stuff and write a really fucking short book on filthy swear words?


    then do more dirty stuff
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Here's something for you to muse...

    If 7-11 stores are open twenty four hours a day, then why do they have locks on the doors?

    Or why do they call them apartments when they're so close together?
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    do i get a royalty fee for all my signature quotes ;)

    if so you owe me 18p.

    Well, the one I've got now was ME being funny. Not you! ;)
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3mNhkr9ftM


    :D:D:D:D
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    i like cocklips a lot... can i use it?

    Just be careful using it in the mens room.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    i like cocklips a lot... can i use it?

    fuckteeth, cocklips.. spunkgums.. we should get together, do dirty stuff and write a really fucking short book on filthy swear words?


    then do more dirty stuff


    only if we can take some breaks to do some more dirty stuff.

    "c*ntstick" ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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