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What's the biggest turn-off on a 1st date?

Cuntified CCuntified C Posts: 114
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I knew a guy once who bragged about taking a girl on a first date to JD Whetherspoons (a cheap kinda bar/restaurant) where they were offering a Buy One, Get One free dish which he ordered for them both.

He made her pay half for it and it only cost £3.50
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Cuntified C wrote:
    If you turn up smelling of BO or urine, there won't be a 2nd date for sure!

    :eek: You must have had been on some classy dates! URINE????
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  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Cuntified C wrote:
    For me it's poor hygiene, and bullshitters.
    If you turn up smelling of BO or urine, there won't be a 2nd date for sure!
    If you say a bunch of stuff and I find out later that it's not true, I won't see you for much longer!
    :eek: What sort of people do you meet???? What were they like when you you first met them and they asked you out for that first date??? Didn't they leave just a small clue? Hope I've never smelt like piss on a first date. :D

    This thread has made my day :D
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Cuntified C wrote:
    For me it's poor hygiene, and bullshitters.
    If you turn up smelling of BO or urine, there won't be a 2nd date for sure!
    If you say a bunch of stuff and I find out later that it's not true, I won't see you for much longer!

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  • ajedigeckoajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,430
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    :eek: You must have had been on some classy dates! URINE????
    i do admire cuntified c's attempt to date a homeless person. hey....homeless dudes need some lovin' too.
    live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    brilliant. i love that the smelling like urine/BO thing is comes across as being seen to be as bad as being a bullshitter in OPs eyes!!

    hehe, for me if a girl smells like piss then i just say thats that, and call it a night!! no need for the date to go on any further!
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    The person you're dating saying they hate Pearl Jam.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Cuntified CCuntified C Posts: 114
    Hey, now wait a second!

    I didn't say I would actually DATE a guy like that.
    I'm just stating my worst case senario!
    Can't believe you'd think ANYONE would date someone like that!
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Cuntified C wrote:
    Hey, now wait a second!

    I didn't say I would actually DATE a guy like that.
    I'm just stating my worst case senario!
    Can't believe you'd think ANYONE would date someone like that!

    :D
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Cuntified C wrote:
    I knew a guy once who bragged about taking a girl on a first date to JD Whetherspoons (a cheap kinda bar/restaurant) where they were offering a Buy One, Get One free dish which he ordered for them both.

    He made her pay half for it and it only cost £3.50


    that guy is my fucking hero :):):)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Cuntified CCuntified C Posts: 114
    dunkman wrote:
    that guy is my fucking hero :):):)

    You have GOT to be joking :D
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Cuntified C wrote:
    You have GOT to be joking :D

    absolutely not... unless he tipped them... then i hate him.

    but i see nothing wrong with it all... ok maybe Weatherspoons isnt a good place, but the buy 1 get 1 free offer in this current financial climate is... and i especially endorse the making her pay bit... women want equality? pay for what you ate then...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • OffHeGoes29OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    I hate when the person is talking on the cell phone during dinner, not just a quick hi, but a full conversation. Thats happen to me once or twice....I didn't think I was that boring?
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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    OffHeGoes29 wrote:
    I hate when the person is talking on the cell phone during dinner, not just a quick hi, but a full conversation. Thats happen to me once or twice....I didn't think I was that boring?

    comiserations, thats pretty rude alright.

    i had 2 dates (different people) who just simply got hammered drunk to the point that they couldnt walk. we'd gone for food both times, and both were people id gone out with before. it was ridiculous. one of them got sick all over the taxi. rather killed the ambiance to be honest. hehe. what a load of bullshit when u go out for chilled out evening!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    JordyWordy wrote:
    comiserations, thats pretty rude alright.

    i had 2 dates (different people) who just simply got hammered drunk to the point that they couldnt walk. we'd gone for food both times, and both were people id gone out with before. it was ridiculous. one of them got sick all over the taxi. rather killed the ambiance to be honest. hehe. what a load of bullshit when u go out for chilled out evening!


    can i have 2 heroes? ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    dunkman wrote:
    can i have 2 heroes? ;)

    Lol. :) it was surreal.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    JordyWordy wrote:
    comiserations, thats pretty rude alright.

    i had 2 dates (different people) who just simply got hammered drunk to the point that they couldnt walk. we'd gone for food both times, and both were people id gone out with before. it was ridiculous. one of them got sick all over the taxi. rather killed the ambiance to be honest. hehe. what a load of bullshit when u go out for chilled out evening!
    Yeh I'd one guy who couldn't even walk by the time I GOT there :eek: Actually I got there and he'd already left, thinking I wasn't coming, even though I was on time :D so I called him and he came back... falling all over the place... picking fights with people etc. He went to the toilet and never came back, lol. He'd got kicked out. Next day I got a text from him asking 'what are you doing tonight?' I didn't answer :D He is a friend of my brothers... so I've slagged him about this ever since but he still has no idea what happened that night.
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  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    When she qoutes her hourly rates to the waiter....and those prices are lower than what she charged you
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    I also had a first (and last) date where the guy wondered what our kids might look like :eek:

    Strangely though, for me the biggest turn off was a date (in a pub) where he didn't drink. If you don't drink, bring me for a meal or to the cinema or something... don't bring me to a pub and watch ME drink... I couldn't relax.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
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  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    JordyWordy wrote:
    c

    i had 2 dates (different people) who just simply got hammered drunk to the point that they couldnt walk. we'd gone for food both times, and both were people id gone out with before. it was ridiculous. one of them got sick all over the taxi. rather killed the ambiance to be honest. hehe. what a load of bullshit when u go out for chilled out evening!

    Gulp! Many years ago I finally managed to get a date with the girl of my dreams, got extremely pissed, walked her home and fell over her garden wall.

    Didn't see her again :(
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    I also had a first (and last) date where the guy wondered what our kids might look like :eek:

    Strangely though, for me the biggest turn off was a date (in a pub) where he didn't drink. If you don't drink, bring me for a meal or to the cinema or something... don't bring me to a pub and watch ME drink... I couldn't relax.
    In that situation I would have MADE him drink. Nothing makes me more uncomfortable than drinking when the person I'm with isn't. On a DATE it must be horrible :o I hate feeling like a person is scrutinising me but I can't really be in a pub without drinking :p
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    When she removed her false teeth and prosthetic leg… Don’t get me wrong, I still went through with it, but certainly a turn-off.
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    In that situation I would have MADE him drink. Nothing makes me more uncomfortable than drinking when the person I'm with isn't. On a DATE it must be horrible :o I hate feeling like a person is scrutinising me but I can't really be in a pub without drinking :p
    He didn't drink at ALL (had given up a couple of years earlier)... so I couldn't have made him drink... but it was very uncomfortable... and he certainly wasn't getting ANYTHING that night cos I was too aware of the fact that I had drink in me and he didn't. Well thinking back he brought a friend and I brought a friend :D but 3 of us were drinking and he wasn't.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • THCTHC Posts: 525
    eyedclaar wrote:
    When she removed her false teeth and prosthetic leg… Don’t get me wrong, I still went through with it, but certainly a turn-off.

    LOL
    .

    funny thread.
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    I also had a first (and last) date where the guy wondered what our kids might look like :eek:


    I had exactly the same experience with a woman I saw very briefly, back in 2000. What made it worse was that her rugby-playing husband, with lots of heavy influences in the City, had had a vascectomy. :eek:
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I had exactly the same experience with a woman I saw very briefly, back in 2000. What made it worse was that her rugby-playing husband, with lots of heavy influences in the City, had had a vascectomy. :eek:
    :eek: so are we to assume that your brief encounter involved something more than just a few drinks and a chat, which was all mine was! :D Tough to have kids that way.. but I'm pretty sure this guy wouldn't have known that anyway :D

    Ah fins :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :eek: so are we to assume that your brief encounter involved something more than just a few drinks and a chat, which was all mine was! :D Tough to have kids that way.. but I'm pretty sure this guy wouldn't have known that anyway :D

    Ah fins :D


    Nah, we never got down to doing the business. She groped me inappropriately on the London Underground once or twice, using me as a handrail as the train turned a corner, but apart from that, I escaped unscathed.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Nah, we never got down to doing the business. She groped me inappropriately on the London Underground once or twice, using me as a handrail as the train turned a corner, but apart from that, I escaped unscathed.
    :D bet you're glad now!
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    dunkman wrote:
    absolutely not... unless he tipped them... then i hate him.

    but i see nothing wrong with it all... ok maybe Weatherspoons isnt a good place, but the buy 1 get 1 free offer in this current financial climate is... and i especially endorse the making her pay bit... women want equality? pay for what you ate then...

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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    nuffingman wrote:
    Gulp! Many years ago I finally managed to get a date with the girl of my dreams, got extremely pissed, walked her home and fell over her garden wall.

    Didn't see her again :(

    shit! that really sucks! its hard to come off suave & cool when shitfaced alright. at least its a good story & memory!

    the first date it happened on just got really sleepy, then upset about some ex-bfs & stuff (always a turn on)...like i said, i kinda knew her anyway so just chatted & it was obvious nothing was worth pursuing there, but she was sound so i looked after her & took her home etc.

    but the other girl was funny to be honest!
    well, the vomiting part wasnt - i had to get her to shut up so the taxi driver wouldnt notice (he mustve been asleep to not notice) and so i escaped the $80 fine!

    but the rest of it was genuinely hilarious. she made a holy show of herself in the pub, and i didnt give a shit if people knew i was with her cos i didnt know anyone there. she jumped on & fell off a barstool, fell out of her top, started dancing for 2 old guys, racially abused some punter smoking outside the bar....if i said anything she'd scold me for not joining in, so i let her on at it.

    if i didnt thrive on awkward humour i would have been mortified!!!!
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