whats the sign hanging over your head read???

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    'drunk And Listening To Nine Inch Nails'
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    The sign above my head says "Suck 3 feet below here"

    It's neon green and pink.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    please f. off
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=GkcCWtfEklg
    NOPE!!!

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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    'I'm stronger than you think!' :p
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Mine says "Nice guy bowling Alley, Women Only... Set Me Up, Knock Me Down"
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    ??
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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    comebackgirl wrote:
    "I don't date Americans. I'm only interested in dating you if it involves one of us moving countries and applying for permanent residency" :p:D
    I need to borrow that sign! (but change the wording slightly) :D
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Mine says "For the love of God, please walk as slowly in front of me as possible swaying in and out so I have no chance of passing you without knocking you over".
    I've gotten good at ducking and weaving.... ad sometimes I feel super human with some of my moves to get past these very fucking annoying people!!
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    vital5 wrote:
    I need to borrow that sign! (but change the wording slightly) :D
    Maybe we can just swap places and skip the whole immigration process :p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    The front of my sign says... Desperate Measures



    The back says.... Still likes to cuddle
    the Minions
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    vital5 wrote:
    I've gotten good at ducking and weaving.... ad sometimes I feel super human with some of my moves to get past these very fucking annoying people!!

    But are your sidewalks covered with vendors that if you make too many a swift move you take out their enitre collection of bootleg perfumes or pashmina scarves (whatever the fuck pashmina is!)? If so, please give me some tips! :D
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  • Trujeeper
    Trujeeper Posts: 58
    Mine is totally out-dated...it is from my childhood and says,
    "Toatally f*cked up and a complete basket case...needs to be taken care of constantly"

    The neon is broken on it so all you can see from a distance is, "take care of"

    I give all of the love and care I was denied as a child...and I'm beginning to hate it...
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  • brainofjb
    brainofjb Boston Posts: 381
    Well, since Im pregnant and this belly is huge
    Strangers feel the need to come up and touch it UGGGG

    SO my sign would have to say

    "dont touch the belly"

    I could be real mean and have

    "leave me the fuck alone"

    but.. I dont mind loved ones doing it. I just dont like strangers approaching me about the baby and esp touching me. Its kinda creepy. I just dont understand why it is so exciting to them that
    somebody they dont even know is having a baby.
    Maybe that is mean to say but I kind of get tired of all the questions as well.
    There's the moon asking to stay
    Long enough for the clouds to fly me away
  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    brainofjb wrote:
    Well, since Im pregnant and this belly is huge
    Strangers feel the need to come up and touch it UGGGG

    SO my sign would have to say

    "dont touch the belly"

    I could be real mean and have

    "leave me the fuck alone"

    but.. I dont mind loved ones doing it. I just dont like strangers approaching me about the baby and esp touching me. Its kinda creepy. I just dont understand why it is so exciting to them that
    somebody they dont even know is having a baby.
    Maybe that is mean to say but I kind of get tired of all the questions as well.

    wait until you have the kid.
  • brainofjb
    brainofjb Boston Posts: 381
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    wait until you have the kid.


    that scares me too! I dont want strangers with dirty hands touching the baby.

    how do you say "hands off" without being rude?

    Even ppl i know, im gonna have to say "can u pls wash your hands before you hold her"
    There's the moon asking to stay
    Long enough for the clouds to fly me away
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    brainofjb wrote:
    Well, since Im pregnant and this belly is huge
    Strangers feel the need to come up and touch it UGGGG

    SO my sign would have to say

    "dont touch the belly"

    I could be real mean and have

    "leave me the fuck alone"

    but.. I dont mind loved ones doing it. I just dont like strangers approaching me about the baby and esp touching me. Its kinda creepy. I just dont understand why it is so exciting to them that
    somebody they dont even know is having a baby.
    Maybe that is mean to say but I kind of get tired of all the questions as well.
    That's just wrong! :o You could tell them you have some kinda disease which they'll catch if they get too close. Or that doctors warned people touching your bump could lead to the baby being promiscuous in later life :o
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Do you really think I give a fuck?
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Yes, The Drapes Match the Carpet
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Yes, The Drapes Match the Carpet

    :shock:

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