concepts or things that you'll never comprehend...

WildChildRose

dunkman wrote:

no matter how hard you try.

1. Piss breaks at a concert.





will never understand that.

hey if you have to go, you have to go. I don't like to miss anything but if I'm drinking at the show, its bound to happen. At those shows with extreme heat you just sweat it out so that's nice.

Vedderlution_Baby

GraySaturday wrote:

I have this problem.. things that I can't see seem to make my mind do flips

I also have a horrible time understanding the concept of death. As I've said in threads, I have actually had panic attacks because I have thrown myself into this never ending loop of thinking about life just stopping and yet life just going on without you..

scares me.

I've lost A LOT of sleep thinking about dying. I'll crawl into bed and since it's dark and nothing else has my attention, my mind can wander to the place I hate the most.

failedpersephone

dunkman wrote:

i just cant work it out.. i've read about 7 serious posts from you in the last few days.

take it to the algebra forum

I am trying to pretend that i am a mature and conscientious adult person.

it is hard work.

dunkman

WildChildRose wrote:

hey if you have to go, you have to go. I don't like to miss anything but if I'm drinking at the show, its bound to happen. At those shows with extreme heat you just sweat it out so that's nice.

but i drink at every show i got to as well.. i just know that the show starts at 9pm.. so i go at 845pm.. and anyone can hold in a pee for 2-3 hours whilst the band is on. well i can... hence my non-understanding of piss-breaks as an actual thing.

like people actually say "oh thats my piss-break song"...

dunkman

failedpersephone wrote:

I am trying to pretend that i am a mature and conscientious adult person.

it is hard work.

yeah i noticed..

it actually ties in with my thread topic..

you being mature!! its something i'll never comprehend

failedpersephone

dunkman wrote:

but i drink at every show i got to as well.. i just know that the show starts at 9pm.. so i go at 845pm.. and anyone can hold in a pee for 2-3 hours whilst the band is on. well i can... hence my non-understanding of piss-breaks as an actual thing.

like people actually say "oh thats my piss-break song"...

Crazy mary seems to be a popular piss break song.

you have the bladder of a camel, toe (errr Tho) Dunk.

as do I, my friend, as do I.

norm

dunkman wrote:

but i drink at every show i got to as well.. i just know that the show starts at 9pm.. so i go at 845pm.. and anyone can hold in a pee for 2-3 hours whilst the band is on. well i can... hence my non-understanding of piss-breaks as an actual thing.

like people actually say "oh thats my piss-break song"...

and if you can't, don't fucking drink so much at the show.....i didn't pay for a ticket to have you keep walking in front of me to a) get a beer then 2) piss that beer out and repeat.....enjoy the show people....you can drink anytime....

Vedderlution_Baby

cutback wrote:

and if you can't, don't fucking drink so much at the show.....i didn't pay for a ticket to have you keep walking in front of me to a) get a beer then 2) piss that beer out and repeat.....enjoy the show people....you can drink anytime....

What if someone has a disorder or something? I mean, a pissing disorder, not an alcoholic disorder.

failedpersephone

Vedderlution_Baby! wrote:

What if someone has a disorder or something? I mean, a pissing disorder, not an alcoholic disorder.

wear a sign.

that way we will let you stand closer to the aisle.

norm

Vedderlution_Baby! wrote:

What if someone has a disorder or something? I mean, a pissing disorder, not an alcoholic disorder.

then that person probably shouldn't be drinking at the show.....but then i don't expect my fellow man to be respectful of others....and besides, don't they have medicine for pissing problems?

Byrnzie

Non-alcoholic beer

De-caffeinated coffee

Trolleybags

The inabilty of people to walk 'down' escalators - I mean, they have to walk when they get to the bottom anyway, so why put it off?

Food in cinemas - If you're hungry, go to a fucking restaurant!

What 'normal' people do on Sundays. I mean, why isn't everyone in the pub? What are they doing?

Why some people take a book or a newspaper into the toilet.

Simply Red.

Big dogs - why would anyone want a massive beast running about the house, pissing and shitting everywhere, chewing things up, and potentially savaging a young child. Fuck that! What's wrong with a fucking hamster?

80 year olds having plastic surgery - You're on the way out. Stop pretending otherwise. You're not fooling anyone.

Vedderlution_Baby

cutback wrote:

then that person probably shouldn't be drinking at the show.....but then i don't expect my fellow man to be respectful of others....and besides, don't they have medicine for pissing problems?

I dont know. I dont have to deal with it. I'm just sayin, some people probably need that piss break.

Vedderlution_Baby

Byrnzie wrote:

Big dogs - why would anyone want a massive beast running about the house, pissing and shitting everywhere, chewing things up, and potentially savaging a young child. Fuck that! What's wrong with a fucking hamster?

I want a mastiff. Actually if i could, I'd get clifford the big red dog. I love huge dogs. Plus, the gas mileage rocks

norm

Vedderlution_Baby! wrote:

I dont know. I dont have to deal with it. I'm just sayin, some people probably need that piss break.

i'm not saying on occasion one might have to piss....but i watch these fools pour beer down their gullets and then piss and buy more beer.....and usually these people are in the middle of the row.....:rolleyes:

Vedderlution_Baby

cutback wrote:

i'm not saying on occasion one might have to piss....but i watch these fools pour beer down their gullets and then piss and buy more beer.....and usually these people are in the middle of the row.....:rolleyes:

Oh yea, I agree with you there. Personally, why you want to get drunk at a show is beyond me. You could miss some great memories.

drtyfrnk29

People that have to comment on how bad a bathroom smells while they are in there.

Yes. We get it. It smells. It's a fuggin bathroom. NO mystery on what happens in there.

People that stand in line in a cafe or anywhere for that matter only to get in front of the register and not know what they want.

Are you serious? Get off the muthafuckin' phone, because I don't wanna hear about Grandma's plantar wart cream anyway, and pay attention. And don't get cute with the substitutions, either. You don't like tomato? Pick em off!!! Shit. The menu is in english, same language for you and I, let's step it up. Ordering at one of these places should be like a SEALs operation in Panama. Get in, get out.

MattCameronKicksButt

drtyfrnk29 wrote:

Are you serious? Get off the muthafuckin' phone, because I don't wanna hear about Grandma's plantar wart cream anyway, and pay attention. And don't get cute with the substitutions, either. You don't like tomato? Pick em off!!! Shit. The menu is in english, same language for you and I, let's step it up. Ordering at one of these places should be like a SEALs operation in Panama. Get in, get out.

I hear ya. Although it's our problem not theirs. The world does need to slow down a bit. Just not when I'm in the cue and apparently, not when you're in the cue either.

chiquimonkey

life in general.

Urban Hiker

Byrnzie wrote:

The inabilty of people to walk 'down' escalators - I mean, they have to walk when they get to the bottom anyway, so why put it off?

Big dogs - why would anyone want a massive beast running about the house, pissing and shitting everywhere, chewing things up, and potentially savaging a young child. Fuck that! What's wrong with a fucking hamster?

Escalators - For every building with escalators, there are stairs. Feel like walking, take the stairs. Note: this is coming from someone who lives in a city with A LOT of STEEP hills and walks almost everywhere. Sometimes, the escalator is a nice break from the hills.

Big Dogs - I can't imagine having a small dog. Even though my two dogs are monsters who have knocked me on my ass, broken my right pinky, strained my back, inflicted a number of bruises and scratches, chipped my front tooth, ate my couch (I've shared this photo a million times, and trust me, that was just the beginning of the destruction.), and have at times been a general nuisance, I LOVE THEM.

I have told my dogs many times that yes, I love them and will adore them their entire lives, but when they die I will not be replacing them. Dogs are a lot more work than cats. But, if I go back on my word I will for sure get more BIG DOGS.

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The Universe - my heart rate goes up about 30 beats/minute and I get butterflies in my belly when I TRY to understand all that is the universe. It's fascinating, yet frustratingly perplexing.
-Something doesn't come from nothing, so how does it all even exist?
-Infinite bounds, but growing. If it's already infinite, into what does it grow?
-Etc. - it's just too much to think about. I love it. :cool:

People who are young earth creationists - All I can say is WTF.

Spunkie

How the hell do you get that BIG ship through the little bottle hole?