I was thinking Harry Frazee for selling Babe Ruth and over the years 7 or 8 more of the best Red Sox to the Yankees so he could finance musicals on Broadway.
Ok, now Ann Coulter really doesn't count people. you're all missing the point here this wasn't a "let's kick the shit out of republicans" thread (much as I would support one).
If you could fight any famous person from history
Sorry to be an ass but I was hoping for more interesting, less predictable answers
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Phil Collins... I would go straight for his tounge and vocal chords, no need to kill, just stop him from ever singing again... maybe then cut off his fingers so he couldn't write any more music also...
goddamn I hate Phil Collins!
Sorry about that. Didn't think you would see my Mother Teresa one coming.
No no, that one was good There have been a few good ones so far. I meant all the Bush and Cheney comments.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
wyatt earp...........i may lose but it would be interesting. i even like the guy.
Now this one's good
I'd love to see that.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Ok sorry about the Ann Coulter, but I would still love to punch her. Besides Castro I would say Alexander the Great. Chances are he would whip my ass but at least I could say that I threw down with him.
"When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
Ok sorry about the Ann Coulter, but I would still love to punch her. Besides Castro I would say Alexander the Great. Chances are he would whip my ass but at least I could say that I threw down with him.
don't apologise, I was just clarifying. Hell, I'd like to fight Coulter too.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
"But by God, they're exceptions. But Bob, generally speaking, you can't trust the bastards. They turn on us." - Richard Nixon on jews.
He was hilarious but bad. bad bad man.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
jesus........c'mon how cool would it be to say you fought the lord.....and then he'd forgive me and we'd get trashed on some wine......:)
I thought about that, but what happens if you really kick his ass?
I'd say Hemingway, or Steinbeck. Either one would put up a hell of a fight. But afterward, win or lose, I think they'd shake your hand and buy you a beer.
I want to fight Mr. Bump and steal his disability benefits.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
In this order, the fight would get tougher each round, Achillies would probably kick my ass, but I'd try to leg whip him at some point
LOL
I've never read 'Achilles would probably kick my ass' before. and probably never will again. It made me chuckle.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I thought about that, but what happens if you really kick his ass?
I'd say Hemingway, or Steinbeck. Either one would put up a hell of a fight. But afterward, win or lose, I think they'd shake your hand and buy you a beer.
I reckon Hemingway probably thought he was a lot harder than he was. My money is on you.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
This is almost as good as your "10 worst people ever" thread..So I'm going with #9 on my list from that:
The Swedish Chef - His recipes are 90% trans fat, seriously
Man... that thread went down like a thai hooker Of all the things that have made me despair about this board in my three years here, the reaction to a joke about Jesus causing such a reaction is near the top of the list.
And yet when someone said in this thread that they'd fight Jesus, they didn't get flamed did everyone discover a sense of humour?
90% fat? that's vile.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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If you could fight any famous person from history
Sorry to be an ass but I was hoping for more interesting, less predictable answers
Sorry about that. Didn't think you would see my Mother Teresa one coming.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
haha very nice
goddamn I hate Phil Collins!
I'd love to see that.
1...timothy mcvay.
2...the prick that killed all those people in virginia tech ...
3...the pricks that killed all the kids at columbine ....
4....the whole MANSON FAMILY woman & men alltogether beat the dirt out of those hippies ....
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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He was hilarious but bad. bad bad man.
I'd say Hemingway, or Steinbeck. Either one would put up a hell of a fight. But afterward, win or lose, I think they'd shake your hand and buy you a beer.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Joseph Goebbels.
John Wayne
Ghengis Kahn
Achilles
In this order, the fight would get tougher each round, Achilles would probably kick my ass, but I'd try to leg whip him at some point
LOL
I've never read 'Achilles would probably kick my ass' before. and probably never will again. It made me chuckle.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
The Swedish Chef - His recipes are 90% trans fat, seriously
And yet when someone said in this thread that they'd fight Jesus, they didn't get flamed
90% fat? that's vile.
Charles Bukowski.