Your Job In A Nutshell

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  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    jamie uk wrote:
    Hey, who you calling a half wit? :p
    Are you the guy that answers when my Sky tv breaks too? :)

    That will always be the dream, but its just mobile queries for now unfortunately.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    dunkman wrote:
    i do digital mapping. I also stare out of the window a lot in the hope that the woman in the flat across the roads boobs fall out of her towel again, they did this once about 2 years ago and its never happened since.
    Do you pictures of this? :eek: Upload now!
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    pick weeds, flood the bogs, design, cook, act like professional counselor, accountant, mom, chauffer, social worker, random acts of kindness, draw, clean, cook, garden, blaze, enjoy nature's aesthetics, chat, make people smile, help, party, swim, love and peace
  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    pick weeds, flood the bogs, design, cook, act like professional counselor, accountant, mom, chauffer, social worker, random acts of kindness, draw, clean, cook, garden, blaze, enjoy nature's aesthetics, chat, make people smile, help, party, swim, love and peace
    But what do you do to keep busy?
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    nuffingman wrote:
    But what do you do to keep busy?
    sleep sometimes! hehe
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    IT technical support and helpdesk for a tachograph analysis company.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • LotteryWinner
    LotteryWinner Posts: 119
    overpaid adult babysitter
  • Riot_Rain
    Riot_Rain Posts: 348
    I translate German into English and German+English into Dutch

    And because I do this parttime, I also do a fair amount of cooking, food shopping and cleaning.
    Like a cloud dropping rain
    I'm discarding all thought
    I'll dry up, leaving puddles on the ground
    I'm like an opening band for the sun
  • iamsampj
    iamsampj Posts: 784
    i outfit the greater tampa area in all the skinny jeans their little hearts can handle. ;)

    i also manage, train, and babysit a staff of about 30 ppl, make sure that the store has all that it needs to be profitable and exceed sales plans, calm down angry customers, send shoplifters to jail, answer ridiculous e-mail, and plan in-store events.
    yes...i do feel like a human. i do not feel like a tree.
  • Cassandra-Geminni
    Cassandra-Geminni Posts: 119
    I work at a golf course setting up tables for banquets, aswell as keeping the beverage carts and bar stocked. I also do whatever random tasks my gm comes up with.
    Shows Attended:
    10/05/00 Toronto, 09/13/05 Hamilton, 09/19/05 Toronto,
    05/09/06 Toronto, 05/10/06 Toronto, 08/12/08 Toronto EV,
    08/13/08 Toronto EV, 08/21/09 Toronto, 05/10/10 Buffalo
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    Rate and issue commercial insurance policies for senior living facilities in AZ
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    well, this would be a brief synopsis of my summer job, which ended 2 weeks ago...

    i was an underpaid counselor and served food to a bunch of cute, hungry, smelly and very energetic going-into-kindergardeners who's last priority is listening to their staff.

    ...but it could have been worse :]
  • lanners
    lanners Posts: 458
    I'm pretty much an underpaid office manager.
    i. am. mine.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    I help people sue insurance companies when they get in an accident or slip/trip and fall. Oh--once a lady did get "injured" eating some maggots in a candy bar so we helped her too! :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    I receive phone calls and emails from company employees. I then either resolve their issue or escalate and coordinate the proper resolution.
    NERDS!
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Lizard wrote:
    I help people sue insurance companies when they get in an accident or slip/trip and fall. Oh--once a lady did get "injured" eating some maggots in a candy bar so we helped her too! :p


    um.....GROSS!! the hell??? :eek: :o
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    cutback wrote:
    um.....GROSS!! the hell??? :eek: :o
    I don't want to know what the injury was :eek:
    NERDS!
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    South of Seattle wrote:
    I don't want to know what the injury was :eek:
    haha....just MENTAL injuries!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    mergers and acquisitions



    the rest of the day I fix computers when they are broken. I also refurb PC's and laptops, for my friends company that does computer/electronics recycling
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • sherm
    sherm Seattle, Wa Posts: 708
    Machines break, I try to fix them, and try to convince myself that I really don't want to choke my boss, it really isn't as good of an idea as it seems... That's my day, in a nutshell.
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