Men are never depressed.

Hitch-Hiker

dunkman wrote:

oh god.. i think people are taking it a little too literally... its supposed to be just funny broadsweeping observations... you know like why are all southern people stupid, why are people from India such bad drivers, etc... its not 100% true for everyone but it takes the stereotype and makes mirth from it.

now fuck off as i have haggis to cook, 3 castles to build and 178 English people must die before nightfall

Is that all? why, I slaughtered 200 with my broadsword, planted a field of potatoes and drank an entire keg of guinness all before elevenses this morning.

dunkman

Hitch-Hiker wrote:

Is that all? why, I slaughtered 200 with my broadsword, planted a field of potatoes and drank an entire keg of guinness all before elevenses this morning.

ehhhh.. castles take a while.. i had to quarry the brick using my willy as my hands were full making a home brew keg of whisky... i killed 3 english people with my right eyelashes... i'm a good blinker

Hitch-Hiker

dunkman wrote:

ehhhh.. castles take a while.. i had to quarry the brick using my willy as my hands were full making a home brew keg of whisky... i killed 3 english people with my right eyelashes... i'm a good blinker

Knockneed Scottish Pillock

(I got banned for that before, so I'd like to point out that It's a blackadder quote and I have nothing against the Scots at all)

MattCameronKicksButt

dunkman wrote:

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

That's very true. I never thought of that before. Next time my bf says thank you or buys me flowers, he's going to get a slap in the face!

Jamal

genie wrote:

who said men can't multitask?

Women, who else :rolleyes:

decides2dream

that was aweosme!

this in particular:

The world is your urinal.

made me laugh!



but yes, in reality....men do get depressed, and they also have a higher success rate of attmepting suicide, as in, they usually do end up killing themselves ...so yea.........


so we all have our shite to bear. however, that list was great and i shall send it to my hubby for a good laugh.

Brez

I disagree with the one mood never depressed thing.

But everything else is pretty funny

lucylespian

Reasons why men get depressed despite all the above




Marriage kills womens sex drive. Just as you have em in your bed every night, they don't care any more

Shit breaks in your hands too easy.

All jobs suck after a few years.

We have to answer the question. Which question ?? Do you even have to ask which question, you know.......................













































Does my arse look big in this ??

Blackeyedangel

wow, way to be sexist.

pjfan31

Haha. I love being a bloke.