Who likes bad jokes?

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  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    pearljamjen wrote:
    bahahahaa! That is cheesy and funny! :D

    Good one Neil :D
    thanks, lol :D

    Got a few more:

    Q: Why is milk so fast?
    A: Because it's pasteurised before you see it!!

    Q: Why do mice have small ballls?
    A: Cos not that many know how to dance.

    Two nuns riding down a cobbled street on their bikes. One turns to the other and says 'I've never come this way before'

    Q: What do you call a man with no arms & no legs sitting on a beach?
    A: Matt

    Did you hear about the nobel prize winning farmer?
    He was outstanding in his field

    Did you hear about the magic tractor?
    It turned into a field
    :D

    Thankyou! I'm here all week :p
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • brainofPJ
    brainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    an elderly asian woman goes for an eye exam...

    the doc comes out with the results...

    "well it looks like you have a cataract ma'am"


    elderly asian woman:

    "no no, i dwive a cutwas"


    Esther's here and she's sick?

    hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    restlesssoul wrote:
    Billy is in class and the teachers says, does anybody have anything interesting that happened to them lately?? Billy raises his hand and tells the story:

    "I was walking to school today and I saw a guy riding a bike with no seat, he hit a speed bump and the pole went right up his ASS!!!!"

    the teachers corrects him: "Rectum, Billy."


    "Rectum? Damn near killed him!!!!!""





    BEST PUNCHLINE EVER!

    dont even need the joke......just the punchline
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    Do you have any pictures of your girlfriend naked?





    wanna buy some?
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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