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  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Jaws
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Jaws

    the shark or the badguy from the bond movie? :)
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    sigh eternally wrote:
    Mark Antony, before Cleopatra made him soft

    :eek:

    You'll only fight Mark Antony with a hard-on? :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I would like to kick the shit out of Sam Houston. and I have a total bone to pick with President Polk...I fucking hate POLK!

    I would kick his manifest destiny lovin' ass...cheap asshole motherfucker.

    Oh, and Andrew Johnson. I want to fucking beat his teeth in to his nasal cavity...

    those are just my American picks...

    I would try my hand at drop kicking Cromwell. I think I could stand mano y mano with Marquis of Queensbury...(not for the boxing rules, but for the treatment of Oscar Wilde)

    Hmmn, I can't think of all the European Historical Dudes that I would want to kick in their sacs...there are so many...

    I haven't even began on the Spaniards...and then there is the current Pope...who is like Mr. Scary man...woah this thread is so helpful for my stress!!!
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  • Lukin639Lukin639 Posts: 72
    Andre The Giant

    If he kicked my ass, so what ...he was huge!!
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Lukin639 wrote:
    Andre The Giant

    If he kicked my ass, so what ...he was huge!!
    I saw a biography of him on TV and it said that when Andre was off in Paris wrestling as a young man, his hometown sign read "Population - 21" and when he was visiting home it said "Population - 24" :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    i'd fight no-one :)

    ok maybe Hitler... but he was a genocidal fuckhead :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:
    i'd fight no-one :)

    ok maybe Hitler... but he was a genocidal fuckhead :)

    Hitler's genocidal attempt failed miserably when compared to America's genocide of the native people. But for some reason, nobody really seems to care about that...
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  • corycory Posts: 736
    I'd want to fight a true Spartan at the height of their empire just to see how tough I really am.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    cory wrote:
    I'd want to fight a true Spartan at the height of their empire just to see how tough I really am.

    hehehe

    'I. AM. SPAAARTAAAAAAAAA!'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • corycory Posts: 736
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    hehehe

    'I. AM. SPAAARTAAAAAAAAA!'


    Ground rules would state NO swords, shields, or spears. Fuck a bunch of dying;)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    I also wouldn't mind slapping around that Finnegan puppet from Mr Dressup.
    ...not too badly though. Just enough to make him cry a little.

    hehe...that's so wrong
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  • roarroar Posts: 1,116
    "Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antartica. Columbus made history thinking some island was India. General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run. All these men are famous, and they're also very dumb. History is made by stupid people. Clever people wouldn't even try. If you wanna place in the history books, then do something dumb before you die."
    -arrogant worms

    personally, i'd like to biblically bitchslap Eve.
  • ihavadogihavadog Posts: 146
    Benedict Arnold or hitler
    i want to be enlightened

    like i want to be told the end
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    jack ruby
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Eddie Better wrote:
    jack ruby
    Now there's a fucking great answer.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Now there's a fucking great answer.

    lol, thanks. :)
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    oscar wilde, just cuz i know i could take him.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Before he "takes" you. Oh, whoops, it's you, chiquimonkey! :D Well, tuck your hair into your cap and look boyish. :D
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Before he "takes" you. Oh, whoops, it's you, chiquimonkey! :D Well, tuck your hair into your cap and look boyish. :D
    oh i ain't tucking anything, i'll come at him all woman....i figure it'd be a fun catfight if anything :p
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Now there's a fucking great answer.

    Yep, but you'd have to get the mafia out of the way, first.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    oh i ain't tucking anything, i'll come at him all woman....i figure it'd be a fun catfight if anything :p

    He'd pun you to death. He was a man who could peel wallpaper off the walls with a deathbed quip. :D
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    He'd pun you to death. He was a man who could peel wallpaper off the walls with a deathbed quip. :D

    'Brevity is the highest.'

















    I could write the rest but according to his theory, I've just made it funnier.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    He'd pun you to death. He was a man who could peel wallpaper off the walls with a deathbed quip. :D
    well this is why it's a battle of fists and not of wits!

    actually i love the guy long time, he has some brilliant quotes. i just like the idea of pummeling some dandy lol
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    'Brevity is the highest.'

















    I could write the rest but according to his theory, I've just made it funnier.

    :D;)
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    i just like the idea of pummeling some dandy lol


    i can't stop laughing....:D:D:D
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    i can't stop laughing....:D:D:D
    is it the visual of his pageboy hair flipping, or him screaming like a little girl? both are working for me at the moment anyway :p lol
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    As soon as I saw the thread title, I thought, Cromwell. I'd kick the shit out of him, or stick a musket gun up his stone-ridden hole.
    :) ahhhh... how fantastic would it have been for SOMEONE to wipe that smug, aristocratic look off of his face
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Ok, you may not agree but I think this person counts because she's as old as history itself... MADONNA

    Just something about her I can't stand. I hate smug, arrogant people who think they can shit all over everyone. And she's NOT British :eek: . She can't sing, she can't dance PLUS she's fucking ugly. I don't get it.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,427
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Can we include banned board members? :p
    do they have to be banned?????
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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