Your Job In A Nutshell

restlesssoul

In a sentence or two TOPS, describe the basic nature of your job in simple terms.


Here is mine:


A printer prints up bills with food items on them and I cook what is asked by the bill. Also, I prep food to ensure that these orders can be completed.


Day in and day out.


How bout you guys?

stu gee

Halfwits who are also often arseholes of the very highest order call me when they have problems with their mobile phones and i try and help them.



My 4 years working hard at university sure paid off.

chiquimonkey

assistant to a plant molecular biologist and serve as outreach coordinator focusing on agricultural biotechnology. design educational materials, displays, kick idiot asses in our department on a daily basis

jasonw

People with mental health problems get referred to my company, i do an intake assessment, if they need services i link them with some of my staff and/or a therapist and/or a psychiatrist then i assist them in all facets of the mental health system, do home visits, etc, until they can function on their own or Medicaid decides to stop paying

GraySaturday

I pick a little boy up from school around 3:30pm, and play games/watch movies/do an hour of tutoring, until around 8pm. I also do about 10 hours a week of charity work during that time, itemizing clothing/toys/linens for donation for tax purposes, errands, and staff management.

acoustic guy

I hot roast Peanuts in 100 plus year old machines, hand dip Chocolates and cook assorted Nuts, sell them in my store along with assorted Candy. Oh, and I am the taste tester.

vduboise

I go to different venues and re-heat food already prepared by other people and boss my subordinates to get the food out. Sometimes I make the food too.

acoustic guy

GraySaturday wrote:

I pick a little boy up from school around 3:30pm, and play games/watch movies/do an hour of tutoring, until around 8pm. I also do about 10 hours a week of charity work during that time, itemizing clothing/toys/linens for donation for tax purposes, errands, and staff management.

Charity work eh? Good for you Sarah! I admire you for that....I would not do it but I admire you for doing so. You are going to be a good mom someday.

GraySaturday

acoustic guy wrote:

Charity work eh? Good for you Sarah! I admire you for that....I would not do it but I admire you for doing so. You are going to be a good mom someday.

Well the charity work is part of my job. The woman I work for is involved in a ton of charity work, and I handled the Salvation Army portion of her work. I feel like they know me there at this point. The must wonder when I show up week after week with 20 million things to donate. It's inspiring though, I've actually donated everything extra in my house as a result of seeing how much a difference it can make to the people in the city.

Thanks AG

comebackwoman

therapist at a college counseling center - specializing in working with victims of sexual assault, sexual abuse and domestic violence. I do crisis and long term therapy specifically geared to those issues (but also on every other issue a college student experiences - anxiety, depression, relationship problems, etc etc etc) and present workshops to student groups and academic classes.

Drowned Out

I coordinate/manage labour, materials, equipment and contracts for a construction outfit...I fight over money on the phone, reply to endless emails, attend meetings and seminars, and try not to be too distracted by the steady stream of floaters hanging around the water cooler/coffee and washrooms next to my office.

restlesssoul

i find it interesting, keep going .

muppet

I am the senate

Whizbang

CPCU; commercial lines insurance underwriter for an MGA; insuring recyclers, auto dismantlers and limited waste haulers. Review and underwrite risks based on exposures and losses; negotiate pricing with brokers of individual risks based on its characteristics and internal authority level.

HushBull

Serving lattes to teenie-boppers who treat coffee like Baskin Robbins.
I also bake all the yummy sweets at the on campus coffeehouse.

haffajappa

Post mail and parcels to post office customers and rent movies give movie advice to video rental customers. Go on msn and message pit or study.



(ps...f ya! ONE JOB NOW!)

mdigenakis

I teach high school social studies in Jamaica, NY.

markymark550

I write lines (and lines and lines...) of code that eventually turn into an application that is used by an Internet browser on my companies Intranet. I also write statements for those applications that inserts/updates/deletes information from a SQL Server database.

mdigenakis

markymark550 wrote:

I write lines (and lines and lines...) of code that eventually turn into an application that is used by an Internet browser on my companies Intranet. I also write statements for those applications that inserts/updates/deletes information from a SQL Server database.

do you work at Inatec?

markymark550

mdigenakis wrote:

do you work at Inatec?

haha...no, but sometimes it feels that way

jamie uk

stu gee wrote:

Halfwits who are also often arseholes of the very highest order call me when they have problems with their mobile phones and i try and help them.



My 4 years working hard at university sure paid off.

Hey, who you calling a half wit?
Are you the guy that answers when my Sky tv breaks too?

brain of c

i deliver sales stock to a chain of adult stores.

vedder_soup

deal with the day to day Comuputer and Telecomunications issues, that are provided to be by the halfwits that work in the sydney office of one of the many banners owned by a multinational corporate giant

catefrances

vedder_soup wrote:

deal with the day to day Comuputer and Telecomunications issues, that are provided to be by the halfwits that work in the sydney office of one of the many banners owned by a multinational corporate giant

ooh you work for the devil.


im a parent and a student.

duggro

I sell and market goods for a defence company. Not weapons though. Just friendly harmless things. Honest.

Samule

Anaesthetists come to my work, i have everything waiting for them to pop people to sleep, i then sit on my arse waiting for surgeons to finish operating, until it's time to let them wake up.

g under p

A private nurse to a ultra wealthy man. I do everything related to him, appointments, clothes he wears, cook, his trainer and help him keep up with his horses. I travel on his plane, yacht to his homes in Palm Beach FL, home and Martha's Vineyard. Most days it's pretty boring.

Peace

OffHeGoes29

I don't work during the school year, but when I do, I fix airplanes that shoot down other airplanes. Hope to God it doesn't have to happen, but its absolutely necessary to have them ready.

releaselauren

I work for my sons and I am everything they need me to be as I am their mother. Some days are good and some days, the "boss" is pissed off.

norm

help make sure contractors don't fuck themselves up

joint in a tree

restlesssoul wrote:

A printer prints up bills with food items on them and I cook what is asked by the bill. Also, I prep food to ensure that these orders can be completed.[/B]

Day in and day out.

i put on a big ol' fake smile, and take the orders for said food and punch it into a computer, causing the printer to print up said bills...then i expo the food out of the window, giving it its finishing touches, deliver it to the customer, and make sure the restlesssouls of my restaurant have done their job right. then i collect money from the customer, and pray for a decent tip.

waitressing sucks, which is why i also attend classes for my masters in art ed, which i should have within 18 months. getting knocked up will have put me back at least a semester.