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  • restlesssoul
    restlesssoul Posts: 6,952
    whats the difference between your wife and a refrigerator?






    the fridge doesnt fart when you pull the meat out!!!!!
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  • brain of c
    brain of c Posts: 5,213
    sarah jessica parker walks into a bar.

    bartender says, why the long face?
    d'oh!!!!!!

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  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    there are two muffins in a bakery under a heating lamp. one muffin turns to the other and says, "man, its hot in here." the other muffin turns and screams, "AHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
  • Bangers_n_mash
    Bangers_n_mash Posts: 1,241
    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    ANS: A carrot!


    Sweet! Finally found the color to make font invisible on the background. Its #F5F5FF...)
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  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    restlesssoul wrote:
    whats the difference between your wife and a refrigerator?






    the fridge doesnt fart when you pull the meat out!!!!!
    AAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    brain of c wrote:
    sarah jessica parker walks into a bar.

    bartender says, why the long face?

    I thought that was John Kerry!!! :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • TouringFan2000
    TouringFan2000 Posts: 305
    guy walks into a bar wearing a set of jumper cables around his neck.

    the bartender says, "hey ... don't start anything."
    Give way to nature ...
  • TouringFan2000
    TouringFan2000 Posts: 305
    a goldfish walks into a bar.

    bartender says, "what'll ya have?"

    the goldfish says, "water."
    Give way to nature ...
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    brain of c wrote:
    sarah jessica parker walks into a bar.

    bartender says, why the long face?
    That was even funnier than the horse!

    There was a little moron and a big moron standing on a cliff, and the big moron fell off.
    Why didn't the little moron?

    Cause he was a little moron.
  • Danimal
    Danimal Posts: 2,000
    What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino?


    Elephino!
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  • EddiE
    EddiE Posts: 125
    I used to be a free lance journalist....

    ...but I was crap...



    .....Lance is still in prison....
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    Manchester 4/6/00
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    EddiE wrote:
    I used to be a free lance journalist....

    ...but I was crap...



    .....Lance is still in prison....
    Bahahahaha!
  • Scratchin a Letter
    Scratchin a Letter Posts: 2,303
    A Scottish fella is in his bedroom, getting himself off into one of his wife's boots.

    She bursts in and says, [thick Scottish accent]"Stop fuckin' aboot!"
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Scratchin a Letter wrote:
    A Scottish fella is in his bedroom, getting himself off into one of his wife's boots.

    She bursts in and says, [thick Scottish accent]"Stop fuckin' aboot!"
    I see you've been to Dunk's house.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    did you hear about the cat that backed into a plane propeller?

    Yep

    Dis-assed-her!!!



    (what a CATastrophe!!!) :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba-dum chhh!!!

    (imagine the sound of two drums and a cymbal for added effects)
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • JD Sal
    JD Sal Posts: 790
    Ponderous Notions

    If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

    If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

    Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

    What do they use to ship styrofoam?
    "If no one sees you, you're not here at all"
  • restlesssoul
    restlesssoul Posts: 6,952
    Billy is in class and the teachers says, does anybody have anything interesting that happened to them lately?? Billy raises his hand and tells the story:

    "I was walking to school today and I saw a guy riding a bike with no seat, he hit a speed bump and the pole went right up his ASS!!!!"

    the teachers corrects him: "Rectum, Billy."


    "Rectum? Damn near killed him!!!!!""





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  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

    Fo' drizzle!


    :D:D:D
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

    Fo' drizzle!


    :D:D:D

    bahahahaa! That is cheesy and funny! :D

    Good one Neil :D

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