Yeh I'd one guy who couldn't even walk by the time I GOT there :eek: Actually I got there and he'd already left, thinking I wasn't coming, even though I was on time so I called him and he came back... falling all over the place... picking fights with people etc. He went to the toilet and never came back, lol. He'd got kicked out. Next day I got a text from him asking 'what are you doing tonight?' I didn't answer He is a friend of my brothers... so I've slagged him about this ever since but he still has no idea what happened that night.
Classy bloke! what a player chancing his luck the next night!
amazing what people end up doing on dates, the stunts they pull! your guy outdid this girl anyway, (the one who got sick in the car). she hadnt even had a drink when i arrived, we were only there for 2 hours. barman told me she'd been sneaking in doubles for herself when she went to the bar & the bathroom, and then get our drinks....was i that bad company!!????
ive met her since and she has no idea either, she'd texted me the next day saying "last night was fun"......??? oh well, different strokes i guess?
but the rest of it was genuinely hilarious. she made a holy show of herself in the pub, and i didnt give a shit if people knew i was with her cos i didnt know anyone there. she jumped on & fell off a barstool, fell out of her top, started dancing for 2 old guys, racially abused some punter smoking outside the bar....if i said anything she'd scold me for not joining in, so i let her on at it.
if i didnt thrive on awkward humour i would have been mortified!!!!
You sure we haven't met??? :eek:
well I knew this guy was gonna be in the pub for a while beforehand... think there was some kinda match on... so it wasn't a real OFFICIAL date I spose! But actually, it kinda was! So he should have made an effort to stay relatively sober, lol. But he turned out to have a drinking problem (big surprise ) and he's since found someone to calm him down... that certainly wouldn't have been me so good for him
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Verona??? it's all surmountable
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What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
but the rest of it was genuinely hilarious. she made a holy show of herself in the pub, and i didnt give a shit if people knew i was with her cos i didnt know anyone there. she jumped on & fell off a barstool, fell out of her top, started dancing for 2 old guys, racially abused some punter smoking outside the bar....if i said anything she'd scold me for not joining in, so i let her on at it.
had almost the exact same experience....
I got set up with a girl who was a "recovering alcoholic." The girl that set us up made me swear not to drink. I said "no problem." So I go to pick this girl up..... she is freakin' gorgeous. I'm thinking "ohhhhhhhh-kay." We go to a very nice restaurant.....the waiter comes by for drink orders.....she orders a Mai-Tai :eek:.......I figure WTF? and get a beer. Long story short, after a second Mai Tai, she is absolutely hammered. She slops some salad dressing into her drink..... accuses the waiter of doing it.... I'm playing peacemaker.... we're out of there in like 45 minutes total....as I'm giving the waiter a big tip and apologizing. It was really pretty sad....probably the one and only time I've seen a drunk get drunk.
BTW - I had to tough it out with this chick for awhile....I was coming off a long drought :eek:.
If I had known then what I know now...
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I remember one first date a girl made some joke about liking anal, and to my surprise I actually found myself turned off..seriously, let's at least wait till after dessert for poop shoot talk..wow...
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
I remember one first date a girl made some joke about liking anal, and to my surprise I actually found myself turned off..seriously, let's at least wait till after dessert for poop shoot talk..wow...
yeah yeah whatever... you still have her number?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
lol..I don't but can obtain it from a friend of a friend for you ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
If a chick doesnt at least offer to pay for half of the date (dinner, movie etc) she best be putting out.
Its a joke ladies.
Or at least some dome ..this isn't 1923..
no joke..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
If a chick doesnt at least offer to pay for half of the date (dinner, movie etc) she best be putting out.
if my date didnt pay for her half i'd wait till she stood up and then i'd run behind and squeeze her really hard until she puked, call the waiter over and ask him to doggie bag it for me.
i actually felt queasy typing that out.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
if my date didnt pay for her half i'd wait till she stood up and then i'd run behind and squeeze her really hard until she puked, call the waiter over and ask him to doggie bag it for me.
i actually felt queasy typing that out.
That's fucking disgusting Dunk..so would you consider tipping the waiter extra for doggie bagging the vomit?
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
That's fucking disgusting Dunk..so would you consider tipping the waiter extra for doggie bagging the vomit?
hmmm.. we really must all have a chat about the tipping thing again shouldnt we?
biggest turn off for me would be a crying woman who just suffered a gerbil death and has been off work for 4 months turning up with a Mick Hucknall fan club jacket on and is employed as a bus driver and when ordering her food says "ohhh i love Brussel Sprouts"... although i confess i'd hang on in there until the bitter end in the hope of a shag.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
But actually, it kinda was! So he should have made an effort to stay relatively sober, lol. But he turned out to have a drinking problem (big surprise ) and he's since found someone to calm him down... that certainly wouldn't have been me so good for him
lol ..im not so sure now....;)
i made the same decision, i wasnt the one who was going to be saving this one from herself! i can imagine the scene in the bar before u showed up!
Bloke 1: "Fancy few scoops?"
Bloke 2: "I've a date tonight.."
Bloke 1: "Couldnt hurt could it?"
Bloke 2: "Ah yeah, go on then..:
She slops some salad dressing into her drink..... accuses the waiter of doing it.... I'm playing peacemaker.... we're out of there in like 45 minutes total....as I'm giving the waiter a big tip and apologizing. It was really pretty sad....probably the one and only time I've seen a drunk get drunk.
BTW - I had to tough it out with this chick for awhile....I was coming off a long drought :eek:.
Christ thats mad stuff. I was surprised at myself that i wasnt even mad at the time, it was all too surreal and MontyPython-ish to not laugh at it
"Tough it out" - easily my favourite part of the whole story!!!
But it is tough, and ditto, i hadnt been dating in a while. I couldnt handle that kind of stuff at the time! fair play to you for being stepping up to the plate!
If a chick doesnt at least offer to pay for half of the date (dinner, movie etc) she best be putting out.
Only way he's getting any is if he pays
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Verona??? it's all surmountable
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Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Bloke 1: "Fancy few scoops?"
Bloke 2: "I've a date tonight.."
Bloke 1: "Couldnt hurt could it?"
Bloke 2: "Ah yeah, go on then..:
with this guy you could probably just skip the two middle lines and you'd probably be closer to the truth
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Oh yeah, and I paid for that slice of stale pizza !!!! bah
Actually I remember now it was instead of my round
cheap bastard
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
....I don't know that it was cheap, like 4 euros per slice :eek: is not cheap
Still cheaper than the beer or maybe not... it was relatively cheap!
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
One time, at band camp... Anyway we went to a nightclub, and within 5 minutes of being there, this chick came over to my mate, and started dancing with him. Within 7 minutes of being there they were hooking up. Within 15minutes of being there they parted ways. Within 20minutes of being there we see the same chick going around pouring the dregs of peoples drinks into her own glass, and sneaking up behind people at tables and sipping from their drinks. People were going ape shit at her.
So we nicknamed her homeless chick, and I rip into my mate every so often.
But whats the best thing about dating a homeless chick?? When the date is over, you can drop her off anywhere....
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and it was like card board! actually the pizza was like card board, the beer was like diesel.....what a classy place, the Czech Inn
but hey... if it's good enough for Eddie, it's eh... still shite! who brought him to that place I'd love to know? :eek:
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
i had 2 dates (different people) who just simply got hammered drunk to the point that they couldnt walk. we'd gone for food both times, and both were people id gone out with before. it was ridiculous. one of them got sick all over the taxi. rather killed the ambiance to be honest. hehe. what a load of bullshit when u go out for chilled out evening!
Isn't that what people do on dates in Ireland? But seriously, I've had a date get drunk on me once, had to drive her home, throwing up out my window. Needless to say, we didn't see much of each other after that.
Isn't that what people do on dates in Ireland? But seriously, I've had a date get drunk on me once, had to drive her home, throwing up out my window. Needless to say, we didn't see much of each other after that.
I believe people binge drink everywhere... apart from probably some middle eastern countries.
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
That being said, I usually break every first date rule. I love politics too much not to talk about it.
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Classy bloke! what a player chancing his luck the next night!
amazing what people end up doing on dates, the stunts they pull! your guy outdid this girl anyway, (the one who got sick in the car). she hadnt even had a drink when i arrived, we were only there for 2 hours. barman told me she'd been sneaking in doubles for herself when she went to the bar & the bathroom, and then get our drinks....was i that bad company!!????
ive met her since and she has no idea either, she'd texted me the next day saying "last night was fun"......??? oh well, different strokes i guess?
well I knew this guy was gonna be in the pub for a while beforehand... think there was some kinda match on... so it wasn't a real OFFICIAL date I spose! But actually, it kinda was! So he should have made an effort to stay relatively sober, lol. But he turned out to have a drinking problem (big surprise
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
had almost the exact same experience....
I got set up with a girl who was a "recovering alcoholic." The girl that set us up made me swear not to drink. I said "no problem." So I go to pick this girl up..... she is freakin' gorgeous. I'm thinking "ohhhhhhhh-kay." We go to a very nice restaurant.....the waiter comes by for drink orders.....she orders a Mai-Tai :eek:.......I figure WTF? and get a beer. Long story short, after a second Mai Tai, she is absolutely hammered. She slops some salad dressing into her drink..... accuses the waiter of doing it.... I'm playing peacemaker.... we're out of there in like 45 minutes total....as I'm giving the waiter a big tip and apologizing. It was really pretty sad....probably the one and only time I've seen a drunk get drunk.
BTW - I had to tough it out with this chick for awhile....I was coming off a long drought :eek:.
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put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Hi, Sir Paul!
yeah yeah whatever... you still have her number?
lol..I don't but can obtain it from a friend of a friend for you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Its a joke ladies.
Or at least some dome
no joke..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
if my date didnt pay for her half i'd wait till she stood up and then i'd run behind and squeeze her really hard until she puked, call the waiter over and ask him to doggie bag it for me.
i actually felt queasy typing that out.
That's fucking disgusting Dunk..so would you consider tipping the waiter extra for doggie bagging the vomit?
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
hmmm.. we really must all have a chat about the tipping thing again shouldnt we?
biggest turn off for me would be a crying woman who just suffered a gerbil death and has been off work for 4 months turning up with a Mick Hucknall fan club jacket on and is employed as a bus driver and when ordering her food says "ohhh i love Brussel Sprouts"... although i confess i'd hang on in there until the bitter end in the hope of a shag.
Commitment...women like that in a man.
lol ..im not so sure now....;)
i made the same decision, i wasnt the one who was going to be saving this one from herself! i can imagine the scene in the bar before u showed up!
Bloke 1: "Fancy few scoops?"
Bloke 2: "I've a date tonight.."
Bloke 1: "Couldnt hurt could it?"
Bloke 2: "Ah yeah, go on then..:
Christ thats mad stuff. I was surprised at myself that i wasnt even mad at the time, it was all too surreal and MontyPython-ish to not laugh at it
"Tough it out" - easily my favourite part of the whole story!!!
But it is tough, and ditto, i hadnt been dating in a while. I couldnt handle that kind of stuff at the time! fair play to you for being stepping up to the plate!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Oh yeah, and I paid for that slice of stale pizza !!!! bah
Actually I remember now it was instead of my round
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
....I don't know that it was cheap, like 4 euros per slice :eek: is not cheap
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
and it was like card board! actually the pizza was like card board, the beer was like diesel.....what a classy place, the Czech Inn
So we nicknamed her homeless chick, and I rip into my mate every so often.
But whats the best thing about dating a homeless chick?? When the date is over, you can drop her off anywhere....
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Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Isn't that what people do on dates in Ireland? But seriously, I've had a date get drunk on me once, had to drive her home, throwing up out my window. Needless to say, we didn't see much of each other after that.
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
That being said, I usually break every first date rule. I love politics too much not to talk about it.
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Next!"
Religions always another good topic to set the ball rolling....