What's the biggest turn-off on a 1st date?

The Champ

dunkman wrote:

if my date didnt pay for her half i'd wait till she stood up and then i'd run behind and squeeze her really hard until she puked, call the waiter over and ask him to doggie bag it for me.



i actually felt queasy typing that out.

That's fucking disgusting Dunk..so would you consider tipping the waiter extra for doggie bagging the vomit?

dunkman

The Champ wrote:

That's fucking disgusting Dunk..so would you consider tipping the waiter extra for doggie bagging the vomit?

hmmm.. we really must all have a chat about the tipping thing again shouldnt we?

biggest turn off for me would be a crying woman who just suffered a gerbil death and has been off work for 4 months turning up with a Mick Hucknall fan club jacket on and is employed as a bus driver and when ordering her food says "ohhh i love Brussel Sprouts"... although i confess i'd hang on in there until the bitter end in the hope of a shag.

JordyWordy

dunkman wrote:

... although i confess i'd hang on in there until the bitter end in the hope of a shag.

Commitment...women like that in a man.

ladygooddiva

talking about the ex

JordyWordy

Heineken Helen wrote:

You sure we haven't met??? :eek:

But actually, it kinda was! So he should have made an effort to stay relatively sober, lol. But he turned out to have a drinking problem (big surprise ) and he's since found someone to calm him down... that certainly wouldn't have been me so good for him

lol ..im not so sure now....;)

i made the same decision, i wasnt the one who was going to be saving this one from herself! i can imagine the scene in the bar before u showed up!

Bloke 1: "Fancy few scoops?"
Bloke 2: "I've a date tonight.."
Bloke 1: "Couldnt hurt could it?"
Bloke 2: "Ah yeah, go on then..:

imalive wrote:

had almost the exact same experience....

She slops some salad dressing into her drink..... accuses the waiter of doing it.... I'm playing peacemaker.... we're out of there in like 45 minutes total....as I'm giving the waiter a big tip and apologizing. It was really pretty sad....probably the one and only time I've seen a drunk get drunk.

BTW - I had to tough it out with this chick for awhile....I was coming off a long drought :eek:.

Christ thats mad stuff. I was surprised at myself that i wasnt even mad at the time, it was all too surreal and MontyPython-ish to not laugh at it
"Tough it out" - easily my favourite part of the whole story!!!
But it is tough, and ditto, i hadnt been dating in a while. I couldnt handle that kind of stuff at the time! fair play to you for being stepping up to the plate!

Heineken Helen

timroth wrote:

If a chick doesnt at least offer to pay for half of the date (dinner, movie etc) she best be putting out.

Only way he's getting any is if he pays

Heineken Helen

JordyWordy wrote:

Bloke 1: "Fancy few scoops?"
Bloke 2: "I've a date tonight.."
Bloke 1: "Couldnt hurt could it?"
Bloke 2: "Ah yeah, go on then..:

with this guy you could probably just skip the two middle lines and you'd probably be closer to the truth

jamie uk

Heineken Helen wrote:

Only way he's getting any is if he pays

Oh yeah, and I paid for that slice of stale pizza !!!! bah
Actually I remember now it was instead of my round

Heineken Helen

jamie uk wrote:

Oh yeah, and I paid for that slice of stale pizza !!!! bah
Actually I remember now it was instead of my round

cheap bastard

jamie uk

Heineken Helen wrote:

cheap bastard

....I don't know that it was cheap, like 4 euros per slice :eek: is not cheap

Heineken Helen

jamie uk wrote:

....I don't know that it was cheap, like 4 euros per slice :eek: is not cheap

Still cheaper than the beer or maybe not... it was relatively cheap!

jamie uk

Heineken Helen wrote:

Still cheaper than the beer or maybe not... it was relatively cheap!

and it was like card board! actually the pizza was like card board, the beer was like diesel.....what a classy place, the Czech Inn

pjfan31

One time, at band camp... Anyway we went to a nightclub, and within 5 minutes of being there, this chick came over to my mate, and started dancing with him. Within 7 minutes of being there they were hooking up. Within 15minutes of being there they parted ways. Within 20minutes of being there we see the same chick going around pouring the dregs of peoples drinks into her own glass, and sneaking up behind people at tables and sipping from their drinks. People were going ape shit at her.

So we nicknamed her homeless chick, and I rip into my mate every so often.

But whats the best thing about dating a homeless chick?? When the date is over, you can drop her off anywhere....

Heineken Helen

jamie uk wrote:

and it was like card board! actually the pizza was like card board, the beer was like diesel.....what a classy place, the Czech Inn

but hey... if it's good enough for Eddie, it's eh... still shite! who brought him to that place I'd love to know? :eek:

OffHeGoes29

JordyWordy wrote:

comiserations, thats pretty rude alright.

i had 2 dates (different people) who just simply got hammered drunk to the point that they couldnt walk. we'd gone for food both times, and both were people id gone out with before. it was ridiculous. one of them got sick all over the taxi. rather killed the ambiance to be honest. hehe. what a load of bullshit when u go out for chilled out evening!

Isn't that what people do on dates in Ireland? But seriously, I've had a date get drunk on me once, had to drive her home, throwing up out my window. Needless to say, we didn't see much of each other after that.

Heineken Helen

OffHeGoes29 wrote:

Isn't that what people do on dates in Ireland? But seriously, I've had a date get drunk on me once, had to drive her home, throwing up out my window. Needless to say, we didn't see much of each other after that.

I believe people binge drink everywhere... apart from probably some middle eastern countries.

drivingrl

Someone who smacks his food. :(

That being said, I usually break every first date rule. I love politics too much not to talk about it.

South of Seattle

Probably a girl with a dick.

JordyWordy

drivingrl wrote:

Someone who smacks his food. :(

That being said, I usually break every first date rule. I love politics too much not to talk about it.

Religions always another good topic to set the ball rolling....