Your Job In A Nutshell

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  • brain of c
    brain of c Posts: 5,213
    i deliver sales stock to a chain of adult stores.
    d'oh!!!!!!

    http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    deal with the day to day Comuputer and Telecomunications issues, that are provided to be by the halfwits that work in the sydney office of one of the many banners owned by a multinational corporate giant
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    vedder_soup wrote:
    deal with the day to day Comuputer and Telecomunications issues, that are provided to be by the halfwits that work in the sydney office of one of the many banners owned by a multinational corporate giant

    ooh you work for the devil. :D


    im a parent and a student.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • duggro
    duggro Posts: 1,343
    I sell and market goods for a defence company. Not weapons though. Just friendly harmless things. Honest.
    Dublin Leeds Berlin Wembley
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    Anaesthetists come to my work, i have everything waiting for them to pop people to sleep, i then sit on my arse waiting for surgeons to finish operating, until it's time to let them wake up. :)
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    A private nurse to a ultra wealthy man. I do everything related to him, appointments, clothes he wears, cook, his trainer and help him keep up with his horses. :) I travel on his plane, yacht to his homes in Palm Beach FL, home and Martha's Vineyard. Most days it's pretty boring.

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • OffHeGoes29
    OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    I don't work during the school year, but when I do, I fix airplanes that shoot down other airplanes. Hope to God it doesn't have to happen, but its absolutely necessary to have them ready.
    BRING BACK THE WHALE
  • releaselauren
    releaselauren Posts: 384
    I work for my sons and I am everything they need me to be as I am their mother. Some days are good and some days, the "boss" is pissed off.

    ;)
    "you shall be released" ~ EV
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    help make sure contractors don't fuck themselves up
  • joint in a tree
    joint in a tree Posts: 392
    restlesssoul wrote:

    A printer prints up bills with food items on them and I cook what is asked by the bill. Also, I prep food to ensure that these orders can be completed.[/B]

    Day in and day out.


    i put on a big ol' fake smile, and take the orders for said food and punch it into a computer, causing the printer to print up said bills...then i expo the food out of the window, giving it its finishing touches, deliver it to the customer, and make sure the restlesssouls of my restaurant have done their job right. then i collect money from the customer, and pray for a decent tip.

    waitressing sucks, which is why i also attend classes for my masters in art ed, which i should have within 18 months. getting knocked up will have put me back at least a semester.
    "Find myself singing the same songs every day....
    ones that make me feel good when things behind the smile ain't ok...." -Hoon
  • leafs4ever
    leafs4ever Posts: 833
    I marry-up the upper and lower compartments of turbo pro planes and prepare the completed flight compartment for paint shop. I also help co-workers as a lead hand.
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me"
    09/19/05, 05/09/06, 05/10/06
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    2+2=5
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • restlesssoul
    restlesssoul Posts: 6,952
    brain of c wrote:
    i deliver sales stock to a chain of adult stores.


    awesome dude.

    and join in a tree, make sure you do your tip out for us cooks! :)
    Van '98, Sea I+II '00, Sea '01, Sea II '02, Van '03, Gorge, Van, Cal, Edm '05, Bos I+II, Phi I+II, DC, SF II+III, Port, Gorge I+II '06, DC, NY I+II '08, Sea I+II, Van, Ridge , LA III+IV' 09, Indy '10, Cal, Van '11, Lond, Van, Sea '13, Memphis '14, RRHOF '17, Sea I+II '18, Van I+II, Vegas I+II, Sea I+II '24
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    sponger wrote:
    2+2=5

    either youre george orwell, big brother or a member of radiohead. or quite possibly just a bad mathematician. :p:D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Accountant/Financial planner
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    my current one is already in my profile :D


    i'm the friendly face who you see behind the desk of A&E, who smiles as she askes you if you might need help as you lay gasping for breath on the floor, who points your relatives in the wrong directions, and who leaves your friends on hold ...
    impatience is a gift ........
  • Cree Nations
    Cree Nations Posts: 2,247
    I work with two different groups of people, both want something from eachother but are also keenly aware of that fact that neither knows what either wants.
    >>>>
    >
    ...a lover and a fighter.
    "I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa

    http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians

    Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
    Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
    Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i do digital mapping. I also stare out of the window a lot in the hope that the woman in the flat across the roads boobs fall out of her towel again, they did this once about 2 years ago and its never happened since.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    I help contribute to increasing our knowledge on optimising our health via diet and lifestyle choices. Sometimes i'm with human volunteers in the clinic, sometimes i'm stuck in the lab praying a pearl jam song comes on the shower radio.
    wah
  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    People phone me and ask if I'll produce a brochure for them. I design it, organise photography, send them a proof and after umpteen stages of modifications send it to print. I deliver the printed brochures and the customer sends them out to companies on a mailing list.

    They then put it in the bin.

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