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JD SalJD Sal Posts: 790
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
There's 2 potatoes walking down the street....how do you know which one is the slut?

The one whose shirt says I-DA-HO :)
"If no one sees you, you're not here at all"
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  • corycory Posts: 736
    Just.....Damn
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    JD Sal wrote:
    There's 2 potatoes walking down the street....how do you know which one is the slut?

    The one whose shirt says I-DA-HO :)


    lol

    I like that one!!

    I only usually like dirty jokes..:)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Bad Jokes? That is my dad. He is full of bad jokes.

    one of his.

    Q) Did you hear about the 2 peanuts walking down the road?

    A) One was a salted (assaulted)

    boom boom ch

    That is one of his better ones.
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=269086&highlight=Idaho


    :p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    Q: what did the farmer say when someone stole his tractor?

    A: WHO STOLE MY TRACTOR!?
  • corycory Posts: 736
    Q: How did I lose 150 pounds?

    A: Oh, I have AIDS



    I feel that joke may have sucked.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • JD SalJD Sal Posts: 790
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=269086&highlight=Idaho


    :p

    I heard this a long long time ago, swear! :D

    But I got more potato humor.

    There is a husband and wife potato chip lying on the beach, catching some rays and trying to get a little crispy. A gay potato chip walks up to them, points to the wife and says to the husband, "Are you Herrs or are you Frito Lay?"
    "If no one sees you, you're not here at all"
  • restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
    you guys heard the watermelon joke?






    its pitiful!!!!! (KNEE SLAP)



    how do you make a dead baby float?







    little dead baby, litte rootbeer.

    (say the punch line while sprinkling with your right and left hand, for added visuals)



    whats funnier than a bag of dead babies?




    the one at the bottom.




    OUCH!!! bad joke king is OUTTA HERE FOLKS!!!, but i may be back, pleae try the veal.
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  • restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
    these jokes were so bad and offensive that I KILLED THE THREAD.
    Van '98, Sea I+II '00, Sea '01, Sea II '02, Van '03, Gorge, Van, Cal, Edm '05, Bos I+II, Phi I+II, DC, SF II+III, Port, Gorge I+II '06, DC, NY I+II '08, Sea I+II, Van, Ridge , LA III+IV' 09, Indy '10, Cal, Van '11, Lond, Van, Sea '13, Memphis '14, RRHOF '17, Sea I+II '18, Van I+II, Vegas I+II '24
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    JD Sal wrote:
    There's 2 potatoes walking down the street....how do you know which one is the slut?

    The one whose shirt says I-DA-HO :)
    That joke is so bad, Tom Cruise heard it and had to go on anti-depressants.
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    restlesssoul wrote:
    these jokes were so bad and offensive that I KILLED THE THREAD.
    I laughed :D I have a ton of dead baby jokes. I generally refrain from mentioning them on the internet because sarcasm and irony don't work when typed out :p
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    I laughed :D I have a ton of dead baby jokes. I generally refrain from mentioning them on the internet because sarcasm and irony don't work when typed out :p
    Q. How do you get a thousand dead babies into a bathtub?

    A. Blender

    Q. How do you get them out again?

    A. Doritos


    :o
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Q. How do you get a thousand dead babies into a bathtub?

    A. Blender

    Q. How do you get them out again?

    A. Doritos


    :o
    Well, if it's going that way....
    What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
    You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork :P
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    Well, if it's going that way....
    What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
    You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork :P
    What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

    One dead baby nailed to 10 trees
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Knock knock?

    who's there?

    nobody is there...

    Oh.....

    ok.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    horse walks into a bar.

    bartender says, why the long face?
    d'oh!!!!!!

    http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    Well, if it's going that way....
    What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
    You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork :P
    l

    LOL
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • rcsrcs Posts: 711
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

    One dead baby nailed to 10 trees

    I am surely going to hell for laughing so hard at that!
    E agora? Faz xixi na mão e deita fora!
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    What does Bill say to Hillary after sex??

    "I'll be home in 10 minutes" :p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    baby seal walks into a club.
    d'oh!!!!!!

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  • restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
    whats the difference between your wife and a refrigerator?






    the fridge doesnt fart when you pull the meat out!!!!!
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  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    sarah jessica parker walks into a bar.

    bartender says, why the long face?
    d'oh!!!!!!

    http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    there are two muffins in a bakery under a heating lamp. one muffin turns to the other and says, "man, its hot in here." the other muffin turns and screams, "AHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
  • Bangers_n_mashBangers_n_mash Posts: 1,241
    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    ANS: A carrot!


    Sweet! Finally found the color to make font invisible on the background. Its #F5F5FF...)
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  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    restlesssoul wrote:
    whats the difference between your wife and a refrigerator?






    the fridge doesnt fart when you pull the meat out!!!!!
    AAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    brain of c wrote:
    sarah jessica parker walks into a bar.

    bartender says, why the long face?

    I thought that was John Kerry!!! :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • TouringFan2000TouringFan2000 Posts: 305
    guy walks into a bar wearing a set of jumper cables around his neck.

    the bartender says, "hey ... don't start anything."
    Give way to nature ...
  • TouringFan2000TouringFan2000 Posts: 305
    a goldfish walks into a bar.

    bartender says, "what'll ya have?"

    the goldfish says, "water."
    Give way to nature ...
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    brain of c wrote:
    sarah jessica parker walks into a bar.

    bartender says, why the long face?
    That was even funnier than the horse!

    There was a little moron and a big moron standing on a cliff, and the big moron fell off.
    Why didn't the little moron?

    Cause he was a little moron.
  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino?


    Elephino!
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